Hold the power button.

CTL+ALT+DEL

EMP

What's vim?

So you’re gonna want to swim through the viscous liquid towards the top of the bottle. Once you reach the top, you can escape through the centre.

press Esc button for your rest of life :))

Why don't you embed vim inside your keyboard? I have a navigation layer embed into my keyboard, I feel like I'm vim user WITHOUT using vim 🤣:

Hold down Shift, press Z twice (Shift+ZZ), & imagine you're closing the deal on a million-dollar startup while riding a unicorn into the sunset… 🦄🌅💵

First you install Emacs and you’ll find that once you use it you’ll never have to exit vim again. 🎅

Please, please DO NOT exit Vim!!!

Your's and other newbies' attempts to exit Vim are tracked, collected and sent to the Nostr relays you see...

In fact YOUR stupid keystroke mistakes are the randomness we use to generate new Nostr keys!

ESC :! kill -9 -1

🐶🐾🫡🤣

My favorite is using the REISUB sysreq magic key.

Here are other fun ones:

https://github.com/hakluke/how-to-exit-vim

RTFM

Shut down the whole internet in world that's how 😂😂😂

Sudo exit vim 💻

Start menu > accessories > notepad.exe

If you dont use it, you dont have to exit it 😂

What in the heck is vim ? 🤣

Heat death of the universe ought to take care of it

Vim: "Why would you ever want to leave?!"

:qa!

Only use when you have an absolute fuckton of unsaved work 🫡

Press alt+F4

😂🔱

https://github.com/caseykneale/VIMKiller

Hulk smash the computer

nostr:nevent1qqstpmn0h2vs7l23sf3aaurk2mz2n4qvm7arlcjvnrluqx4s97gsczspvemhxue69uhkv6tvw3jhytnwdaehgu3wwa5kuef0dec82c33xeerqarv8psnxwtgdp3hyctsvycrxdf489uxz6rndfck5drnxpunvapjdc6kwurydvmrga3sxe48gem9ddckg6m6x4cxc0mzwfhkzerrv9ehg0t5wf6k2q3qmygerccwqpzyh9pvp6pv44rskv40zutkfs38t0hqhkvnwlhagp6sxpqqqqqqzrjssq9

Shoot your computer and buy a new one.

Invest your company's balance sheet in an index of shitcoins. The machine will soon be physically removed by liquidators forcing a closure of the vim application.

:!kill -9 `ps|grep vim|awk '{print $1}'`

Wait for global warming to kill humanity. This way it won't matter whether you can exit vim, because you're exited.

killall -9 vim ???

Power off.

Power on.

Emacs.

Vim is great and you just suck

Just learn vim and don't say yuck until you have given it a try.

It will be worth it, do not cry.

Once you learn, it sucks you in. Calm down mate, no worrying. You can do quite everything using keyboard inside Vim.

Days have passed it all went smooth

See? I told you, Vim is good.

What you say? You want to quit?

Why would you? Vim is lit.

Don't you leave me mister. Stay!

Otherwise you'll have to pay.

You see there is a hidden clause

You must use Vim without a pause.

It has been an entire year.

You will die here now you fear.

Desparation takes you over, you cannot endure this sober.

Five gins later, on you knees

You pray to god to help you please.

A deep voice descends from sky

Firs you sin and now you cry?

I will repent, you yell out loud.

Now listen here responds a cloud.

If to exit vim is what you desire, set your computer on fire.

Rig it with some dynamite then blow it up, alright?

Now go my child, live your live free of sin. Never again try coding in Vim.

LMOA 😂😂. Nerd cringe warning.

https://odysee.com/@ProgrammersAreAlsoHuman:3/interview-with-an-emacs-enthusiast-in:d

I'm just gonna ZZ

By being a quitter!

#+begin_src elisp

(defun kill-proc (proc)

"Kill process PROC identified by its PID or name."

(if (string-match-p "^[0-9]+$" proc)

(shell-command (format "kill -9 %s" proc))

(shell-command (format "pkill -9 %s" proc))))

(kill-proc "vim")

#+end_src

Frantically pressing ctrl d and ctrl c and ctrl z

Press the [esc] to enter the command mode and then enter:

! kill -9 `pgrep -i vim`