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Yarnlady 🧶
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Yarnfluencoor INFP Maker of yarn things Cigar smoker Coffee drinker Corn hat maker Polystitcherous Shut up and knit (or crochet). I love making strings into things using sticks, hooks, time, patience, and a little bit of love (also frustration sometimes).

A cameo!! 😵

Can we do some montages...asking for a friend if the answer is no 😬

Absolutely! We're cooking now. Robots, sewer princes and skyscrapers, and alcoholics. We just need a strong female lead like Jennifer Lawrence or Daisy Ridley and 🤑🤑

It's a lot to take in every few months.

Like old new york from futurama! Love it, everybody has forgotten about that show so we can cannabalize it too 🎉 :thinkguy_sm:

10/10 recommend lentil noodles...problem solved. Next step world peace. I am on fire today!

Oops almost forgot my movement of the day update...not a lot, going to chill walk with the hubs in a bit and about to go do some bootypop squats. #walkstr #dothething #bootypoppinsquats #noideawhatdaythisissixmaybeseven

I can't be bothered to keep up with fashion trends for women, I only realize that the style has changed when I see one of my favorite pattern designer's pictures. Then I try to figure out how, in a world where you're designing/making garments, you can be so wasteful keeping up with fast fashion trends and then I think about how they want to make money... I want classic pieces that can be mixed and matched and never go out of style, like my jeans and t-shirt combo 😂. The pictures I saw were awful and made me spiral into thoughts on wardrobe choice maximization.

But cherry vanilla strawberry short cake sounds so much more manly than cowboy killer.

Replying to Avatar beejay

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It was such a great trip, so many pretty things to look at.

😫 hugs for you lady 🫂🫂🫂

😂 I'm okay calling myself old. I'm cool af for old people and I'll never act my age.

Replying to Avatar mike

Wow!

Thanks Mike! I think it was probably my favorite place and I want to go back soon.

I was scrolling through my pictures and came across this picture from I believe it was Cave Without a Name. We did a show caves of Texas trip a few years ago, it was 8 tours in 6 caves over 4 days (I think the numbers are right, it was a lot). They were beautiful and I highly recommend going to see some caves. #natureisamazing #cavestr #cave

Hmmm where does games, cheap wine, nice cigars, motherhood, and a bit of trad wifing belong. Am I bro or girl or a bit of both 🤔...maybe confused 🌈😂😂😂

I always got called "little insert aunt's name here" by people who knew her when she was younger. So lame.

Took the words right out of my mouth! 😍

At least it's your mom. I favor my dad 😒 I look exactly like one of his sisters.

You're a time traveler!! That's so cool!!!

But yeah genetics do be like that, your mom's a babe 🔥.

That noggin of yours is so much more than just a hat rack friend.

I will keep laughing at silly things and secretly enjoying running through the rain. Can't stop won't stop!!

Oh yeah shitty pop music 😂. It's good for dancing.

Took the day off today other than a little dancing around while cooking dinner and listening to crap music. #todaymakesthreeandaquarterdays #imadethatupimlost

No walking today, did some squats with the kettlebell. I prefer walking with the weights, kind of a two birds with one stone type thing, but squats work too. #twoandahalfishdays💪 #somethingratherthannothing #tryingtogetmysexyback👀

#kickin #imkiddingthatshitisawful

Replying to Avatar Noshole

👀 I'm unsure how to feel about being in one... I'm not one of the cool kids, I just make silly yarn things 🤷‍♀️

You're the R. Kelly of animals

#overheardincornychat

#thingsilearnedfromthexfiles part 2

Someone you know is some sort of -ic psychic, pyrokinetic, telekinetic, psychotic, etc...

If anything comes back from being extinct, it will devour you.

They're putting alien DNA in our food and telling us it's vitamins, the perks of this are you never get sick, negative is the vegan cult church will come after you for eating meat.

Volcanoes house crazy parisitic fungi that sprout a penis from your throat...stay away from volcano calderas!

Unexpected pregnancy can cause your repressed serial killer genetics to kick in 👀.

The school board is a demon worshipping cult.

Do NOT let the creepy guy wash your hair, he's going to kill you. (I already knew this, but glad it was confirmed)

As usual mutants are after your liver, especially the mutant fluke worms in the New Jersey sewers.

Exciting times ahead, I'm about halfway through season 2 and I'm hooked.

#yarnladyshottakes #xfiles #notanodereview