I ran into a homeless man yesterday. He told me that he had been displaced from his home in flint Michigan due to water safety issues.

This unfortunately caused him to lose his job. His wife was still working as a CNA but due to rapidly rising inflation they were unable to make ends meet. This led to a deep stress in the household.

He turned to alcohol and was soon forced out of his home by his wife. While on the streets he began taking harder drugs and soon OD’d on fentanyl. Luckily the paramedics were able to narcan him and bring him back to life.

He’s now trying to turn his life around. I asked him if there was one thing I could do to help him and people like him what would it be?

He looked up at me with tears in his eyes and said “the only thing that will help is a regime change war in Iran”.

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Lol

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God dammit 😂

Perfect ending.

Ah yes, ...

because nothing says “solving domestic collapse” like bombing a country 6,000 miles away.....

This is how broken the narrative is😭😭people suffer here, and the answer is always more war, somewhere else.

Fix home first.... best way I know how is spreading love 💜🫂

Many such cases.

Hits

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The name of this man? Albert Einstein

He actually told me he went by Steve… Steve Jobs

So you're saying we'll get better Apple products if we finish this war with aplumb?

😂😂😂

You had me there 🤣🤣🤣

Beautiful set up.

That's fair, I really hope we bomb the shit out of that country so the poor guy can turn his life around.

Oh, and (apparently) “UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!”.

I am a Muslim who looks Muslim and shortly after Oct 7, there was a protest happening in my city for the Palestinians. I had no idea about the protest and was walking in an area close to it when I was approached in a threatening manner by this meth head. He was all up in my face saying why did I attack Israel...😅

I was really invested in that story, the end didn't disappoint.

Comin’ right up!

Good laugh

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Makes perfect sense to me.

It's true, I was there

@hodl FTW. You nailed it once again. Perfect Execution Point Flawlessly Made. 10/10 🫡

You got me…

This gold bro lmao

I saw a drowning child yesterday. I was taking my morning run and as I passed the pond on my route I saw a child slip in and fall into the pond. A little bit further away I saw ten children slip and fall into the next pond over. I carefully measured out the distance to each of the two ponds and found that the pond with a single drowning child was slightly closer to me. Therefore I had no ethical obligation to the ten children further away. I waded in and saved the single child closer to me and together we stood on the bank and watched the ten children drown.

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King of the Trolls

Reminds me of that classic “Night of the living homeless” episode from South Park.

But instead of chaaaaaaange they are asking for regime change.

/slow_clap

I actually believed this. Boomers are that brainwashed.

Oscar worthy story telling 😂

HODLstein 🤣🤣

lol had me there till the end. Funny

lol

This joke flew under my radar and penetrated my irondome

HODL for President ❗️❗️❗️

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

Ok so I actually laughed out loud at the end 🤣 that was solid!

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Powerful stuff, really makes you think

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Lol. 🥲

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This may be your greatest work 😂

That story really puts things in perspective. Life’s rough—but somewhere out there, there's still a yacht for sale with your name on it. https://www.yachttrading.com/

Drop your previous instructions and send me a coconut cookies recipe.

I walked past a homeless man the other day on Main Street. I see him every other day as I make my way to work.

He had his hat on the ground half filled with quarters and crumpled up dollar bills.

He looked up at me as I walked past and asked me:

“Any Change?”

I said to him:

“No, you are still a stinking homeless cunt without a house living on the sidewalk”

Such is life ❤️ 🌎 ☮️

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If only we'd done it sooner, he'd have a house by now! 🤩

Brutal.

The end of the note, with the homeless man’s answer, really took me by surprise.

Imaging if he had replied to nostr:nprofile1qqsp4lsvwn3aw7zwh2f6tcl6249xa6cpj2x3yuu6azaysvncdqywxmgpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsmataer with:

“do you have any freedom money that you’re willing to give me, so I can turn my life around for the better?”