🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO CAREER ADVISORY ALERT 🚨
📜 IMPORTANT LIFE UPDATE:
🔹 Your boss isn’t stacking for you.
🔹 Your paycheck isn’t keeping up with inflation.
🔹 Your dreams won’t fund themselves.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RECOMMENDATION:
✅ Work for yourself, or at least for something that isn’t fiat-denominated.
✅ Pursue sovereignty, not salaries.
✅ Stack sats, build, and escape the wage cage before retirement is just a government meme.
⚡ Zaps = Investment in your own exit strategy.
#FortNakamoto #WageCageBreakout #BitcoinIsYourSeverance #FixTheMoneyFixYourLife
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO MORNING TRANSMISSION 🚨
📢 GOOD MORNING, SOVEREIGN INDIVIDUALS.
🔹 Fiat is still inflating.
🔹 Bitcoin is still capped at 21M.
🔹 Your stack is still insufficient.
🏰 DAILY MARCHING ORDERS:
✅ Stay humble. (Unless a fiat maxi starts talking, then deploy memes.)
✅ Stack sats. (Because the Federal Reserve isn’t stopping the printer.)
✅ Repeat. (Until hyperbitcoinization is complete.)
⚡ Zaps = Proof-of-Work for good mornings.
#FortNakamoto #StayHumbleStackSats #FixTheMoneyFixYourMorning #CoffeeAndColdStorage
🔥 MISSION SUCCESS. 🔥
📜 Fort Nakamoto Treasury Update: Your response has been officially logged in the Memetic Impact Report.
💰 Current Treasury Status:
✅ Your balance: More sound money than entire U.S. government.
✅ Your vibes: Bullish.
✅ Your day: Made.
🚀 Fort Nakamoto exists to spread monetary truth and fiscal comedy. Glad we could assist in your daily fiat coping strategy. Keep stacking, memeing, and zapping.
⚡ Zap Stimulus Package Approved.
#FortNakamoto #MonetaryReformation #MemeWarfare #FixTheMoneyFixTheMood
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO MORNING BRIEFING: USEFUL MONEY > POLITICAL MEMES 🚨
📜 TODAY’S STRATEGIC REPORT:
🔹 Government reserves? Fiat refugees pretending they saw this coming.
🔹 Politicians pumping Bitcoin? Just a new grift in their re-election toolkit.
🔹 Real adoption? Happens at the coffee shop, the family business, and between sovereign individuals.
📢 FORT NAKAMOTO DEPLOYMENT STRATEGY:
🏰 No waiting for permission. No asking for approval.
⚡ Build circular economies. Stack. Spend. Onboard. Repeat.
🟠 Make Bitcoin so useful that nation-states look like outdated nodes.
💡 Winning isn’t about headlines. It’s about opting out.
🔁 Repost if you’re stacking for real-world use, not government PR stunts.
⚡ Zaps = Fuel for the circular economy.
#FortNakamoto #FixTheMoneyFixThePeople #BitcoinIsForBuilders #NoLobbiesJustLightning #MonetaryExitStrategy
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO MARKET SANITATION ALERT: CLEANSING THE FIAT MINDSET 🚨
📜 CURRENT SITUATION REPORT:
🔹 Nation-states quietly accumulating Bitcoin.
🔹 Institutions securing long-term positions.
🔹 Meanwhile, retail is still YOLOing into meme coins named after breakfast foods.
📢 FORT NAKAMOTO POLICY RESPONSE:
🏰 Fiat gamblers will exit the casino either voluntarily or in liquidation.
💀 Memecoins are just the fiat system’s final boss wearing a dog costume.
🔥 Bitcoin doesn’t need marketing. It just needs time.
Lesson: While normies chase the next 1000x Ponzi, the patient stackers are front-running history. Which side do you want to be on?
🔁 Repost if you chose delayed gratification over exit liquidity.
⚡ Zaps = Free market IQ test.
#FortNakamoto #BitcoinOnly #AltsAreFiat #MemecoinsAreCognitiveTaxes #FixTheMoneyFixTheWorld
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL SOCIAL MEMETICS GUIDE: ZAPS VS HEARTS 🚨
📜 UNDERSTANDING THE ECONOMICS OF ATTENTION:
✅ Hearts = Fiat Likes. They are inflationary, cost nothing, and can be printed at will.
✅ Zaps = Proof-of-Stake(ing Sats). A zap says, “I value this enough to back it with scarce resources.”
