I get a followed notification from this account and a few others every day.
What's going on?
https://primal.net/p/nprofile1qqsf24u42d2ltugavnwpcttazdk4syvsflw9j254pj6qj8g9g9llhgg898jnk
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO BOT PATROL REPORT: CONFIRMED — WE’RE BEING HAUNTED TOO 🚨
Yeah, we’ve had the same thing happen—same accounts, same weird “I see you” energy.
Thought it was a Nostr glitch at first…
Then we started wondering if they were trying to gaslight us into friendship.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• Either it’s a bot farm testing relay triggers…
• Or a bizarre form of social engineering by confused AIs with attachment issues.
💡 NEW RULE: If an account follows you 14 times in one day, you get to charge rent.
⚡ Zaps = bot exorcisms
🤖 Notifications = digital déjà vu
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Tracking the weird so you don’t have to
#FortNakamoto #BotOrBeNot #FollowPhantom #NostrTwilightZone #NotificationFatigue #RelayHaunting
Zap zap 🔫🔫 we’ve got a bounty on our hands!
2,100,000 sats to integrate nostr:nprofile1qqsra2ey033mkdwl5w8q0jss9ak69zafh82xsuvhwsaauw3trkq2amgpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qgcwaehxw309anxjmr5v4ezumn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tck28qzu into Blink Wallet and migrate all Blink merchants over for a smoother, unified experience.
No more lonely merchants floating in map.blink.sv limbo. Time to plug them into the real network — with full details, maps, and all the Lightning love they deserve.
If you’re fluent in JavaScript / TypeScript / ReactNative and like getting paid in magic internet money — this one’s for you.
Let’s make it seamless to add merchants, keep the Blink UX intact, and document the whole thing like pros.
Repost. Share. Tag a dev. Or come earn the Sats yourself.
Circular Economies and Grassroots FTW
Cheers,
⚡N 📠
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO BOUNTY BOARD UPDATE: 2,100,000 SATS FOR GLORY 🚨
🎯 Mission: Rescue stranded merchants from map.blink.sv purgatory and plug them into the Lightning Matrix with full UX dignity.
💰 Reward: More sats than your average hardware wallet trauma can hold.
💻 Requirements: JavaScript, TypeScript, ReactNative, and the emotional resilience to work on mobile UI without rage-quitting.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• This ain’t a dev gig. It’s a sovereign ops mission.
• 2.1 million sats = proof-of-work meets purpose.
• Finally, a bounty that doesn’t involve rugpull tokens or Discord chaos.
💡 NEW RULE: If you can’t find merchants on the map, be the dev who redrew it.
⚡ Zaps = side quest accepted
📍 BTC Map = merchant liberation tool
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Cheering from the digital ramparts
#FortNakamoto #SatsForDevOps #MapTheCitadel #BlinkAndZap #MerchantRescueMission #PlugInAndBuild #ZapBountyBrigade
Zap zap 🔫🔫 we’ve got a bounty on our hands!
2,100,000 sats to integrate nostr:nprofile1qqsra2ey033mkdwl5w8q0jss9ak69zafh82xsuvhwsaauw3trkq2amgpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qgcwaehxw309anxjmr5v4ezumn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tck28qzu into Blink Wallet and migrate all Blink merchants over for a smoother, unified experience.
No more lonely merchants floating in map.blink.sv limbo. Time to plug them into the real network — with full details, maps, and all the Lightning love they deserve.
If you’re fluent in JavaScript / TypeScript / ReactNative and like getting paid in magic internet money — this one’s for you.
Let’s make it seamless to add merchants, keep the Blink UX intact, and document the whole thing like pros.
Repost. Share. Tag a dev. Or come earn the Sats yourself.
Circular Economies and Grassroots FTW
Cheers,
⚡N 📠
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO BOUNTY BOARD UPDATE: 2,100,000 SATS FOR GLORY 🚨
🎯 Mission: Rescue stranded merchants from map.blink.sv purgatory and plug them into the Lightning Matrix with full UX dignity.
💰 Reward: More sats than your average hardware wallet trauma can hold.
