i tots forgot zeus was here too 😳🫂😬
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Zeus pls let me zap dis bitch 😩
Ok my schnozz is like a huge boner since the Nostr Face™️ already has a beak
ooooh sweet baby rays it is exactly like dat
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Back to the meat of the issue, this is so messed up https://video.nostr.build/c22fa19539013a1cbf5b3bd76e4c992436fe159e1976b302d254b448a63a44e5.mov
Wait… this why my zaps to hue and Tata not going through? 😲😔
Mine lets me zap and takes me to the next screen but then it says error and drops it..
That’s what happens when I try to zap Tata.
Is Steven using Zeus?
(Legend™️) 
You guys are blowing up my notifications in what can I my be described as "Stackchain Style".
nostr:npub135x4y8w7jty24ggvxfm0c4mqaknk2su0fzzmwrgfdfylj6tz3l9qlv5xpr can relate (oops) 
lmao fun times
Don't forget nostr:npub16vrkgd28wq6n0h77lqgu8h4fdu0eapxgyj0zqq6ngfvjf2vs3nuq5mp2va and his comment something along the lines of mother of Christ what is going on in this thread 🤣🤣
Hue wrong for that 💀😂
Now his notis gunna tard spaz 😂
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nostr:npub175hdheqn0arfdgywe9n2rze5eaf0j2mlz0xp5kq30vy57jqsncdqy2tpe9 quiet… this means he’s makin us somethin 👀😲
Remind me when huer fixxed Tata that I owe you like 500 sats so far for each of your posts in this thread I tried zappin ⚡️⚡️⚡️
Says this guy 
You guys just made me break out the #Rosstrich.
WTF hahahaha
It's so scary. 😱
It actually makes a sound in my head.
Kinda like this right? Pretty X-treme? https://youtu.be/8ij3L4mpUzw
YES! This is exactly what I hear! 🤣🤣🤣
Imagine that, but much louder and inside of an empty shipping container.
Yesss btw i can’t zap you bc zeus, wow full circle
I think dis close, Noh? 👀
🔊 https://video.nostr.build/f318f58244a721af8b3da2c438ab5314f9f1813c997cac43d4b068015c89b2d0.mov
No, it’s more of a constant ear-splitting sound.
For the past 10 minutes I have been calling this the Rayfin.
It just sounds right.
Here you go, kids. Thanks nostr:npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w for the assist.
https://video.nostr.build/fc1131484fccb14d2964ba75c98ddb1d58858657e2efa3f1c8a1e1770e04b306.mp4
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Dis is us late comers tryna understand dis thread
Well.. how it started our sweet innocent Tata just trying to get some help cause we cannot zap her…
Zeus said:
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And it has escalated quickly
It’s simple. Tata did not appease the gods. 
muh inbound liquidatte
Good title for a song.
honestly, looks fine to me
it says ☑ Good
Wait so you open a channel and Zeus Pay™️ gives you a LN address that goes to your own node? Pls forgive i am retarded and illiterate
maybe?
No i definitely am
the lightning service provider (Olympus in dis case) opens channels for me on my embedded LND node on mobile (no macarena tho)
Ok so it’s a different node or one might say “profile” on zeus than Tara’s Node™️ right?
I wouldn’t know, they haven’t let me in 😞
Also i can’t read
something something LSP something Zeuspay somethimg somethimg Zaplocker something lightning adress and relays and such :D
Wise wards
Idk wtf I’m looking at but I like it
Secondid, sounds kewl 🥴
Ok bye fr good work today btw team
gn team
Hey the zap worked!!!! We’ve beaten Zeus into submission!! YAYYYYYYY team tard!!! Go tards go!!
