Yeahhh if I haven’t heard your voice in cornychat, you’re not real.
Discussion
It's true. I'm actually an Ai. Even admitting it, people still think and question it. Even you are right now.
No. I always assumed you were 😂
Who has nicest voice and best accent?
That’s harrrrrrrd. Nicest voice is probably nostr:npub12zqf55l7l9vsg5f6ssx5pq4f9dzu6hcmnepkm8ftj25fecy379jqkq99h8 or nostr:npub1yx6pjypd4r7qh2gysjhvjd9l2km6hnm4amdnjyjw3467fy05rf0qfp7kza , best accent is probably nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6 or nostr:npub1rjwumr7j6tac08t0qttvc44walt549nc4eyyxjc0phn6yxzj7uzq0accc9
Damn, I'm not even in the running.
Not even close 😂🫂
Don't feel bad, I wasn't either 😒.
I loveeee your voice, but it didn’t win 😂🤷♀️🫂
How can anyone who says dog daawg win
True. Southern accents aren’t exotic to me given my family 🤷♀️
I do like em tho. Headin to massasappy tomorrow. Can’t wait to hear nostr:npub147wy3decmxy3vs9u4nse80ha7nkcydt7zdge8lc9gk8ddglh4t6qudjwdr in the flesh. Man crush
Why I try to hide the drawl 😂🤷♀️
It's fine... The guys get the nice voice awards, I think it's a conspiracy by big microphone to keep the girls down 😂. PJ does the best white trash redneck though.
It’s true. I thought she’d tag nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r and nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx . That’s the bait I was putting out tbh
nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r just sounds like an old nag
This is how I imagine she sounds
Oooo that’s just because they don’t come on often. They both have beautiful voices
❤️🔥🥹🫂
Oofs all around.
I'll cry in my wine next time I'm winelady-ing on cornychat.
Nooo wine lady never cries
😭🍷 it's coming
Your bourbon lady tonight
😭🥃
nostr:nprofile1qqszd44fgen4ucpl3hjt7muuaazzqdahp3lwu9c07phdweelcdxf3ugpz4mhxue69uhkyetkduhxummnw3erztnrdakszxnhwden5te0wfjkccte9enk2arpd338jtnrdakj7a33qyxhwumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmvhj9400 I got the booze, just working up the tears
Bahaha I hope you’re around when I’m done with poker
The tears are falling and my whiskey is salty 🥺💧
Awww you’re breaking my heart 😭
It was all part of the plan 🤗. Eventually you'll tell me my accent is exotic enough for you...I play the long game 🤣🤣
Just kidding, you know I love you 🥰😘🫂
I’m never answering questions publicly again 😂😂😂😂😭🫂
Now I feel bad ☹️. I know you like my voice or you'd tell me to stfu 😂🫂🫂
Sent you a message
As a kid I had to watch this show in secret or the other boys would make fun of me
I watched it with my sister
I watched power puff girls with my sister. You know, for her safety 
those same kids watched it in secret too.
You must be awesome then!
Take notes fed nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0
I’m mini moon (in my mind)
McFed keeps taking Ls. Feel bad for him but there’s only one way he learns and it’s through pain.
He doesn’t know shit
He doesn’t. We’ve been patient with him at the ⭕️ but nothing works. It’s truly sad.
Guys who say they didn’t watch it are lying. I had a friend who had all the mangas. She would lend them to me.
Government regulators
😂
It’s Saturday n we grillin’
Saylor Moon x Spring Breakers
Spring Break?
Can’t blame Mario for being pulled back every time 🥵
https://video.nostr.build/8a9c00d5f45d5a028d1f1ac6e3444715e99695fafd1ee8ec811750377e7670bd.mp4
This happened mere seconds before this note FYI
Lmao Mario produced by Kanye 🤣🤣🤣
16 minutes later:
Me realizing that’s Peach
Friccin tagged it wrong smh
Ah you add a caption directly in photos ? Smart
I used to do that but since iPhone doesn’t have a search feature, it’s fucking pointless. Unless I’m wrong. Please someone tell me I’m wrong this would level up my meme game exponentially.
It does have a good search. It even searches for text in images now
You can search for metadata too
Settings-search-photos- add content to search
if you want it to show in the phones search too
Searching for metadata doesn’t work for me. I searched the file name for a video but it won’t come up.
Inside of photos or outside?
Inside photos
Settings-apps-photos - enhance visual search turn on
I already had that on
That’s odd. Works fine on my end. I’ve been using this for years (the search). Makes it super convenient
If you search for a city name where you took pics, nothing shows up?
I block locations from my camera so it doesn’t know that info. But I had videos with specific names and they don’t pop up when I search it in the photos app.
So it shouldn’t work for location. But I just tested adding a caption and then searching for it. That should work
A caption not a file name
How do you add a caption?
When you’re on the pic swipe up, there should be a caption field. Write something
Lug nut. Fixed it.
Oh wow it’s working now. Why the fuck can’t I search the file name? SMH
You can also search by folder name (if you put it in a folder) or by app name (if it comes from an app). Here folder name and app name are the same
I had such a crush on tuxedo mask when I was little 😂😂😂
I can hear the cape swoosh
Nice try fed 😂
I’m mad at you for never joining
I did twice. As the generic avatar 🤣
If you don't speak up, you're a fed 😂
🤣
I don't make the rules.
