BITWISE IS LAUNCHING AN ETF THAT BUYS SHARES IN COMPANIES THAT BUY BITCOIN BECAUSE STAYING HUMBLE AND STACKING SATS IS TOO COMPLICATED FOR SUITS.
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They are so complicated 😄
Auto compounding bitcoin 🧡
Hilarious, but also kinda cool?
What in the literal hell is that?
“Asset management”
Always trying to pinch pennies on everything that can be sold.
Game over
BUY A THING THAT BUYS A THING THAT BUYS A THING I LIKE
If your job isn't needed you either quit, or invent ways to be needed.
Good one 😂👍👏👏👏👏💯
The real fiat in this trade is made by hedge funds who have inside information that a company is going do a BTC treasury before it announces.
"In mystery, there is margin."
The more complex and obfuscated, the more margin. And on and on, it goes.
NAILED IT.
THEY ARE TOO AFRAID THAT THEY WILL LOSE THEIR SATS IN A BANANA SLIPPING ACCIDENT
Call me a simpleton…but I’ll just buy BTC and hodl. This type of approach has always bewildered me. 🤷🏻♂️
I’m not surprised and that makes it worse.
They also build in layers. Suits have different vision: corporations (layer 1), ETFs (layer 2).
#overcomplication
Making things more complicated than they are to maintain the appearance of their own right to exist... and of course to rip others off.
OVERCOMPLICATED SOLUTIONS IS HOW SUITS KEEP SUCKING THE BLOOD OF CLUELESS NORMIES.
Might you say this the suit L2? 😂
Lol. Getting rich slowly and being able to pursue meaningful other activities in your spare time is too boring for the fiat soldiers.
reaching for the derivatives like a crack pipe.
Always looking for alternatives instead of simply buying sats and self-custodying them.
FIAT SHENANIGANS
Stay humble and stack layered IOUs
We can’t wait 🫡🤝
I’m starting an ETF to invest in people who post notes about companies that invest in companies that buy Bitcoin . To the moon, get on board 🚀
THEY ENJOY PAYING FEES TO EACH OTHER! A KIND OF CIRCULAR ECONOMY
The gainz multiplier though. Because math
It's papers all the way down
😂
Fold
Stay humble and stack companies that stack sats by selling equity and debt, to stack sats but you really aren’t stacking sats
🤡 distracting normies