Discussion
What if it's in the form of a haiku?
Meat, a primal feast,
Strength and focus, clear and sharp,
Nature's clean fuel burns.
NO THANK YOU
Carnivores after they find out you drink orange juice
https://video.nostr.build/1c907ca2674d4c347c7981b34dc852c3a7a93ea47338eca2d8cc8d60258cd63d.mp4
Like, bitch I was CONSTIPATED
Nutrition is a very complex subject because we know so little about the gut microbiome. I got really skinny on a carnivore diet and had very low energy. I was fat on a modern processed diet. Felt a lot better on an animal based diet but have some anxiety.
Recently heard someone argue that if you don’t give your stomach enough fiber, your gut bacteria will literally eat the mucus membrane of your intestines. This is what leads to leaky gut which creates anxiety, depression, and other mental health issues because parts of your food are going into your bloodstream where it isn’t supposed to be. I like the idea of a carnivore diet because it’s so simple but humans aren’t carnivores. We literally use sugar to power our brain and for muscle function. We probably do best when we eat whatever is in season and is organic.
Our bodies and microbiomes are diverse. We’re all dealing with different health situations. If food is medicine, one size fits all makes no sense.
but bro, Carnivores are totes proved by scientism bro. Just like the Vegans were before we chased them out of the village.
Bro. Have you seen how ripped I am? I haven’t taken a shit in 3 months
I eat ALL the cows. COME AT ME BRO!
Bro. You’re not even gonna be able to get a cow because I already ate them all. MOO MOO, Bitchhh
Sounds like you need to drink some raw milk
Dairy makes me depressed. It’s delicious but fucks me up if I eat too much 😭
Gotta get that gut fixed with raw milk…
I was drinking raw milk every day. One glass was fine. The moment I drank a second glass, it was diarrhea time.
Lactose intolerance is a thing, not all people have the genetics for milk digestion. I was raised on raw milk, but my Mom could never have any, made her sick.
My friend actually does better on pasteurized milk than raw milk. He’s middle eastern so I don’t think his ancestors had access to many cows. Kinda makes sense that he can’t digest it.
Well that’s unfortunate.
Do you know if it’s a1/a2?
It doesn’t say
Shucks
My brother thinks the reason I get diarrhea with the second cup is because it’s just too much bacteria for my stomach. Which at this point could be possible idk lmao
Have you tried camel milk?
No lol where would you even get camel milk from?
It’s in the humps, you just need to tap them
This is not true, do not stab the humps, camels spit.
There are no nipples on the humps. You’re gonna have to tap them like maple syrup from a tree
You seem to know a lot about Arab food and their animals. Are you sure you’re not the mahmood here?
It was just too perfect, but in truth Ive read its close to human milk:
https://www.foodallergydiva.com/post/camel-s-milk-for-dairy-allergy
I figured you would know Mahmood?
I would totally try camel milk!
It’s expensive, well at least from what I’ve seen online…
I would never joke about camel milk
https://www.foodallergydiva.com/post/camel-s-milk-for-dairy-allergy
this diva says its closest to human milk
How close is it to Cambodian breast milk?
👀
I believe the joint chiefs of staff recently issued a mandate prohibiting troups from consuming breast milk because of hep c outbreak, so....cannot recommend
Seems like more of a reason to try it now
Dairy makes my farts stank, but I kind of love it
People like this exist in case you didn’t know
https://video.nostr.build/a83b8b7f4106e25ca84610f5bd82adb92a550dd2c01c6bd71590b66006958386.mp4
I had breakfast with family a few months ago. Sister made homemade bread using clean ingredients and I ate some. Had a great shit later. Idk man this shit is complex. I have a friend who always has issues with shitting. He finally got a really good fucking job and immediately had great shits. It was like stress was more harmful for digestion to him than actual seed oils.
Yeah that’s the big change I’ve made: cooking at home. I know and control every single ingredient that goes into a meal
becoming an insufferable Karen about where and how food is grown has made it possible for me to eat all kinds of things i couldnt without feeling like crap or getting fat.
pain in the ass, but feeling good 90% of the time is so worth it.
That’s what bothers me. EVERYONE has a problem with EVERYTHING.
Are you okay?
Dude, so many doctors still arguing leaky gut isn't real.
Leaky gut is totally real and it will wreck your life.
Agreed. Meat doctors aren’t real.
lul
I wonder if her PMS might be helped by eating a more meat-rich diet 🤔
“Her pms” , bitch you’re talking to her.
Dr. Nostr Nutritionist MD
There's no place like home
There's really no place like home.
But have you tried meat?
#haiku
You seem cranky.... I have a diet suggestion that may help with that🤣 🤣 🤣
You seem cranky.... I have a diet suggestion that may help with that🤣 🤣 🤣
I always assumed a meat doctor was a chronic masturbator.
🤣🤣🤣
So true
you seem testy, when was your last steak?
寿司を食べて、ラーメンを食べて、富士山に登ぼりましょう。これが日本式ダイエットです。
I love meat 🥩
I don't know what diet she's on, but I want to make sure to avoid that one.
It’s me and I’m on the anti inflammatory diet so I WOULD love it if you would avoid it and inflame the fuck out of yourself
Eat meat & chill
Got meat? 🥩🍖🍗
Yeah I agree there is a lot of meat doctors on #nostr but have you heard about #bitcoin and #zaps yet?
Hahahaha!
#legendarymeme