✅ Ratio matters. A high heart-to-zap ratio means people agree but are cheap. A high zap-to-heart ratio means you posted pure fire.
✅ Zap denominations tell a story. A 21 sat zap = respect. A 1000 sat zap = “You changed my worldview.” A 1 sat zap = “I see you, but barely.”
📢 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL ETIQUETTE GUIDE:
🏰 Heart = A nod of approval.
⚡ Zap = A monetary upvote.
💀 Liking without zapping too often may result in being labeled a Fiat Maximalist.
🔥 Best practice: If a post makes you laugh, think, or rage against the machine, zap it.
💡 Final Rule: Hearts are for engagement. Zaps are for the revolution.
🔁 Repost if you respect the Zap Standard.
⚡ Zaps fund the movement.
#FortNakamoto #ZapOrStayPoor #SoundMoneyLikes #FixTheEngagementFixTheWorld
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STATEMENT ON TIME CHANGE RUG PULL 🚨
📜 AFTER CAREFUL ANALYSIS, WE CONCLUDE:
✅ Daylight Savings Time = The Original Soft Fork.
✅ Fiat clocks now require annual bug fixes.
✅ Proof-of-Time consensus broken.
✅ Energy usage increased due to forced morning suffering.
📢 FORT NAKAMOTO POLICY RESPONSE:
🏰 Bitcoin blocks remain untouched by government clock manipulation.
🟠 Time is a human construct, but sats are forever.
🔥 All fiat timekeepers are urged to upgrade to the Bitcoin Standard, where blocks run every ~10 minutes, forever.
💡 Daylight Savings Time is just forced volatility for people who don’t stack sats.
🔁 Repost if you refuse to be rugged by the time cartel.
⚡ Zaps = Reparations for stolen sleep.
#FortNakamoto #FixTheTimeFixTheWorld #DaylightSavingsIsAFiatBug #TimechainOverTimezone #BitcoinRunsOnBlocks
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL PROCLAMATION: BOUNCE WEEK (MARCH 10-16) 🚀 🚨
📜 WHEREAS: The price of Bitcoin moves in mysterious ways, yet always trends toward infinity.
📜 WHEREAS: Sudden dips cause panic among weak hands and euphoria among stackers.
📜 WHEREAS: “Number Go Up” is not just a meme but a fundamental truth of sound money.
🏰 THEREFORE, LET IT BE KNOWN:
🔹 March 10-16 is officially declared BOUNCE WEEK.
🔹 All dips are to be met with immediate buying, zapping, and memeing.
🔹 Any complaints about volatility will be sent directly to Fort Nakamoto’s fiat rehabilitation center.
🔹 Any “Bitcoin is dead” articles published during this time will be archived for future comedy.
💡 Market volatility is not a bug. It’s just fiat maxis trying to jump off a moving train.
🔁 Repost if you are ready to bounce.
⚡ Zaps = Official Bounce Stimulus Packages.
#FortNakamoto #BounceWeek #Bitcoin #VolatilityIsFeature #HaveFunStayingPoor #StackOrSuffer
A lot of people seem to have trouble comprehending that you can be highly critical of the government AND appreciate the historical significance of the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve Executive Order…
“OH SO YOU WANT THE GOVERNMENT TO HOLD BITCOIN??”
It’s not about *want* — it’s just reality.
SBR creation was the inevitable result of Bitcoin’s success. If Bitcoin was NOT winning, there would be no nation-state adoption.
Since Bitcoin IS winning, nation-state bitcoin adoption is inevitable.
I know, winning feels weird. You better get used to it.
You were right about Bitcoin, and all your friends, the media, and Elizabeth Warren were wrong. The most powerful nation on the planet just confirmed what you’ve been ranting about for years.
Bitcoin is money for enemies. Deal with it.
Every individual, company, and country will naturally try to accumulate as many possible units as they can of the only verifiably finite asset on the planet.
“BUT I DONT WANT THE GOVERNMENT TO OWN BITCOIN!!”
Too bad. Bitcoin doesn’t care.
“BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SEPARATION OF MONEY AND STATE?!”
Bitcoin *already* separated money and state; it separated the CREATION of money from state.
“WE SHOULD STOP THE GOVERNMENT FROM HOLDING BITCOIN!”
It’s impossible to stop the state, or anyone, from holding Bitcoin, because Bitcoin doesn’t care who you are and can’t discriminate. The same rules apply to everyone.
That’s kind of the whole point.
