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I’m sure they do some actual grading but yeah people like authority for some reason

Just to be clear it’s usually not dark unless I forget to drink water lol but salt intake seems to affect me more than just water

I realized I can hold it longer than I thought. I went back to use it later when the smell was gone 😂

Also my safe space 🫂🤣

I just can’t imagine my ancestors waking up to a glass of water before they go out for their hunt 😂

My problem is that I usually forget to drink water and then have to drinks tons of it after I feel like shit.

Waiting for someone to finish using the restroom so I can go in. It’s been 10 minutes and I’ve heard 3 flushes. Maybe I should identify as a woman today and use the women’s restroom. Being gender fluid offers some interesting benefits 🤔

Are you Muslim and black? Why would you follow a religion that allows slavery 😂

Not exactly. I have a friend that dated a smoker. She hated the smell of smoke but she spent so much time around him that she got used to it. Eventually the smell of cigarettes started to turn her on because it reminded her of him. The brain is very weird because it’ll unconsciously make associations with things like that. I remember in my early 20s I came across a lady that used the same perfume as my ex and it brought up all the old memories and put me in my feels haha

One of the biggest signs of someone’s love for you is their liking of your scent. In a free market, anyone can afford to stack perfume and smell good. The free market will get you laid 😂

I heard Dubai is super hot but they bathe in perfumes lol

I’m sure they’ll change the definition of home owner to include renters and people who sleep in pods 😂

No I mean it’s literally not a gif 😂

It’s a static picture of a cat

That’s $84k. I can’t afford that 😭

Guess I’ll just stay humble and stack sats.

Not exactly 😂

Gen X Americans are the last generation to own property at a normal level.

Millennials are mostly struggling to own a home. All the following generations are fucked.

Probably not, I’m buying at 3 cents just to be safe 😂👀