She loves good cooks, I am the best, if you can beat me she'll love you back. P.s Petting time is only limited to her time.

GM!

gm! ☕️

Good morning. I feel your pain. I need to register my vehicle soon and pay the extortion. 🤮

gm😊☕

GM GM GM 🖖🏾⚡☕

She loves good cooks, I am the best, if you can beat me she'll love you back. P.s Petting time is only limited to her time.

Because it likes you 🤷‍♀️😂. I didn't make it, I came across it on the pattern site and couldn't keep it to myself. You could customize it to your preferences, lol.

Yarn penis

Building a deck for a friend of a friend. They want it permitted so just had a meeting with a permit agent in their county.

$1350 dollars for permitting of a 330 square foot ground-level deck, need to submit construction plans ($500), hours of work to fill out all of their forms and meet their requirements, need 3 onsite inspections along the way AND it’s an 8 week lead time for permit approval.

Obscenely retarded and infuriating.

The permit department employees relish their role as gatekeepers too. They looked over every pedantic category on the clients property / project trying to find reasons why I couldn’t build the deck or reasons why the property owners would have to pay more to the county and/or county affiliated rackets.

Sincerely a wretched system. My radicalization strengthens.

“Is that a lot?”

The struggles I go through, can't get her far enough for a good picture.

#catstr

What keeps you up at night? #asknostr

Yeah it is… but… I get some news that’s not on nostr yet… I haven’t posted( only nostr advertising) on dead bird app since I’ve started using nostr n e ways.

Might want to keep that to yourself 🤷

#meme #memes #memestr #nostrmemes

dude set up a wallet so we can zap

How often do you tinker with your relay list?

A) what is a relay list?

B) once per year on a scary holiday like halloween

C) every few weeks

D) daily

#asknostr

Based off of some research I did, 6 years ago. 😂

All good I got you

I don’t think the test worked 😂😂

I scheduled a note via shipyard to post 5 mins ago… doesn’t seem like it did

All good I got you

I don’t think the test worked 😂😂

I scheduled a note via shipyard to post 5 mins ago… doesn’t seem like it did

Have you used it in the past week of so to see if it's working again? It stopped working recently, so I was wondering if it was fixed.

This made me laugh so hard

There was a restaurant near my work that offered a 1lb blt. I had it for lunch once. That was my limit. I never ordered it again.

Snoop Dogg told me it's chill so idk

My dad is always thinking of me!! This little gadget comes with both a 6” and 8” blade which is perfect for little odd jobs. Attach a Milwaukee battery and I’m in business. Already had fun testing it out this morning!

Stay humble or be humbled.

He does say that men and women can do both and thats why he went with masculine and feminine instead of men and women.

Yeahhh if I haven’t heard your voice in cornychat, you’re not real.