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It’s true. nostr:npub1vtavk0dkfjd86j6799p09td3p7t82dfgr6jd9g8njhahcgsemhtsfpkjyp posts only when she’s at a Nostr conference with me.

many such cases lmao

Guilty, nostr:nprofile1qqswfa6gty7jn2k3ss2cs79y8hhdq38xymcw4g32edwuulxyt7jydmqpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtcu7lq7p is entertaining Nostr by request 🀣🀣🀣

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Some memes just hit really close to home don’t they πŸ˜‚πŸ’€πŸ’€

You gotta laugh at the truth when you can.

Frfrrr πŸ’―

Or cry πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Who doesn’t love a good cry/laugh/manic episode πŸ’―

Or they're guys lmao

nostr:npub14a234n82fqsqp0wvkd9a83fp2k8p7dfhww3u4mvr59rey8pkn6sswh0dfz dude you’ve been summoned πŸ’€

Feels like there’s an inside joke that I’m not getting πŸ˜‚

That npub I tagged is a dude pretending to be a chick loll

Whenever I see a profile with a chick in a bikini from a distance I always wonder who’s taking the photos.

Usually her girl friend or it’s a timed photo lol but most of the time it’s her friend

or a dude πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ

I mean yeah it could be a simp. Feel sorry for him though lmao

We need less lightning networks on nostr and more males, No female identifying men or men identifying females, I hope elon fixes this

How can you tell?

I made a detailed thread about this a while ago

I’ve been on the internet for like 20 years now, my eyes are trained to spot these red flags from a mile away, that npub has an insane amount of red flags

Same thing that happens if you were to have been an early user of Ai around 2020-2021 at this very moment your eyes would be trained significantly well on detecting an Ai image

Also the icing on the cake was offering that npub 1M sats to post a shoe on head or write on a piece of paper their name or something and they declined lol it’s not like they’re nym, anyone I offer right now that isn’t nym 1M sats to post a pic like that would 100% do it, for one it’ll stop the allegations on their track and for two you’ll be 1M sats richer

I did not know about the 1M sats. Wild πŸ˜‚

It’s in the thread 🀣 that was the real icing on the cake, I was so ready to be proven wrong lol

Shoe on head for 1M sats is a no brainer if you’re not a nym πŸ˜‚

Bitcoin and lightning is unsecure, Use fiat money or monero instead

It is true, Fiat is more secure because you do not have to put your digital info inside of blockchains which may have viruses on them, I do not want liberals looking at my money

Virus on the blockchain is a new one lmao

You do not know about the viruses bigots like donald trump inject into the bit coins?

I didn’t know that either. I’d never pass on 1m sats if i already doxxed myself.

That’s cuz girls don’t know how to use computers

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once we have a good and easy to use Instagram clone and a TikTok clone it’s over with

I’m a girl, bro

Where’s that husband of yours that onboarded you πŸ‘€

I don’t have one of those! I do have some cats, do they count?

Yes! nostr:npub1yye4qu6qrgcsejghnl36wl5kvecsel0kxr0ass8ewtqc8gjykxkssdhmd0 would agree too!

Remember: the #catstr rules the internet

Oh trust me I know that’s a cult I don’t mess with, yall got the best memes hands down 🫑

the best and only hashtag on #nostr

what are their names, heather? mine are Kona and Makai, the most majestic.

Aww πŸ₯° mine are Spots n Snots. lol

Snots has decided to answer to β€œPumpkin Spice” though, so there’s that.

lol! i bet with similar sounding names you mistakenly call one the other name, like my children, who all have four letter names that begin with the letter N. sometimes i arrive at their correct name after the fourth and final try, especially in moments of haste πŸ˜‚

I just give them nicknames anymore πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

same. my nicknames for them are kitty bear and love, respectively. dont tell anyone.

You’re one of 4

nostr:note1afs7cddcuudn5e6f47g0q5srm38hun4r9v7dkrlp96yp3e6zhjjqam54cx

Will check nostr:nprofile1qqst5x9k23f40nlcu5c6enlp6cy6g8hnqglm5pcak89ltfn5frqeq3spz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qg6waehxw309ac82unpwe5kgcfwdehhxarj9ekxzmny9uq3samnwvaz7tmev9exumrpv3ujuv33d45kctndv5hsm85fkf for big pp later.

Gonna find a surprise 🀭

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You are a man, Stop pretending to be a woman, Bones never lie

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source? link? πŸ€ͺ

Sleepy has met me IRL

i have! You’re in my Web of Trust now

πŸ«‚ likewise!

i was just kidd/\/ nostr:npub1nl8r463jkdtr0qu0k3dht03jt9t59cttk0j8gtxg9wea2russlnq2zf9d0 i hav CeE/\/ *U* aO*/*ya πŸ˜„ HugE*****

Me too!!

There are a bunch of seemingly real Japanese girls on here posting nudes for zaps like it's onlyfans.

I have muted a bunch of them.

Ain’t no way

probably bots, i used to see them a ton in the early days but now I have better relays n a bunch of muted words

where are these only nostr ladies?

I'm ready spend it all on zapping hot chicks with big boobies!

ladies I'm a wholecoiner!!

you tryna zap some bitties ? Zap nostr:npub1kwcatqynqmry9d78a8cpe7d882wu3vmrgcmhvdsayhwqjf7mp25qpqf3xx lol

I meant the "only fans" type women. I like those kinda women they are unique.

hahaha, i just got my wife the other day to be my only contact on keychat πŸ˜‚

Hell yeah. #nostr is too nerdy for most girls to handle.

i need a cig after ^/ smOk/\/*****lOlz

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And then she visit global... 😲😀

False. πŸ˜‰

Your story is a one in a billion lmaooo

Super rare, nobody to this day has been so lucky as to find their wife on nostr 🀣

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was expecting much more XX response, *disappointed face*

I joined at my husband’s suggestion. Then he saw how much fun I was having, and he joined six months later.

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Female checking in. No cats.

initially here cuz of him, but staying on my own for the sick memes. 😎

No make-up tutorials, only #mumstr