Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to fight his heartburn.

On the 7th day God rested and Chuck Norris took over.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

That is a completely level-headed and reasonable opinion and therefore it has no place on #nostr.

Chuck Norris does not sleep.

He waits…

Chuck Norris can look at dollar bills and turn it into #Bitcoin.

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then again…we could probably just weaponize the Chuck Norris tears we have.

Ffs. Shut up bro. Pharma SWAT gonna storm us bro.

🤣😂 don’t bet against crazy

Oh don’t get me wrong. Homelander is a bad dude.

All I’m saying is that smartphones weren’t around in Super Man’s day so how tf do we know what he got up to?

We do know he was a doping ass mfer who was afraid of rocks. Just sayin

Amen. I automatically shart myself whenever I read the words “Chuck Norris.”

Please stop noting about Chuck Norris.

Well…at this point these pants are done so continue on I suppose.

You think Superman is a good guy? Interesting.

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Homelander would beat the shit out of Superman and it’s not even close.

“I wanna be a titty doctor”

- My Toddler

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Being pretty generous with the “I” part of the abbreviation aren’t we?