Is there anyone out there who believes that Joe Biden hasn’t shit his pants in the Oval Office?

who has time for this

Anyone experienced with Whirlpool Conjoins? What's the recommended target for number of mixes before I should move back to cold storage?

#asknostr

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Meanwhile, on Twitter, another fiat economist proposes the Infinite Pizza Argument…

Or, framed another way…

“Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day.

Cut a fish into a quadrillion pieces and he’ll eat for a quadrillion days.”

1883. One of the best western series i’ve seen in my life. Can recommend.

🚩New UK rules from the FCA are going to make it next to impossible for anyone to accumulate a substantial amount of #bitcoin

Most of us will fall into the “restricted investor” category limiting us to no more than 10% of our assets (excluding home if primary residence and pension) being invested.

I was honest, stated I’ve invested ~20% net assets in the last 12 months but I agreed to invest no more than 10% in the next 12 months yet still failed the assessment 🤷🏻‍♂️ according to their handbook I now have one more shot at this before being locked out for 24 hours before being able to try again with slightly bent answers 🫠

You would need to have £340,000 in savings/stocks right now and not invested anything in the last 12 months to be able to buy 1BTC today.

REMINDED TWITTER NORMIES TO STAY HUMBLE AND STACK SATS FOR 280 MORNINGS STRAIGHT DURING THE GENERATIONAL BOTTOM SO I COULD KICK IT WITH THE RIDE OR DIES ON NOSTR FOR THIS BULL RUN WITHOUT ANY GUILT 🫡

Am I the only one who didn’t enjoy Oppenheimer?

For the sake of humanity I am willing to donate the landmass of Australia to communism.

The plan is simple, we round up every climate cultist, Marxist, socialist, transmaoist and leftoid in every country and dump them in Australia. All the politicians, the journos, the actors, anyone who thinks shit is “free”, we get them all shipped to Australia and offer an exchange program for the 20 Million Aussies that will be displaced by this program so they can exit.

Then as we wrap up we destroy the airports and ports on the way out and leave them to their communist utopia. Nothing may never leave Australia, no person or data, they will be completely isolated and the world will treat Australia as radioactive waste which must be avoided at all costs.

The commies get to implement their vision so what’s not to like for them, and the rest of us can move on with life without having sociopathic malthusians trying to dictate all aspects of life to the rest of us.

Who’s in?

Seen at my gym.

Wow. Wtf.

For the love of God, please increase the Block size on this thing.

You can't replace Credit card payments if transcaction costs are 20% of the price of the £40 item you're paying for, just to wait half an hour to get a confirmation 😢

#btc #bitcoin #txfees #mempool #wallet #btcwallet #blockchain #miners #btcmempool #payments #cash #credit

Greetings to all the plebs! Moving to NOSTR for connecting to more Bitcoiners and go deeper into the rabbit hole.

#introductions

#stayhumblestacksats

#Bitcoin

you'll own nothing and you'll be happy

Don't get Rugged: How to Avoid Being Scammed

I imagine most people don't know what rugged means so that'll draw their attention since the rest of the title implies that they got scammed.

the whole bullshit/shat/shat at is too complicated grammatically. just leave it off, imo.

I think you’re confused because you would never use “shit”/“shat” transitively. you shit *at* people, you don’t shit them (I sincerely hope). a more obviously transitive verb might be “punch” as opposed to “talk”. so you “talk to me” or “talked to me” but you “punch me” or “punched me”. bullshit is like punch: you bullshit people, you don’t bullshit at them, so if it happened in the past, you punched them or bullshat them.

the final confusing quirk is that in my subtitle the past participle is being used as an adjective, but that doesn’t change the conjugation.

Asking #nostriches

Let's say I'm dating someone (which I'm not) and even though she looks like a sweet heart, if comes to a serious relationship she WILL want to look through my phone at some point and supposedly there's the wallets app on it. Let's say I don't want her to see them in given time, what's your solution to that aside having another phone or deleting the app ?

On Mullvad the following apps don't load:

Zeus

Bitrefill

Strike

What do these apps have against VPN's

bitcoinvisuals.com/chain

yes, absolutley it's awesome, but it's cost prohibitive for me (and nostr as a ln address i think rn) so not my preference at this moment. i'll stick to my actual node for now and keep testing it 🤙🏻💜

Dear universe, lots of strange things are happening around the world, it feels like some difficult to predict events may happen, but I’m just not sure when. Please universe, give me a sign!!!! #bitcoin  #blackswan

Nice , that’s a lot of money to pay out. Hopefully one day soon you’ll be able to not pay those extortionate tx fees 🤔

Biden has a Peter Griffin chin

I've been using Bisq for awhile now. Not large transactions, but stacking still the same.

Yesterday was the first time the transaction got a bump. I transferred funds but never recieved BTC.

The transaction is in remediation now. Interested to see how this plays out.

Anyone else go through this?

#grownostr #bisq #iwantmytwodollars

HELP!

So i sent a transaction from my Samourai wallet to cold storage and all seemed great. Tonight though, i get in my wallet and im missing funds... It appears, lookong at the chain that my "change" went elsewhere...? wtf, how is this possible? Is there something I'm missing here?

Never had this happen before. Happy to provide transaction link....

#swarmstr

This is what’s gonna happen with #Bitcoin  in the coming years:

1) #Bitcoin  needs sacrifice before the next bull run. Might be some prominent figure in the #Bitcoin  space.

2) Wall Street Parasites are gonna scavenge on his #Bitcoin

You will see multiple products like ETF’s or #Bitcoin  derivative products in the market for the normies.

3) These Parasites are gonna play same old paper #Bitcoin  games eventually leading to one of them blowing themselves up.

But this time Governments needs to step in to rescue them as they would possess systemic risk.

4) This process will continue, eventually speeding up the process of #Bitcoin  adoption.

More people will get rekt, more will understand the importance of self custody.

#Bitcoin  will eventually be distributed among people who understand and respects its Ethos.

"Barbie is now the most successful Warner Brothers film in history, surpassing the The Dark Knight in the box office thus far."

These kind of headlines, once you understand money, are peak fiat bullshit....

#bitcoin

#nostr

#fuckfiat

I prefer ethically baked free-range bread.

#grownostr #plebchain