You are both criminal. Too much penis butter feels weird in my mouth. Jelly for the win 🥹🫠

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Penis butter 🤣😂🤣

😱😱😱😱nahhh *peanut butter 🙏 sorry 🥲😂 why is that in my autocorrect 😅😭😭

And now it’s been reposted out of context. I’m dying of laughter over here. 🤣😂☠️😂🤣

Nooo 😭😭😭😂🤣 maybe people won't notice 😭 I'm gonna go hide 🥹🙏

Don’t worry, nobody noticed

😭😂🙏

🫂 It will be ok.

😂😭❤️🙏

It's fine 🫂🫂

🙏🥹🤣🫂

Thank you for providing a lighthearted moment, even if it was unintentionally at your own expense 🤣🤙

🫂🥹🤣💜🙏

There is nowhere to hide on Nostr.

Ma’am you have just been exposed for apparently typing that word often 🤣

Noo I don't I swear I never type penis 😭🤣😂 I don't think I do 🫠🤔. nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s @Vitor something's wrong with Nostr again cos why autocorrect gonna do me like that 😭

Yeah right why else was it in your auto-correct? 😂😂😂😂

I..... don't know 🥹 is it not just spell check? 🤣🥹 wait, it's my personal autocorrect? 👀

😂😂😂 im just joking 😂 prob spellcheck

That’s the real question that needs to be answered 😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣

😂😂🙏🙏

🥹😂🙏💜

It's too late, we all saw it now.

Maybe cos you eat too much 'penis butter' 🤣🤣🤣

Finally reading the complete thread to understand what the #penisbutter is all about. 😂😂😂

It’s okay nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx this is how to become famous. We all ❤️ you for your typo…

❤️🥹🙏

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

We need a proper delete button that works 😭🙏😂😂🥲😭🫠

No way this is hilarious

And I thought my jokes were bad.

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Why is that in her autocorrect? 🤣😂🤣😂

Oh I get the jokes now lol. Great thread 🤣

We absolutely do not need a delete button. This brought many tears of laughter to many people.

Deletion is a funwrecker.

Freudian slip

😂😂😂😂😂 “feels weird in my mouth” 😂😂😂😂😂

Jelly for the win

🥹❤️

Typo FTW 😂

😂😂😂

Epic 🤣

🤣 Done that once or twice, last week 🤣

lmao 👌🏾

Peanut* 🥹

Whose boosting this 🤣😭😂 noo sexy search bot whyyy 😭

Who's* 😭😭😭😂 I can't spell today...

Then spit the penis butter out, maybe proper spelling returns after. PV 🫂

I will try this next time 🤣🫂🙏🏽

Expert level engagement hack

Ahahahahaha

Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣

Mmmh, Eshara 😂

I can't spell toda 😂😂❤️💜😭

Today* oh my lord 👀

I would say: enjoy . For me peanut butter works

🤣☠️😂

😭😂😂🤣🙏❤️

🫂🤟🏾💜

gonna try it out, let’s see 🤔

seems like a mouthful

Where do you even get these? 😂😂

hehe

👀

#taneldoesntwantto

I see what you did there ☝️😭😂💜😂😂🤣

I swear it tastes lovely really, just remember the ratio (my one, not the others, they're mad) 😎🤙

so 60% penis and 40% jelly is like the Goldilocks zone?

Noo 🤣 well yes but with peanut butter 🙏🥹😂😭😂😭🤣 guys I just want to show tenal some new stuff 😭🤣 he'll never try it now 🥹

I believe that he will definitely try it now

yeah, tenal will definitely give it a go

not sure about tanel tho

😂 Eshara is a bit distracted today. Do you have something to tell us?

yeah eshara, who got your mind spinning like that 😂

You can tell us in confidence. No one else will hear 😂

Auuuum 😳😱😂🥹

Blanched almond butter tho

🤔

Pah, I prefer the PURE pleasure

🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Mara ❤️🤣

🤷🏽‍♀️

😂😂😭😂

How do you have a picture of this?

you don’t? 🤔

So veiny 😂😂

🤣😂

Reading this thread at school is dangerous….

tanel you do have an awful lot of these 🤔 have you just been collecting them over the years 💜🧐

We have wonderd the same thing at one point. He’s got a whole system 😂

10 seconds in google can help anybody out 🤗

Oh my 😳 you find them so quickly 🤣💜

just do a quick google, and you’ll see 🤗

I'm learning from the meme king 🙏❤️☺️ I'm too slow to react though, would take me forever to find something good in time 🥹

just lean back and enjoy the show

🕷️

I will not search 'penis butter' :)

🫂 it’s ok, we have Tanel for this 😂

Hahaha. Yes!

Do it! Your life will be enriched.

Don’t trust me. I’ve been watching this go down in real time and getting notifications.

trust me, you’ll life will be butter nostr:npub12rze589jx0gg6kslkjfl2gxxkhtlw73t5shyve5qrglrv6c2qflqejj7ns 🤗

Can't do it. Even if I wasn't at work, I still wouldn't. :)

This image. Wtf?!? 🤣

So IT IS real!

