Avatar
ghostnode
a9bc6a7e228491cddf6b8e16b96d18cafd1334bfb1dc555f67a07a0de0bcebd9
❄️ Stay frosty ❄️ 🦀Crabby but friendly 🦀 😂 Self-Appointed Comic, zero-years experience 😂 Master Electrician - AMA

If you cant tell from this post, it’s a good idea to mute or block nostr:npub1m8eyw8xg7vc3zpcm6r0plmu867pucs2qurmsh2ff3ffmncruvrmq7j90j5 … I thought I had him muted but the fun thing about Damus is the deletes don’t work and the mutes are meaningless! 😂

🫡

Replying to Avatar Lebanese Hodl

My first Bitcoin transaction to a Square merchant for this beautiful Henri Matisse Lithograph of the 1000 Arabian nights.

I found it at a tiny vintage store owned by a Gen-Z named Lilly in Greenwich, CT. I noticed she had Square running on an iPad and when I inquired about the print she said I’ll give you 10% off if you pay cash. I replied how about 20% and I’ll pay you in Bitcoin. She looked at me incredulous and asked how? I pointed at her Square iPad. She said really?!! That’s so sick! I showed her how to turn on Bitcoin payments on the spot. 30 seconds later she had her Bitcoin wallet setup.

I paid with Zeus connected to my Node at home. The transaction was more than $600 so we split it in 2. Worked flawlessly, routed through nostr:npub1hxfkcs9gvtm49702rmwn2aeuvhkd2w6f0svm4sl84g8glhzx5u9srk5p6t node ⚡️

She had no idea about the price of a coin but was just so happy to receive her first sats. She told me she was going to hold onto them forever.

Now, for the pain points. She had her Square POS app running in retail mode and Bitcoin didn’t show up on her checkout screen as an option even after she had turned it on. We had to switch her app to standard POS, which she was more happy to do but that was far from ideal since it required so much handholding on my part. I definitely wouldn’t have been able to do that at a busy coffee shop for example. Is there any reason why Bitcoin is only available in standard POS mode? nostr:npub1ds3hmzemzgp9rsuvyvxqdk0y3uxnq9m903dktjxrvyfwk9w99t4sc2hzcn you guys should definitely look into a fix.

Other than that 10/10 experience 🤝

Bitcoin for art. Bullish.

Greenwich is that fancy area…

I like what you’re doing nostr:npub153xmex42x4chdf757hp3q6zxagykkek7pdgwuwd074964dkyha9s82ryu8 both designs are bad ass. The white should be the regularly level high end and the black should be black label high end. I’m guessing all your products are high end. Can’t wait to try them 🫡

What is nostr?

nostr:note1n8l2lqlncf6t8ljzyg2c79ewpjmrl8juts5nu5qmw098z6r6er6slwyvav

You should practice the mental defense techniques they allude to in Inception. If NHI are real and can cause people to have vivid dreams like Joe Rogan talked about last week, it might be a good skill to have. Same line of thinking as the NSA guy that talked about building up psychological defense mechanisms to help him do tasks in black projects. 😂 #conspiracy-str

I’ve had a bank close my account and send my money to the state this year.

I also sometimes log in to old bitcoin wallets. Those accounts never get closed. Those sats will never be sent to the state.

I think they’re already doing this. Maybe it hasn’t released yet. Where you set how you want to pay and merchant sets how they want to receive, so you just pay a square reader/register with bitcoin and if the merchant wants dollars they receive dollars. Smooth on both ends.

Work hard, walk quietly and carry a big stick. But if they ever stop paying you, go to war. Kill everything first and ask questions later.

Lightning feels like a shitcoin. I still use it occasionally, but on-chain bitcoin is the only true innovation in the space.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can earn it.

Adidass

All

Day

I

Dream

About

Sydney

Sweeeney

Christmas tree has been up since last Christmas! LFG! It’s the season mfers

Blessed to be working OT today and tomorrow 🙏😵‍💫

nostr:npub1uzt238htjzpq39dxmltlx60vxym9fetk9czz6kddq6fhvkf4z3usy9qtrh brother! It was like two days ago you said “please be patient, I’m waiting on jar labels and I’m just one person”, two days later it’s on my doorstep. If this is the future, then the future is bright! Thank you for putting so much effort in and making an incredible product 🫡🙏🤙🫶😎

I think it was LNbits but it’s been like a year now and I’ve given up on recovering and moved on to warning others 🤙🫶🫡

I’ve come to accept that those sats are gone so you guys may need to accept that I’ll be posting on any note with the word “nuts” in it to watch out for losing your funds 😂😂🤷‍♂️ you guys are probably doing way more for bitcoin than most people, but I like to think being a Paul Revere of lost sats is a useful job too 🫶🫡🙏

Yes we talked. He said he could maybe get them back for me when he shut the original mint down and said it had happened to several people. He was sorry which I appreciate but sorry doesn’t bring back 1.6 million sats. Anyway I never got them back after the mint shut down.

I’m sorry everyone. I haven’t had many days off in a while and I get crabby at 5 am 😂😂😂🙏🫡🫶

I’ve always liked the idea of pecan pie but I hate that the middle is usually all palm oil, high fructose corn syrup and god knows what else, and the top with the pecans is the only good part.

I think the ultimate pecan pie would be a pie crust filled with @oshi #hodlbutter with pecans on top. I could eat that for a meal once a day.

Bitcoin dominance has nothing to do with bitcoin. It’s a measure of the number of degens the market can sustain from M2 easing. #toiletthoughts

Made a QR sticker for a buddy’s lightning receive address and forgot they were one time use. How do I make a persistent lightning QR code to regularly send him sats? #asknostr

Pubs and npubs go well together

Shit I accidentally zapped this but I’m not a flat earther ser. I like your other stuff though pretend I zapped that other stuff

If you keep posting all these memes and wine-porn I’m going to have to fuck around and buy some bottles ser.

We lost the technology to convert kilos to pounds so we may never know 🫡

What did we switch to proof of stake at 100k? Keep them push-ups rollin! 🫡