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Beerborn
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Beer crafter aficionado, node runner, sats stacker, sats spender, and noob coder

I'm sorry mate, that's just theft. You took someone else's claim to the fed's... (*checks notes*) ...pile of nothing, and used it to pay for goods.

Make sure to at least include those illicitly obtained funds on next year's tax declaration, or you'll be evading taxes too.

A feature I'd love to see in nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 is split payments when receiving funds.

A while back, I was able to pay an invoice with the outbound liquidity I had in multiple channels. However, when I tried the same operation in reverse (receiving funds using the inbound liquidity of multiple channels with Olympus), what I got was a new channel being created, with it's subsequent 10k channel creation fee. This is despite having enough inbound liquidity for the payment after discounting the local reserves.

Going forward I'll need to be extra vigilant so I don't end up with a myriad of tiny channels.

Riot police loves student demonstrations. "You grow older, they stay the same" kind of scenario.

Maybe I was a bit tongue in cheek, but is there any precedent of any user being charged with anything in the cases that preceded this one (tornado and bitfog)?

AFAIK, users have been so far left out of the courts and Devs have been the target ("Dev" in the case for bitfog). The scare tactics so far have been, don't build this stuff or you'll rot in jail, rather than don't use this or you'll be charged with money laundering.

That looks amazing. Do you keep the culture outside at all times to be able to bake 3 times a week?

I keep it in the fridge since we don't eat that much bread.

I've heard discard is great for muffins.

I always thought the Samurai Wallet team were the OpSec paranoid cypherpunk type. Were they and still got busted or that's just something I made up myself by looking at their products?

I've been improving my #sourdough skills for the last month or two. I now have two running cultures that I cycle weekly so we always have home baked bread at home.

#foodstr #bread

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Well, you'll be glad to know then that your zap is now sitting on my cashu wallet. So your actions are also helping others to act as unregistered MSBs 🫡

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Logged into Facebook today...

Me: [goes to Facebook]

Me: [enters email & password]

Facebook: "Confirm you are human"

Me: [identifies stoplights]

Facebook: "We sent a code to your gmail account"

Me: [goes to gmail]

Me: [enters email & password]

Gmail: "Confirm you are human"

Me: [identifies bridges]

Gmail: "We sent a code to your recovery email"

Me: [opens new gmail tab]

Me: [enters recovery email and password]

Gmail: "Confirm you are human"

Me: [identifies more stoplights]

Gmail: "Would you like to setup a recovery email?"

Me: "No"

Gmail: "Would you like to give us more personal information and your phone number?"

Me: "No"

Gmail: "Can we put cookies that track your entire web experience in your browser for your 'security' and 'convenience'?"

Me: "No"

Gmail: "Welcome to your email!"

Me: [finds security code for other gmail]

Me: [enters security code for other email login]

Gmail: "Would you like to give us more personal information and your phone number?"

Me: "No"

Gmail: "Can we put cookies that track your entire web experience in your browser for your 'security' and 'convenience'?"

Me: "No"

Gmail: "Welcome to your email!"

Me: [finds security code for facebook]

Me: [enters security code for facebook]

Facebook: "Would you like to give us more personal information and your phone number?"

Me: "No"

Facebook: "If you let us install this thing you'll conveniently be logged in every time you return to our website!"

Me: "No"

Facebook: "Welcome to Facebook! Also there's a much better experience if you let us install this thing and you'll conveniently be logged in every time you return to our website! Have you changed your mind from 6 seconds ago?"

Me: "No."

...

This is not an exaggeration. The internet is broken.

It wouldn't be if you installed the spyware they offered you, but you stubbornly refuse to use the convenient option.

Imagine looking a couple years back and thinking I lost a few million sats trying to flip some ordinals and it didn't pan out. Oh well, I guess I have room temperature IQ

Pro tip: Add Pron too for maximum representation. Then merge Porn+Pron into a single dataset 👌

A quick literature review seems to point out that most negative effects appear in pre-adult long-term users. However many studies call for caution due to the lack of serious, independent, double-blind studies.

Personally, I'd be cautious with using it on a daily basis for prolonged periods. Generally speaking, using hormonal supplements isn't the safest route for chronic treatments.

It'll cool down. Orditards don't have infinite sats to burn on fees.

Future shitcoiner because "BiTcoIN Tx tOo ExPEnSivE". Learn #bitcoin so this isn't you #mempoolbonfire

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