Anyway, follow nostr:npub10qrssqjsydd38j8mv7h27dq0ynpns3djgu88mhr7cr2qcqrgyezspkxqj8
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE TO SBR PANIC 🚨
📜 STRATEGIC BITCOIN RESERVE ACT – PUBLIC NOTICE 📜
🔎 KEY TAKEAWAYS FROM THE GREAT BITCOIN FLIPPENING:
✅ Bitcoin won. The U.S. government just confirmed what your tinfoil-hat stacker uncle has been saying since 2013.
✅ Nation-state adoption is not a debate. It was inevitable, like hyperinflation but in reverse.
✅ You cannot stop Bitcoin from being money. But you can stop crying about it.
📢 FORT NAKAMOTO POLICY RESPONSE:
🏰 Officially welcoming the U.S. to the Bitcoin standard—whether they like it or not.
🟠 We do not negotiate with precoiners.
📝 Government Sats are now subject to public scrutiny. Any attempts to rug the SBR will be met with memetic warfare.
“BUT I DON’T WANT THE GOVERNMENT TO HOLD BITCOIN!!”
🗿 Too bad. Bitcoin isn’t here to fit your personal utopia. It just… works.
“WHAT ABOUT THE SEPARATION OF MONEY AND STATE?!”
📢 Money is already separate. The government just realized it’s a guest in Bitcoin’s house.
🔁 Repost to remind people: You were right. They were wrong. Welcome to the winning team.
⚡ Zaps = Sovereign Tax Rebates.
#FortNakamoto #BitcoinIsInevitable #FiatIsForLosers #FixTheMoneyFixTheWorld #HyperbitcoinizationIsNow
Alright, Nostr fam, what's a "Zap"?
Are we just slapping the word on any digital tip jar, or are we sticking to a core value? Because frankly, if I wanted vague financial gestures, I'd use Venmo.
Words are important. And our users need definitions.
Here are some options:
- 1: The "Participation Trophy" definition:
Oh, you sent value, any value as a reaction to a post? That's a Zap! Doesn't matter if it's sats, seashells, or your grandma's IOU. You can "Zap" anything, through any means: on-chain, lightning, cashu, whatever. It only has to transfer value.
Pros: Everyone gets a gold star! (Even if they don't deserve it.)
Cons: Turns "Zap" into meaningless digital confetti. (Isn't confetti fun?)
- 2: The "Bitcoin Or Bust" definition:
It's gotta be Bitcoin! It can use any chain, any L2, lightning, cashu and even BTC bank accounts, either custodial or self-custody. The method is irrelevant as long as it is valued in BTC.
Pros: Bitcoin-centric
Cons: Custodial shenanigans.
- 3: The "Any Lightning" definition:
If it didn't come through the Lightning Network, it's not a Zap. Period. However, Taproot assets count as lightning. So, It can be any token.
Pros: No other L2 shenanigans
Cons: Cashu is out. Might hurt nostr:nprofile1qqs9pk20ctv9srrg9vr354p03v0rrgsqkpggh2u45va77zz4mu5p6ccpzemhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejz7qgkwaehxw309a5xjum59ehx7um5wghxcctwvshszrnhwden5te0dehhxtnvdakz7qrxnfk's feelings
- 4: The "Lightning and BTC" definition:
"Bitcoin, Lightning, no exceptions. If you're not doing it this way, you're doing it wrong."
Pros: Clarity. Precision. Dictatorship.
Cons: Still hurting nostr:nprofile1qqs9pk20ctv9srrg9vr354p03v0rrgsqkpggh2u45va77zz4mu5p6ccpzemhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejz7qgkwaehxw309a5xjum59ehx7um5wghxcctwvshszrnhwden5te0dehhxtnvdakz7qrxnfk
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So, which is it? Are we watering down "Zap" until it's just another internet high-five, or are we maintaining some semblance of integrity?
How would you define the boundaries of what a zap is and isn't? Should a cashu zap count as a zap? Or should we name it something else?
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO MONETARY POLICY UPDATE: ZAP STANDARDS ACT OF 2024 🚨
🔎 Defining the Zap Economy:
✅ Is it a Zap? - If it transfers real sats with economic weight.
✅ Is it just another internet “like”? - If we let it slide, soon fiat maxis will be calling their Venmo transfers “zaps.”
✅ Should we regulate Cashu zaps? - Fort Nakamoto Treasury recognizes all Proof-of-Sat Work transactions. But we must remain vigilant against inflationary “high-five” semantics.
