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It's what the people want? Shrug

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Or Krill. There's been a high demand for krill lately. Or any liquid crypto, really, except Liquid (we don't like federated side chains and spook-tech)

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My sources ( nostr:npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy base.com) assure me that world trust in US treasuries has been restored…China and the brics nations have buckled under the specter of competence within the US federal reserve, legislative bodies and us treasury and the soon to be imposed measures of austerity (see stablecoins)🤔🧐🤌🏽

…jus remember u heard it from nostr:npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy base.com first…even nostr:npub1f4uyypghstsd8l4sxng4ptwzk6awfm3mf9ux0yallfrgkm6mj6es50r407 isn’t privy to this scoop yet

…any q’s plz call 1-800-yodlme or go to yodlme.com…we’ll leave a light on in the window for u🫡😂⭕️

Yessir, you've got it right. Well, the broad strokes anyway, it's nuanced. Well, actually, im not sure what you're saying. Maybe leave the heavy thinking to the professionals. TLDR Bitcoin to the moon!

Reminder, act now and sign up before Xmas to get 10 per cent* Bitcoin yield, and exposure to some even more promising investments**. We're giving out bitcoins and green candles for all! Get on board! 🚂🚂

This looks photoshopped even though I'd expect it to be a real Halloween costume. A brilliant one lol

It's how you show affection 🤗🥰

That would be 100% grass fed/grass-finished Swedish butter. It's all she uses

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Me? I'm just hangin' around

Passionate about food too! 😍😍

A female bitcoiner? My queen!

Inflame in the membrane > insane in the brain, which is what results from too strict a diet. That's my excuse

Yeah there's room for improvement. Just liked supporting other side than you're on :)

Never seem to get one by you 👀😅

Yes, sadly. But someone of your status has so such vast wealth, no doubt it won't interrupt your jet setting and related posts 💻🚽📸

Oh, that might be the only one I've seen. Maybe part of Jamie...(just looked at his bio to see list).

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🚨 IF YOU STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW CATASTROPHIC THE WEEKEND WAS 🚨

Let me spell it out:

While Bitcoin dropped 10% like a normal Tuesday correction…

THE ENTIRE ALTCOIN MARKET GOT SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM

Here’s what “blue chip” really means 👇

$ATOM: $4.00 → $0.001

99.97% ANNIHILATED

$SUI: $3.40 → $0.56

83.5% OBLITERATED

$APT: $5.00 → $0.75

85% VAPORIZED

$SEI: $0.28 → $0.07

75% DELETED

$LINK: $22 → $8

63.6% DESTROYED

$ADA: $0.80 → $0.30

62.5% MASSACRED

These aren’t shitcoins.

These are TOP 100 “INSTITUTIONAL GRADE” projects that VCs, YouTubers, and CT influencers told you were “safe.”

80% nuked in MINUTES.

Not hours. Not days. MINUTES.

Meanwhile:

Bitcoin: -10% (basically a coffee spill)

$19-20 BILLION in liquidations across the market.

But BTC just vibing like it’s a healthy dip-buying opportunity.

Let that sink in:

The “diversification” strategy?

WRECKED.

The “altcoin season” narrative?

EXPOSED.

The “blue chip portfolio” advice?

WORTHLESS.

Your hedge against Bitcoin dominance?

PROVED TO BE PURE COPIUM.

Here’s the truth bomb nobody wants to hear:

When the music stops, there’s only ONE chair in this game.

And it’s orange.

Every altcoin … no matter how “revolutionary” the tech, how “strong” the team, how “backed” by VCs .. is just leveraged beta on Bitcoin.

But with 80% downside risk in 180 seconds.

You thought you were “early” to the next Ethereum.

You were actually exit liquidity for insiders who dumped on you at Mach 5 speed while Bitcoin HOLDERS barely blinked.

The market just gave you the most expensive lesson in crypto history:

There’s Bitcoin.

And there’s everything else.

Yesterday proved which one survives when the house is on fire.

Choose accordingly.

What do you know, bookworm... oh wait!

We read it in high school and they somehow managed to make it a chore by requiring us to write a "dialectic journal," which I still couldn't define for you. Perhaps worth a revisit, it is short. End is kinda spoiled for me already, but surely still a good read

A candy man, eh? I've been enjoying the candy more the last few years in life. Must be getting older. Soon I'll be suckin on werthers

You do the lemon too? Nice. Just rub it on hot grill, or you got some other tricks? What's the liquid on side about?

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