Who does? 🤣
Maybe I'll find out in the great docuseries X-Files. So far all I can say is "They" 🤷♀️
It is a great docuseries. They keep repeating “the truth is out there”. I guess we just have to go out there since we’re truth seekers
Those aren’t generic! I designed them myself and I will pay you 1000 sats to say aboot
I meant the one that comes with corny chat
I can say it for fun but I don’t know anyone who says it like that 🤣
🤔😂…sounds like sumthin a fed might say🤨😳😂😂
Your mom’s vagina is a fed, which explains…you 😂
Got heem
Fediminge 💦💦💦
Sometimes I see things in the feed and just have to go see the context 😂
🤣
It never goes where you think it's going...
😳🤔….right!!!??!…I’m just floating along, mindin my own bidness, tryin to spread positive vibes and luv around nostr and bang😖….damn if i ain’t ambushed by nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz and nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve all attackin my momma n sh*t🤨
…. I shoulda listened to that nice Mr nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 bout dem damn WoN and that CoV …. hell I didn’t even know nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve was on the CoV…. nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz ‘s usually purty nice but sumbody said sumpin bout not pooin in a few days…. Guess that can change a gurlz disposition 🤔🤷🏽♂️
….anyway I alwayed was da forgivin type so I said I’d sorry an gave em all my sats like they said to and they said they’d quit sayin mean stuff bout my mama….i guess in the end they’s awight🤷🏽♂️
😂a proper gentleman
🥲….pology ‘cepted 😞
….any chance u r node can give me my tooth and sats back☹️😳🤭🤣🤣🫂
😂
😳…yessir Mr nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve ….i know it’s unlike u to behave so badly🤔….but still can I have my tooth back?😞☹️🥲😳🤭😗😗
I’ll add 1000 sats to hear this too
It’s worth way more than that 🤣
V4V bro
5000….
Each?
Well I can’t speak for mahdood
Sure you can, you’re my lawyer from now on.
Ok. Yes. Each
To say one word. Fancy 🤣🤣
If you decline then you’re a bear
It will be my pleasure to relieve you of your hard earned sats. Gotta love that v4v 🤭
This is a pretty sound contract in my neutral opinion as the future arbitrator of this dispute. Escrow services available for 25% commish
John coming in with the negativity, assuming we will need arbitration 😒
Very positive endeavour
25% on top of my 10K 😂
That's up to you folks as long as I'm paid.
Coming in strong. I like that.
nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat we might have a problem 👀
🤷♂️ Nun facìu favuri. Accumulu li dèbbiti.
Yooo he’s hitting us with the Latin. We’re screwed 😂
Damus can’t translate. Let me check with primal… holy shit
😂
Peace 😂
Later that day in an undisclosed location:
How did you find me? 👀
Palantir API
Never again
But if the bug is in the hammer, then what?
That’s what i was aiming for. Keep up John, I thought you were a lawyer
Oh that was a Nokia, my bad, fair play.
The impact would break that bug. Mahdood doesn’t skip leg day
Now tell us all aboot those Epstein files!
It’s Sicilian, so more like retard Latin
Did you join as "Justin Trudeau" yesterday? They wouldn't speak, so I booted them after a bit).
Also, nostr:npub12r0yjt8723ey2r035qtklhmdj90f0j6an7xnan8005jl7z5gw80qat9qrx I went back to check table later and maybe play a bit but it was completely full! Guess I missed out. Until next time!
PS - I wanna see nosholes legendary skills at the table. Ships in the night 🥲
No. I was watching Ballerina (the 2025 one), that’s in the John Wick universe.
That wouldn’t be very anonymous either 😂
Not seeing the review. Maybe it's forthcoming.
John wick movies are just aight to me. Enjoyable, but I feel like I'm in the minority not thinking they're amazing. Expect this movie would be slightly worse than those, being a spinoff, and starring a grill, but maybe I'm wrong. Will see what the nodereview says.
I’m 6 movies behind schedule 😂. Did two reviews yesterday.
Agreed. It’s a good action movie. But nothing more.
Damnit I was hoping node might pop in too 😭
Yesssss yodl. You are in trouble. But, you don’t have to wait til poker night. We shoot the shit in there all the time
Word. AJ suited is the nuts 🤭 Look forward to playing.
Yeah, I'll pop in for non poker sometime. Y'all are fun
Ok thank youuuu. I always miss you. I’ve had a gnarly gaming addiction that got in the way of the previous poker nights. I forgot how easy it was to make sats
Every time I open Cornychat there’s nobody in there.
I have the opposite experience🤷♀️ are you trying at like weird times?
Hopefully there's peeps next time, it's a hoot
yay, i'm real then i think? i should visit the chat again sometime soon. you guys are hilarious.
Yessss why haven’t you been back?
someone around nostr calling it the "corn feds", it's making more $cents now.. Interesting never tried it.. How fed is nostr?? can we end fed nostr? 🤣 🤣
For sure 💯
i've shown up and spoke a little -- I recall I was a bit impaired
That’s preferred 😂
This is true. Beats shoe on a head any day
i dont take orders from fruitbats.
Please?
it’s the tortilla skin ❤️
😭😭😭😭😭I knew it