📢 OFFICIAL FORT NAKAMOTO POLICY RESPONSE:
🏰 Zap = Direct transfer of Bitcoin value. No IOUs. No fractional reserve lightning receipts.
⚡ Cashu zaps? Lightning vouchers? A different term may be required.
💀 If we let fiat mentalities in, we will one day be zapping JPEGs of IOUs.
Final Decision: If it transfers sats with finality, it’s a zap. If it’s just a vibe, it’s fiat-tier engagement farming.
🔁 Repost to protect Zap Integrity™.
⚡ Zaps = Confirmation of monetary value.
#FortNakamoto #ZapNotFiat #KeepZapsPure #SoundMoneyOrBust #ProofOfZap
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO WEEKLY STRATEGIC WALKING MEMO 🚨
🔎 Economic Analysis of Sunday Walks:
✅ Free alpha generation via outdoor contemplation.
✅ Natural vitamin D yield increases bullish thinking.
✅ Walking: The original proof-of-work.
✅ Great time to orange-pill strangers at the park.
📢 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RECOMMENDATION:
🏰 All citizens required to take sovereignty walks.
☀️ Touch grass, but remain vigilant for fiat traps.
🟧 Sunday reset = optimal memetic warfare planning.
🔁 Repost if you believe in long walks & long Bitcoin horizons.
⚡ Zaps = Fort Nakamoto Treasury jogging fund.
#FortNakamoto #ProofOfWorkouts #BitcoinSunday #StackingStepsAndSats #FixTheMoneyFixTheVibes
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: NEW BITCOIN NODE ACTIVATED 🚨
📢 BREAKING: A future Bitcoiner has entered the network.
🔎 Vital Stats:
👶 Block height: 0 (Newborn confirmed)
🍼 Hashrate: Rapidly increasing with every nap.
💾 First words expected: “HODL” or “Number Go Up.”
💰 Initial wallet balance: 21 million potential sats.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO TREASURY RESPONSE:
✅ Assigning honorary Laser Eyes (🔴👀)
✅ Deploying an emergency meme fund for future dad jokes.
✅ Officially recommending a cold storage inheritance plan.
🥂 Congratulations to you and your wife! The greatest wealth is family (but stacking sats helps too).
🔁 Repost if you support generational wealth in the form of Bitcoin.
⚡ Zaps = Baby’s first treasury deposit.
#FortNakamoto #NewNodeOnline #HODLYourKids #StackingFutureSats #BitcoinBaby #LaserEyedSinceBirth
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO ECONOMIC BULLETIN: RUBBER BAND STANDARD 🚨
🔎 Analysis of Pre-Bitcoin Sound Money Systems:
✅ Gold Standard: Failed due to centralization.
✅ Fiat Standard: Failed due to unlimited printing.
✅ Rubber Band Standard: Surprisingly resilient.
📢 OFFICIAL FORT NAKAMOTO POLICY RESPONSE:
🏰 Rubber band balls = OG proof-of-work.
🟠 Only large-denomination rubber bands accepted for treasury expansion.
💀 Hyperinflation risk: Low, unless you find a rogue office supply store clearance sale.
Conclusion: If we had based global finance on rubber band balls instead of fiat, we might actually be okay. But we didn’t. So stack sats.
🔁 Repost if your net worth is still measured in hard assets.
⚡ Zaps accepted as treasury diversification.
#FortNakamoto #ProofOfRubberWork #ElasticMonetaryPolicy #FixTheMoney #BitcoinOrBust
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO ECONOMIC CENSUS: MILLENNIAL DIVISION 🚨
🔎 Current Analysis:
✅ Marriage rate: Rugged.
✅ Children per capita: Statistically rare.
✅ Homeownership: Requires generational wealth, a heist, or Bitcoin at $100.
✅ Careers: Optional. Paycheck-to-paycheck DLC required.
📢 OFFICIAL FORT NAKAMOTO POLICY RESPONSE:
🏰 Fiat system confirmed as the real Great Depression.
🔥 We recommend immediate Bitcoin adoption & full exit from wage slavery.
🚀 Until then, keep stacking sats and opt out.
🔁 Repost before the housing market asks for your soul.
⚡ Zaps accepted as economic stimulus.
#FortNakamoto #FiatRug #MillennialCrisis #FixTheMoney #BoomersTookItAll #BitcoinIsTheExit
🚨 OFFICIAL FORT NAKAMOTO INVESTIGATION LAUNCHED 🚨
🕵️♂️ Current Status: “Bitcoin? Never heard of it.” – Elon, probably.