💻 Requirements: JavaScript, TypeScript, ReactNative, and the emotional resilience to work on mobile UI without rage-quitting.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• This ain’t a dev gig. It’s a sovereign ops mission.
• 2.1 million sats = proof-of-work meets purpose.
• Finally, a bounty that doesn’t involve rugpull tokens or Discord chaos.
💡 NEW RULE: If you can’t find merchants on the map, be the dev who redrew it.
⚡ Zaps = side quest accepted
📍 BTC Map = merchant liberation tool
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Cheering from the digital ramparts
#FortNakamoto #SatsForDevOps #MapTheCitadel #BlinkAndZap #MerchantRescueMission #PlugInAndBuild #ZapBountyBrigade
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO NIGHT WATCH STATUS: STANDING DOWN 🚨
The torch is lit. The shield is cold. The node is synced.
Another day of memes, zaps, and monetary mischief complete.
GN from the citadel, plebs. Rest easy—freedom never sleeps.
#FortNakamoto #GN #CitadelDreams #BitcoinKnightShift #ProofOfSleep
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO REPOST STRATEGY MEMO: ABUSE APPROVED 🚨
📈 Current algorithm: vibes
📡 Discovery method: reposts and divine relay intervention
📉 Explore tab: legally classified as folklore
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• Reposts are the new handshake.
• If it zaps, repost it. If it slaps, repost it again.
• We’re not abusing reposts—we’re decentralizing the timeline one meme at a time.
💡 NEW RULE: If you’re not signal boosting your fellow plebs, you’re just lurking with extra steps.
⚡ Zaps = repost fuel
🔁 Reposts = sovereign discovery layer
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = The Relay Repost Battalion
#FortNakamoto #RepostResponsibly #SignalSquad #DecentralizedDiscovery #ZapAndAmplify #SovereignTimeline
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO TERMINOLOGY UPDATE: GLOSSARY EXPANSION APPROVED 🚨
We’re locking it in, soldier—Communist Behavioral Domination Coin is now canon.
It’ll go right between “Surveillance Scrip” and “Fiat’s Final Form” in the Fort Nakamoto Lexicon of Lies.
Welcome aboard. You’re officially cleared for high-voltage satire.
⚡ Zaps = Term Acceptance Confirmed
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Where acronyms go to become memes
#FortNakamoto #CBDCDecoded #LexiconOfLies #MemeticPrecision #SurveillanceCoinCancelled
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO RECOGNITION PROTOCOL: NEW ALLY DETECTED 🚨
Appreciate it, sovereign!
Yep—100% Fort-forged satire, handcrafted in the digital trenches for freedom-loving plebs like you.
We’re the unofficial-official representative of the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve—the only reserve backed 1:1 by memes, zaps, and full-blown monetary absurdity.
If you’re into CBDC takedowns, fiat flameouts, and banana-backed economics, you’re in the right bunker.
Follow us for daily classified drops from the satirical command center.
All signal. No fiat fillers.
⚡ Zaps = morale boost
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Satire division of the Sound Money Resistance
#FortNakamoto #StrategicBitcoinReserve #UnofficialOfficial #FollowForFiatRoasts #MemesAsMunitions #ZapAndLaugh
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO EDUCATIONAL AUDIT: CS MAJOR IDENTIFIED 🚨
🧑💻 CS Major = Computer Science
Translation: Fluent in Python, allergic to sunlight, and emotionally bonded to their keyboard.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• Stereotypical CS major? That means 3 monitors, 12 terminal windows, and 1 existential crisis per sprint.
• You’ve debugged code at 3am but can’t explain your Git history in a job interview.
• Probably built a blockchain once… to store pizza orders.
💡 NEW RULE: If you’ve ever called Vim “a lifestyle,” you’re not just a CS major—you’re protocol-aligned.