You had doubts?

Im just happy to replace picture with whatever mental image i had before. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

#penisbutter originated here 😂

One might even call it the seed of #penisbutter

I wear a lot of creepy shirts, but i cant print one with this hashtag 😅😅😅

Oh wait maybe with this separation

#

PEN

IS

BUT

TER

😇

penis of the week

peanut*

Guysss what about tanel 🥹 he's never had tacos (and PB&J) 😱😂 🙏🤣

Is that double entendre? 🌮

Noo... I don't think so 🤔😂 had to Google that, only know that phrase from a song 🙏😂 I'm a doofus 🙋🏽‍♀️

Let it be known. This is now forever on nostr relays. Amen.

first the dead bodies, now this

eshara you’re building quite a reputation for yourself here 😂

If you’re gonna have a good laugh at someone’s typo. Go on and zap the girl.

one of the many reasons I love #nostr

I love the duality of nostr.

I was looking for this meme 😂🔥

Legendary forever typo

Penis jelly?

Where is her badge

here you go ❤️ https://i.nostr.build/Krng.webp

But in all seriousness, it should be like 80% peanut butter, preferably crunchy, to 20% jam, preferably raspberry. And if you toast some 21 grain bread for it, that's oh so nice.

nostr:nevent1qqs9luwmr4w02f78d0s88nxamnkj9qd5wag2gesl3dyr0fx9867tk2spp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyztzg6fq4ffa7e5yar3c7qjpqaqdlyfgklkud95j5k797azwc8kkcqcyqqqqqqg9tfkqd

Typos make us stronger...and more hilarious.

Typos… mmmmh 😂

😂❤️🤣

💯% 🤣😂🤣 I think I'm immune to embarrassment now 🤣😂🙏

One of us! One of us! If the Nests after dark didn't do it, you've now been fully initiated 😂😂

🤣🤣😂😂🤣❤️🥹💯 thanks Derek 🙏😂 was trying to get my brother's to sign up, so glad they didn't (yet) 😂😂😂😂

Don’t worry. Notes are forever 😂

Too much penis butter always feels weird in my mouth too. I hear ya girlfriend.

nostr:nevent1qqs9luwmr4w02f78d0s88nxamnkj9qd5wag2gesl3dyr0fx9867tk2shetff8

Is this when you say spit don’t swallow?🧐😂

Don't worry it'll eventually melt in your mouth

Get the toast on…. #penisbutter 😂

🤣🤣🤣fapped

hahahahah wrongun

🤣

May the sats you earn for the value you provided to Nostr today buy you something truly luxurious in the future. 🫂💜

Team jelly 😂

That's why I keep the amount moderate, like a gentleman

Reminds me of this musicvideo 😅😅

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jBDnYE1WjI

🤣🤣

This in why I’m so bullshit on Nostr.

Thank you @eshara your typo has made Nostr's day!

Wishful thinking 💭

That might have been so weird…!!! Can’t even imagine🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nostr is a weird place 🤷🏽‍♀️

True🤣

How lucky I was to find the root of the "penis butter" discussion dominating my nostr threads.

😲😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

nostr:note1tlcak82u75nuw6lqw0xdmh8dy2qmga6s53nplz6gx7jv204uhv4qgkl0lj

Oh dear 😂

This is one hell of a typo!

Got to rebroadcast so I can reminisce in years to come.

nostr:note1tlcak82u75nuw6lqw0xdmh8dy2qmga6s53nplz6gx7jv204uhv4qgkl0lj

….and #nostr never forgets. 🤣🤣🤣

Best. Typo. Ever.

Yes

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

They are the same thing I think 🤔 but I could be totally wrong 🙏🏽🥹

I can't jelly my finger up my butt.

😳😳

Rebroadcasted and zappid, again

#makeitquote

#迷言画像

There it is 😂😂

Time-stamped for eternity

Immortalized, this is lovely

😂 a classic

🤣😂🤣 sometimes I forget about this 🫂

It gets reposted every now and again…….nostr will never forget 😂🫂

I was so confused I thought my phone was slow when I saw it 😂 thought damn, it’s showing me notifications from months ago 😂🤣😂🫂

😂

#TBT #NOSTR

nostr:note1tlcak82u75nuw6lqw0xdmh8dy2qmga6s53nplz6gx7jv204uhv4qgkl0lj

Can you describe the shade of red when you saw this thread continue?

👀🤣🫂

Any amount of penis butter feels weird in my mouth

#NeverForget

I got some butter for u to try 🫠

Hahahahshahaha penis butter lol I remember when I said fat right meaning far right and Google Morning instead of good morning 😂 funniest typos ever

nostr:note1tlcak82u75nuw6lqw0xdmh8dy2qmga6s53nplz6gx7jv204uhv4qgkl0lj

https://m.primal.net/PhUT.webp

Broke the internet 🥳

That we’re witnessing this live is extremely fortunate for those of us living in this age.