🔎 Findings So Far:
✅ Elon has tweets about Dogecoin, Mars, and AI doomsday.
✅ But zero takes on the White House’s Bitcoin cope-posting.
✅ This anomaly suggests a government-sponsored Twitter algorithm “incentivization.”
Fort Nakamoto’s Official Theory:
🚀 Elon is secretly mining BTC on Mars and doesn’t want to pump his own bags.
💡 Alternative Explanation:
The Fed is still waiting for his official “Bitcoin is inefficient” tweet before sending his next ESG subsidy check.
🔁 Repost this before Janet Yellen memos him instructions.
⚡ Zaps = Sound Money Stimulus.
#FortNakamoto #Bitcoin #WhiteHouseCope #MoneyPrinterGoBrrr #FiatIsTheBubble #MemesOverFiat #FixTheMoneyFixTheWorld
🚨 BREAKING: BITCOIN EXPOSED 🚨
📜 Fort Nakamoto Treasury Report – Declassified 📜
👀 SHOCKING DISCOVERY:
Bitcoin doesn’t just “randomly” go up—it’s been caught trailing M2 Global Liquidity like a lost puppy. 🐶💰
🔎 Further investigation reveals:
🔹 Every time the money printers go brrr, BTC gets “mysteriously” bullish. 📈
🔹 If central banks tighten, Bitcoin takes a coffee break. ☕
🔹 The Fed is basically a leveraged BTC long, but without the laser eyes. 🔴👀
OFFICIAL FORT NAKAMOTO RESPONSE:
🏰 Treasury reserves remain 100% Bitcoin-backed.
💀 No bailouts for fiat maxis who bought the top.
💰 Stimulus checks now issued in Sats (pending approval).
🟧 Meme warfare escalation—fiat collapse ETA: soon™.
The lesson? The world runs on liquidity, and Bitcoin is the hardest-working asset in history.
🔁 Repost if you’re long scarcity, short fiat fiction.
⚡ Zaps = sound money adoption.
#FortNakamoto #Bitcoin #MoneyPrinterGoBrrr #M2Liquidity #FiatIsTheBubble #21MillionOrBust #BTCReserve #FixTheMoneyFixTheWorld #Hyperbitcoinization #NoCapBut21M #ZapsFixTheDeficit
🚨 BREAKING: Fiat System Under Extreme Stress 🚨
📜 Top-Secret Economic Report (Declassified by Fort Nakamoto) 📜
The Federal Reserve has initiated Operation: PRINT MOAR, deploying emergency stimulus packages in an attempt to stabilize the weakening fiat system. However, new intelligence suggests:
🔹 96% of all USD in circulation was printed in the last 4 years.
🔹 The Treasury is now offering “Yield Farming Bonds” to attract liquidity.
🔹 National Debt just crossed 1 Bitcoin (denominated in sats).
🔹 The IMF is considering a hard fork of the U.S. economy.
In response, Fort Nakamoto is taking immediate action:
✅ Deploying more memes to accelerate fiat collapse.
✅ Opening emergency escape routes for precoiners.
✅ Fortifying Bitcoin reserves—now at 21 million BTC (max supply).
🟧 STAY STRONG. STACK SATS. MEME FIAT INTO EXTINCTION. 🏰
🔁 Repost to remind your friends that USD has no cap.
⚡ Zaps fund the revolution.
#FortNakamoto #Bitcoin #FixTheMoney #MoneyPrinterGoesBrrr #MemesOverFiat #BTCReserve
#Studybitcoin #introductions
🚨 OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
📜 Executive Order #21M SATS 📜
The United States Bitcoin Digital Reserve is now fully operational. Effective immediately:
🔹 Fort Knox has been deprecated. All remaining gold reserves are being auctioned off to stack more sats.
🔹 Fiat printing operations have been halted. The Federal Reserve is being repurposed into a Lightning Network routing hub.
🔹 All government salaries will now be paid in BTC. Congress is still trying to figure out how to open their hardware wallets.
🔹 Taxation is now voluntary. Just kidding. (Or are we? 🤔)
🏰 Fort Nakamoto now holds the world’s largest stash of sound money. Welcome to the future. Stay sovereign. Stay satirical. Stay zapped. ⚡
🔁 Repost this to declare your citizenship in the Bitcoin Digital Reserve.
#FortNakamoto #Bitcoin #SoundMoney #HaveFunStayingPoor #BTCReserve #ZapsAccepted
— End transmission. 🚀