GPT5 is awful at that. Asks you 5 different questions then gives a 20 step answer. Lol

Your only supposed to go on a bloody cruise

People seems to be enjoying the lack of Knots propaganda here so I'll commit to making more effort and getting out of the twitter echo chamber.

The people of X are not worthy of your thoughts or attention Mike. Nostr only and make em come to you 🚁😂.

GM

nostr is the best madhouse I’ve ever checked into 🫡

Good man 👍🏻

I haven't decided between a viking funeral or fireworks.. 🤔

We have the same in the Netherlands. They test the sirens at the same time

You sign up by shouting "cunts!" at 3 pm. I'll send you an alarm to remind you.

If they pay for the box i say fuck it then 🤣🤣

My browser extensions also do this automatically...

I didn't know about the test. My first though was "Nuke Incoming". Well, the system works :)

I turned mine off.

Life's already full, dont need the government reminding me things are a bit shit... 🤣🤣

I am too fat fingered and end up deleting the whole url, with url check, i clickc the url, it pops up before the browser and asks me which browser to open woth and then has buttons to manipulate the url however i have configured it. Works for switching youtube links to alternate apps, njump, etc so i dont have to remember aby of that after setup.

Ok now you can opt out ;)

Ahahaha you're lying 😂

Using url check is so much better tho and it doesnt make nostr devs have to do/track one more thing that is unreleated to their dev. I use it for this use case and to automatically translate x links to xcancel links.

How would you technically do that without the client basically being setup to manipulate information? Just use the "url check" application.

Welsh is like someone having a stroke 😂

They’re doing this to warn you when old ladies are carrying signs the government doesn’t like.

Didn't you turn off those alerts?

Depends I guess. 😅 Why did they suspended it?

I spend about $100 a month, every month, and have for the past couple of years on Nostr relays and application servers. I don't ask for donations. It's costly. However, it's more costly to *not* contribute to Nostr's future. Freedom isn't free.

If you haven't had at least three bank accounts closed, are you really a bitcoiner?

Eminently sensible bar the reality the obedience (i.e. stupidity) is one of the essential criteria for admission into the police.

As for common sense, let’s not even go there.

Warning that someone within 100m of you may have had an illegal opinion

3pm? Tea time sir. Expect overloaded grid

Big bad Russia has always been the British establishments enemy since the Bolsheviks or I think maybe even longer.

So there's always been an old money grudge.

Nukes are a non sequitur, so like no point in even warning people 😂

Either way, just be careful out there Mike!

I posted this on the Fediverse this morning…

At 3pm today I’ll be shouting out “cuuuunnnnttttssss!” as people receive automated messages from government from their mobile devices.

If you also wish to shout out “cuuuuunnnnntttttssss!” in unison with me, you’ll be most welcome.

#PublicServiceAnouncement

That looks so good. How you stay so slim Mike?

Love a good curry #foodstr

INTJ Reporting in. 🫡

Great analysis Mike. Thanks for sharing.

I wish you a quick recovery

I was thinking this one, from Aliexpress

GenX for the win!

I hope he gets a good telling off. What's his problem with transgenders. Is he a closet homo himself?

Very interesting Mike. And your summary of their main, second and third jobs also applies to most people in the corporate world I would say. The number of pen-pushing middle-management imbeciles that earn more than politicians is embarrassing. I still think a hefty pay rise is in order for them to improve the quality of MPs but the people would never allow it.

If you are on a desktop, Mike, let's duel Tetris!

Full Calle Fever🌡️

Stores cleared out of orange balaclavas as more people are going "Full Calle" mode

i could really use a tarot reading right now

Wild 😜