Change followers to friends and go

everytime someone zaps, it meows

When lists ??? 👀

add a store built in like #eBay or #Amazon #Damus

The ability to make everyone’s profile pic look like your own profile pic so it’s like you’re talking to yourself #SchizoMode

Add an animation (lightning) when I zap

Gifs ?

Option to make posts only visible to followers/certain groups of followers

change damus to dingus

Translator posts

A way to filter threads in and out of your notifications without actually muting the entire conversation

Discover topics

Oooo!! Sounds like a good night ahead! Just keep drinking 🥂 🐠

Implement original Bitcoin 0.1 alpha wallet

Add panel on homepage showing lists from other apps (e.g., could show a list of followed users that currently have active streams on nostrudel/zap.stream

this guy is just randomly walking by at different times

Merge “…” and Share menu.

zaps make your phone vibrate and your flashlight flicker on and off

Where's the nostr SportsBook? the odds for the challenge would be nice

Following the reply section, could you include a ‘from’ section? This should allow us to input any desired content following the word ‘from’ via a customizable setting

Removal of reports what the heck is kind 1984

A setting to delay reactions in case of an accidental tap. Liking your own note is nightmare fuel.

Hide this terrifying thing behind a “Danger zone! ⚠️” menu.

Confetti on screen when receiving zaps haha

Hope it’s super weird but creative

Make it suggest a good beer given the content of all the notes from my npub for that day.

Automatically display total number of followers and not have to wait for all to load.

Another idea is feeds? Latest, most zapped, most popular?

Could also improve the zaps tab on the notifications. It usually never loads

Another idea is display content without full width mode? Or have the option to choose?

Threads?

A status dedicated to number of drinks consumed that blacks out overnight and resets the next day.

Image previews!

Hide the restore zaps script in a hidden Easter egg just to fuck with Apple.

Dynamic Island interactions or animations 🤷🏻

Show time since last known activity in following list and sort by that metric

Brave. I have a strict "no drunk coding" rule.

When you view global and shake your phone it opens a reply to a random person's post

Instead of ⚡️(zaps) make it 🍆

Put a button on “Are you lost?” that is an ostrich that shoots zaps when you tap it.

i do not support these behaviors

A dating portal a la Facebook Dating #datestr #datechain #nostrdate #masturbate

This would be great, real life syntax errors coupled with coding syntax errors, LOL.

"well IF this shit fucking WORKED.... THEN, it would fucking WORK... :::hiccup:::"

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A feed with most liked and/or most zapped notes from the people you follow/are following you.