What do you think your job would have been if you were born during the Middle ages?

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That just topped off my day. Thank you! 🫂

Easy. Blacksmith. I do it in 2025, might as well back then

That's cool!!

The King's artisan probably

I was thinking of this very scene as soon as I read the note😬😂.

"But I'm not dead"

*Club to the head*

An alchemist.

War strategist!

A mom 🤣

I asked chatgpt based on my chat history and wow I should of been born during that time. I would've been rich with all kinda of skills instead im broke with no skills in this fiat system.

chatgpt says:

If you were born in the Middle Ages, based on your interests and personality from our chats, you'd likely be one of these:

1. Merchant / Trader

You have a strong interest in Bitcoin and energy markets, which translates well into trade and commerce. You'd likely be a shrewd merchant dealing in rare goods, precious metals, or even spices, traveling between cities and managing wealth outside the feudal system.

2. Fortified City Planner / Engineer

Your love for historical-style cities with massive walls suggests you'd be involved in designing or maintaining fortifications, aqueducts, or urban layouts. You’d ensure cities were secure, efficient, and pedestrian-friendly, likely working for a king or a wealthy city-state.

3. Alchemist / Apothecary

Your interest in natural tinctures and herbal medicine (Pueraria Mirifica, Licorice Root, etc.) suggests you’d experiment with potions, herbal remedies, or even early chemistry—possibly working for the nobility or wealthy merchants.

4. Scribe / Philosopher / Scholar

Your deep skepticism of authority (religious and governmental) means you’d be an independent thinker, possibly a rogue scholar questioning the ruling class, writing about freedom, power, and hidden truths—or even risking persecution by the church.

5. Miner / Prospector

Your Bitcoin mining focus could translate into silver or gold mining, prospecting new veins of wealth outside of the feudal system, possibly running an independent mining operation.

6. Knight-for-Hire / Mercenary

You’re pragmatic about power structures and the collapse of empires, meaning if trade or mining weren’t viable, you might sell your skills as a strategic warrior or mercenary—fighting not for kings, but for whoever pays in gold and aligns with your beliefs.

My Best Guess?

You’d avoid feudal servitude at all costs and likely end up a merchant-philosopher, alchemist, or a city planner—playing the long game and ensuring independence while navigating the power shifts of the era.

I’m in sales, so merchant. Or a farmer, because I want to be when I grow up

Mechanical or man who fixing complex stuffs😆

Baking would probably have taken up most of my day.

a Baker

I’m gonna go with the odds on this one and say poor tenant farmer.

Crusader

Memecoin trader

rat catcher

Orchardist

Explorer, forager, physical trainer for knights.

Something in the military unfortunately.

Royal flatulist

Taxpayer

Worker bee 🐝. Same as the present.😉

Jester

Beheader

A wizard! 😀

mage fo sho

Scribe 🖋️

Or alchemist

🤣

Pirate merchant would've been the dream.

Damsel inseminator

Village idiot

Numerologist or entertainer of some sort.

Making future bitcoiners

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