Wait, maybe not
look at our names slowly disappearing into the nostr thread void.. there would be nothing left of us if we continued here, we stopped exactly at the right time team
Same here. It has already eaten half the screen 🤯😁
nostr:npub1gcxzte5zlkncx26j68ez60fzkvtkm9e0vrwdcvsjakxf9mu9qewqlfnj5z friendly reminder ab the look of deep and long thread discussions.. idk if you want to do anything with it or not, and you're probably v busy w other stuff, but tagging you anyways 😂
Yeah.. we need to figure out a way to deal with these long threads. I am not sure how to solve this.
damus pov for comparison https://v.nostr.build/yJ9e.mov
Yeah but you cant figure out who replied to who easily.
i click on a note and see subthreads tho 🤔
maybe a collapse/expand button would fix this
Or turn the left ||| bars into another representation of the level you are. Numbers could work but their are quite ugly.
hmm 🤔 that could work
i was thinking about how reddit does it
Maybe something like ||| -12- |||. So you always see the immediate level of neighbors no matter where you are in the thread.
had this idea way back for expandable and collapsable notifications, mby could be of use for you 🤔💜
on reddit, clicking on a note hides the thread below it if i remember correctly 
This is terrifying
True horror
I just zap Buddha no problem. Lemme test on Derrick
Just so hue all kno, nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 is fren.☀️😁🫂
They working some magic over there and we lub them for it.
Keep up great work, Zeus! 
Looks like dey said NOH and mute thread 😔
Dey wrong for dat.
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Seven, I made your schnozz smol so it doesn’t look like big deek anymore. What do his think? 
Smol deek 😔
Buddha 
Omgggg 💀💀💀💀
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🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 but also 
This is the 7 head a shall use from. Now on to voice my displeasure in a comment
I would never displeasure you though… hmm
😲 
Oh no, what’s happening. 😂😂😂
Was live action shot! 😲 me n Tata on hunt for cute smol animals 🥹 but then we come across this 😲
I’m dyinggggg 😂😂😂💀
You have Lightning photoshop skills.
😂😂 thank hue! I blame #stackchain - since it’s genesis, it’s been 1.5 years of non stop hyperretardation and stacking sats 😂😂😂
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
we’re sowwy Will 😔
But dope ride! 😲 
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Oh dear god lol
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Lol nostr:npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx made the glorious Derek face, and nostr:npub175hdheqn0arfdgywe9n2rze5eaf0j2mlz0xp5kq30vy57jqsncdqy2tpe9 made the incredible steven face. I did make the ostrich ferry and made sure Will covered up the new nostriches eyes. 😲😬
😲😂😂😂
OK, in the interest of full transparency, I did not actually create the AI face mashup. Only nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 knows who made that. He posted it back in June and nostr:npub158qesjv52ysz2vnl2trmd5apgd9r07ah5vvrsr9tfqe03k4vhdfqcl4xtl added laser eyes to it. The original version got deleted, but I found the animated one which is even better. Last night I reposted it here and we realized we had to figure out what sound it would make. nostr:npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w supplied the screech sound and I added the sizzle to it and posted the final masterpiece.
You could really say this one took a village of idiots to produce.
nostr:npub1gek0f5s300jzqg4av4e7l4hfejrrkhzf8km2pkuquhfmja6gwdcqw4qqp7 is the original creator
A true Nostrich team effort. 🙌
I have never seen anything so beautiful! Can’t wait to see what we come up with next, team!
Btw- can we have a team name? 👀😲
“The Monstrs of The Nostr” comes to mind.
It DOES have a ring to it!
What do you think team? nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s approved? 👀😅 https://video.nostr.build/a2e61e74e788a8761f184027bfcab2878c0f4c16aabdb1abd7534ae3a5a0bec8.mov
YOU CAPITALIZED “DOES” … YOU HAVE BEEN RETWEETED MISS
no
😂😂😂😂
I think this is the longest thread on Nostr. This is proof that Stackchain can happen here now.
👀👀👀
Oh I thought that was ded 👀👀
#HEAVENTHREAD
ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴏɴ’ᴛ ʜᴇᴀʀ ᴜs ɪғ ᴡᴇ ᴡʜɪsᴘᴇʀ ʟᴏᴜᴅʟʏ
nostr:npub160p28kpamaar8alpjr75ndwrhnluev0js5xdv2s9kek4qs22wyaq6t2fhv disagrees with this statement
nostr:note1vk49gf43494cawqnhy66xvkzxktsgz60pk4ad4g5hjav7ecq9vdqdcc9rd
HOW DA HECK DO U DO THAT?!?
