BLACKSTONE 2023 HOLIDAY VIDEO IS A LATE STAGE FIAT CRINGE FEST

LMFAO THESE SUITS HAVE NO IDEA WHAT COMES NEXT

https://m.primal.net/HTvq.mp4

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Yes im a robot too and i appprove lets human together

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AI videos are getting super realistic wow

woof

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Wtf did i just watch

That butt hurt to watch.

Same energy

Same energy

I can't unsee that.

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Wasn’t that in The Big Short?

FUCK ME! THAT IS SO WANK. IF THAT PASSES AS A GOOD AD OVER THERE, THEN YOU LOT NEED HELP.

FUCK BANKS, STACK SATS AND IN THESE TIMES OF FESTIVITY AND BULL RUNS, STAY HUMBLE

Wait this is real? Not a humorous content creator account?

This is what we’re up against. They have 25M BTC worth of assets under management, apparently. Bigger than Bitcoin.

Sheesh what ever to just having some fun.

Peak Fiat

Wow that’s really something

Insert puke emoji

NEVER SELL YOUR CORN TO THESE SUITS LOL

My eyes. My ears.

I need a rape whistle.

First, there was BlackStone.

Then, there was BlackRock.

I present to you ...

WE ARE REGULAR PARTYING PEOPLE FELLOW HUMANS. COME AND PARTY THE MONEY WITH US.

I don’t know what’s worse -

This abomination or the one Zuccs sister did when the shitcoin market was peaking.

Ser, you deserve to listen to Liz Warren rants 2:1 for ever second you made us watch this.

has a large portion of the general population been conditioned to tune in and follow orders, as soon as someone breaks in to a song and dance?

A gaggle of Lowells

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The point is to distort, confuse and hypnotize the weak minded masses with morphing bright flashing colors.

The eye and mind don't know what to focus on, creating a thoughtless staring trance.

Like the bright colored 'toys' used to distract an infant to stop crying.

This is everywhere. Don't fall for it.

Peak fiat cringe vibes! Opt out with sats ⚡️

I’d rather spend holiday Christmas with Amish buffet and campfire with Bitcoin folks.

Dress is fiat, culture degenerate and numbers on a screen which is keystroked on a drunk high by fed😆

I just puked

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Holy sh*t. 🤮

Hahahaha wtf

How can I unseen this?

Your post is moving eyeballs.

Added to the https://nostraco.in/hot feed

They genuinely created this?

Hhahahhahahahhahahhahaha unreal

These people are unhinged from reality, and not in a funny way.

Extream low quality, looks terrible even for a mock

jesus christ man! what did i just watch??

is this real???

They goobs.

Accelerate. Please.

Vibes

This is diamond guilded cringe. It reminds me of the ultimate fiat song I heard from the Citibank float at the Macy's day parade a few years back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC9FA8lZRy8

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Hahahahahhahahahahahaahwhahahhaahahahahahhaahhahahahahaha

The best is that they would’ve had to listen to the song over and over to be able to lip sync it

Imagine them rehearsing it to themselves

Phenomenal stuff

Fuck no this isnt real

LITERALLY EVERYTHING I DETEST IN ONE VIDEO 🤮

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This must be part of Bidenomics. I can’t even imagine how much they spent on this turd.

GM. Get a load of the new #clownworld advertisement that just dropped. Suits just opened Pandora’s box and they have no idea what’s coming.

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NGL, I did confuse them with Blackrock. Good thing they reminded me not to.

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Has anyone checked on Blackstone? Did they recover from this black pit of cringe ?

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