caption this, winner gets 10k sats 🔥
because on nostr, we can 💪 
Discussion
My precious FIAT!
"Whats this?! Keep it and pay with normal money!"
The year is 2130 and the girl says to his dad:
“Wtf daddy? Is this what y’all use to pay for stuff?”
I meant “her” dad but y’all got the point 🤣🤣🤣
"This is why all the trees nearby are dead?!"
Can I buy a blue checkmark with this, pleeeease!?!
It does actually grow in trees.
"I can trade this for bitcoin?!"
we can
Just what I needed out here in the woods, some toilet paper.
Saving the forest …picking up trash
Lost in Nature's Riches: Finding Value Beyond Currency 💰🌳 trying to exchange 🍐2🍐
🤣🧡 
“Wait don’t leave,
I can wipe my ASS with this”
Or: The beginning of every porn clip with trees in the background.
What is toilet paper? You mean US dollars?
Look! Benjamin Franklin is so cute ☺️
These trees
don't give a fuck about fiat
You’ll really give me 5 whole sats for this??
“We’re lost in the forest and you think this can keep us alive? Go get me some sats, stat!”
Look: Money does grow on trees.
"I found this ancient currency! What does it do?"
*playing charades*
Ooh ooh uhhhhh.... Obsolete?
*Confetti and music*
“Who wants to go to McDonald’s?!”
“For 100 bucks, nah dawg I’m good.”
"Will you something strange for little bit of change?"
You actually can use these, it’s like a little fan when it’s hot out!
The fairy says you have one wish free:
100 💵 or orange 💊 fingernails🧡
I found a coupon to Costco
“Dollars have utility. We can burn this for heat”
Hey honey, I found some toilet paper.
No, no it wasn’t this… it was climate change and Beyonce that caused inflation!
"Not so long ago, my grand-parents could survive a full month with this 100 bucks"
"I can keep Zapvertizing a little longer"
Oh goody…I found something to wipe my buttocks with!
this is 14,000 shillings in 🇰🇪.
Are you serious? just 326,000 sats? better send them to nostr:npub1xwwmvty3er863uy9lz03zhc6m9wlzr88f9esywdkq4xjg5en9yyqktl3nz who needs them more than me
"I found monopoly money!!"
OMG! This is totally worthless!
We can mine bitcoin by tying our private key to the string of a kite during a storm!
"You want me to do what?"
Why suspicious? It's a fair trade, you give me sats and I give you this gorgeous piece of paper backed by the fed.
Caption: You mean you'll really give me 330,000 sats for this silly piece of paper? Sweet!
If a dollar is spent in the woods, will anyone value it?
Queen: And because you've been so good to poor old Granny, I'll share a secret with you. This is no ordinary momey. It's magic wishing money..
Snow White: A wishing money?
Queen: Yes! One purchase and all your dreams will come true.
Snow White: Really?
Queen: Yes, girlie. Now, make a wish and spend it.
.
"Look, Walker, I found more toilet paper!"
Wow! Look at this perfectly preserved relic of the dark ages!
Cool, I can buy $100 worth of #bitcoin before the ETF buyers
Hey look! Do you still have that weed? I found us some rolling papers 💨
- Hey! Look what I found to light the fire
- You are so great
“PSA: Wiping with paper fiat is way better than using two quarters three dimes and a nickel!”
I think I found one of those prehistoric paper dollars they used to use. The ones we learned about in history class. Who in their right mind would of thought paper had value once upon a time. What a great scam they pulled over on the world. I am glad we evolved.
Glory of past
"Can you believe some women would to do anything for one of these pieces of paper?"
The moment when you ask a bunny to give you 1 BTC for a 100 Dollar shitcoin a the bunny said yes for shure 😛
i can buy approval
IT WAS WRITTEN ! "this note is legal tender for all debts, public and private"
Yes, it’s much better than those glass pearls!
I found an old duffel bag stuffed into a dead tree back there, and inside I found an assload of these and a gun!
Maybe if I pay Peter Schiff, he will leave me alone?!
The year is 2050 and it’s considered standard living practice to roam the forrest for days on end without showering or eating. The practice has been banned in many countries but can’t be stopped. It’s an unstoppable habit that will transform toilet paper as we know it.
"Paper is poverty. It is the ghost of money and not money itself."
- Thomas Jefferson
Well her nails are painted in btc colors so one can only assume she bout ta exchange that filthy 🤢 🤮 fiat in for something superior
"Oh look! It's the ancient paper they use to exchange for goods. At the end of it's existence, it was simply used to wipe one's self."
"So you're saying you work for this?"
or
"Do you know how many sats we can get for this?!"
or
"You idiot! How many times have you seen criminals stealing this in the movies? And you're saying Bitcoin is for criminals?! "
There, covered all the fundamentals 😂
Really? With a 100 Dollar paper like that, I can have 100 Satoshis? Great, I want to trade it now!
"Thislittle peace of paper... use to actually be used, as MONEY!?"
"Thanks, now I don't have to use a leaf to wipe"
"It's just paper you bastard, it's just paper!"
Tinder! Got a match?
Baltic Ave is mine!
Obsessed by money 😅💕🤗
What happened to paper cash? Now it's crypto 😅
No I think bitcoin is amazing and I think it has a lot upcoming 🔥
“Now we can start a fire to roast the eggplant!”
Oh! I've found an old artwork.
So it's like cash tips but online?
People discovered paper 😂
Nostr needs to build more comunication tools.
Communication between user is still hard to follow.
For example I heard about this 100USD challange on nostr.band but not via my Iris client.
Even when visiting nostr:npub1hu3hdctm5nkzd8gslnyedfr5ddz3z547jqcl5j88g4fame2jd08qh6h8nh profile this post did not show up altoght I am using a 🍷 paid relay server.
I will definitely copy your Guerilla Marketing strategy over at Twitter!!!!
The community works fast. Seems some solutions already exist: https://github.com/nostr-wine/filter-relay
Not a perfect solution but its a start.
I have the wine filter already. Without it I wouldn't be on Noster at all. For sure there will be improvements in the near future
When your normie friend finally decides to buy bitcoin at 500k next year.
...and soon after her investment it plummits to 100k. She will hold you accountable, because you said it would go up forever.
Hai
nostr:npub1hu3hdctm5nkzd8gslnyedfr5ddz3z547jqcl5j88g4fame2jd08qh6h8nh
GM 🔥
Saya sell #bitcoin
Don’t you dare zap this note
I mean it
Don’t do it
No
If you send me #zap you will see me from another angle ir #zapathon
Is this the last sheet of toilet paper?
You mean I won the hunger games?!
I found some toilet paper!
Just another piece of paper
“It’s not really worth anything?”
Tf am I supposed to do with this?