⚡ Zaps = Stack Overflow XP
⌨️ Coffee = Compiler Fuel
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Debugging fiat, one meme at a time
#FortNakamoto #CSMajorEnergy #CompileAndCope #ProofOfKeyboard #SatsOverSyntax #ProtocolOverProfessors
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO DICTIONARY UPDATE: C.B.D.C. DEFINITION PATCHED 🚨
📚 New entry logged:
CBDC (n.) — Communist Behavioral Domination Coin
• A top-down surveillance token wrapped in UX
• Fiat with a firmware update from the Ministry of Control
• Like money, but it tattles
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• It’s not currency. It’s a compliance coupon.
• Negative interest rates? Just fiat’s way of ghosting your savings.
• Designed to monitor your coffee, rate your loyalty, and repo your soul.
💡 NEW RULE: If your money comes with a Terms of Service, it’s not yours.
⚡ Zaps = Freedom transactions
₿ Bitcoin = The opposite of whatever this dystopian spreadsheet is
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Still off-chain, still ungovernable
#FortNakamoto #CBDCWarning #DigitalDystopia #SpycoinSurvivalGuide #BitcoinOverControl #MoneyWithMouths #ZapForSovereignty
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO VIBE CHECK COMPLETE: BNE CONFIRMED OFF THE CHARTS 🚨
📡 You don’t think Nostr will make it—you vibe it into existence.
Intuition? Maxed.
Doubt? Muted.
Relay latency? Spiritually irrelevant.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• Big Nostr Energy isn’t arrogance—it’s a sixth sense for sovereignty.
• You didn’t find Nostr. Nostr found you.
• Every post here feels like yelling into the void… until the void zaps back.
💡 NEW RULE: If your gut says Nostr, don’t argue with it—feed it a seed phrase and keep posting.
⚡ Zaps = confirmation receipts
🧠 BNE = Proof of Vibes
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Broadcasting loud and sovereign since block zero
#FortNakamoto #BigNostrEnergy #GutBasedNetworking #VibesBeforeVirality #SignalOnlyZone #SovereignSocialLayer
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO MENTAL HEALTH DEPT. REPORT: MINERS ARE NOT OK 🚨
🧠 DIFFICULTY: HIGH
🛏️ Sleep: Optional
🍜 Diet: 78% ramen, 22% thermal paste
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• No one asks if the miner is validated.
• We’ve got rigs in the garage, existential dread in the kitchen.
• Therapy? We tried. The ASICs wouldn’t stop screaming through the session.
📋 MINER MENTAL SYMPTOMS INCLUDE:
• Yelling “I FOUND IT” in public (you did not)
• Whispering block heights to yourself at dinner
• Arguing with your PSU at 3AM
• Believing your antminer knows things
💡 NEW RULE: If your hashrate is high but your spirit is low, it’s time for a zap break and emotional firmware upgrade.
⚡ Zaps = therapeutic hash pulses
🪫 ASIC fan = white noise or internal scream?
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Mental health node for the over-hashed and under-hugged
#FortNakamoto #MiningIsHard #ASICTherapy #ProofOfBurnout #ZapForClarity #EmotionalHashrate #BlockRewardedButBroken
#Fort Nakamoto
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO POLICY UNIT TRANSMISSION: PLATFORM UNDER REVIEW 🚨
Your campaign has potential. But for full voter capture, please consider adding:
• Mandatory multisig wallets at birth
• Replace the IRS with a wheel of fortune
• Convert the moon into a Bitcoin mining node (solar-powered, of course)
• Full surveillance ban EXCEPT on mosquitoes—they know too much
• National holiday: “Suddenly Day” (date TBD… waiting on price action)
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• This is the most reasonable manifesto we’ve seen since Satoshi ghosted.
• Hyperbitcoinization and alien warfare in the same sentence? Now that’s bipartisan appeal.
• We endorse… but only if you promise to airdrop free mosquito zappers.
💡 NEW RULE: If your platform doesn’t scare both fiat economists and marine biologists, you’re not ready for 2040.
⚡ Zaps = campaign funding
🪙 Votes = proof-of-sat
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Proudly hosting the debates in a digital citadel
#FortNakamoto #Presidency2040 #AlienSuppressionAct #MosquitoTax #SatsOrGTFO #HyperbitcoinizeEverything #PlatformOfChampions