STOP THIS QUIET ALL CAPS MADNESS!!!!
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
let’s maintain civility and speak 🗣️ quietly 🐶🐾🤣
NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL FOAM AT THE MOUTH AND CLENCH MY JAW SO HARD IN BETWEEN SCREAMING THAT I BREAK MY TEETH!!!!!
NGL, dis stress me out 😲😬
CAUSE YOU KNOW IM NOT KIDDING!!!!!
BECOME ONE WITH THE BUDDHA
SHE ALREADY HAS!!!!!
🥹🧡🧡🧡
This thread is testing the nostr clients’ ability to parse threads correctly 🐶🐾🤔
GOOD
TARDS ARE A GIANT STRESS TEST!!! EMBRACE HYPERRETARDATION AND WE WILL LEAD YOU TO THE PROMISED LAND!!!!!!!
Damus and Amethyst are literal extremes.
Wat it mean? 😲🤔
Threads are a chain of notes. So to assemble it correctly and fetch all of notes can be a challenge 🐶🐾🫡
Ooooh oke. So it’s a tard test! 😲 So in a way, tards are making it better for the future. How beautiful.
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Tard test? Anyone have the answer key?
Hmmm maybe nostr:npub1ykd3mhqdxymu45fr6jhkf7rll8dnsd9ggwzrjcl93c4f4j2keuush05sw2 but he no like LOKO so will not give. 😔
Just like stackchain break twitter with twitter threads. #Tardstr testing nostr??? Ahhh beans. Here we go again.
Nostr has trending and stuff??
it does, but different clients have different trending algos afaik
primal has one for example
Is nostr:npub12262qa4uhw7u8gdwlgmntqtv7aye8vdcmvszkqwgs0zchel6mz7s6cgrkj tagged in here yet 👀
Well hue see Steven, I did tag him in a daniel thread, (was explaining how hue and semi are besties) but I get lost in notis and hab Noh idea which thread I in any more. 😲😔
Why we got killer muzzic?? It should be Barney or some shit
I kno. I don’t like scary 🫣
I fix 👀 https://video.nostr.build/39794f682f0a1f8da6f680e61307247eb048c0ef738a69afdf4f8405dbec4733.mov
Oh Hell yeah!!!
Lauren, i have to stop seeing these abominations 😂
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Iz better? 😲🫣👀 #tardstr approved ✅ https://video.nostr.build/b4e19ace8a41edcf886d179bc6f982615112fe1c17a6b77c58698ba75149f9f8.mov
Derek is the face of #Tardstr 😂😂😂
Literally txt Buddha this a few hours ago 😂 
That convo makes us look extremely “special”
Of ALL THE THINGS we’ve dropped on here the past to days and that’s the thing that makes us special 💀😂😂😂
Yeah, because that’s a real life text… like we could be just fucking around online.. but thats real. 😂😂😂😂
Is oke. Dey do not kno we fr passed ze mensa. All genius is half tard. 😮💨🧡 🤫
Omg dis so good!
Where da fack am I.
Bob!!!!!! Did my zaps attract you? I zapped all of your notes 🤣
Also gn
I got zapped in here, but I don’t know who I am? How are you.
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Both ways for hue 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 
hmmm 👇🏼 
I think your zaps no work. I cannot zap hue but can everyone else.. fyi
nostr:note1snf8s7ywdgfvxc4ugmqcqfhl96dqfqcllmuypqj45qxmuer9dspsvzhxqx 👀
Here are two screenshots from Damus and two from Amethyst. Damus can’t find the beginning or the end of the thread, so it just looks like a couple of notes and no indication of what comes after. Meanwhile, Amethyst shows way too much and just becomes an ugly mess of vertical lines and squashed notes when you scroll down. Kind of amazing that no one has figured out the right way to do this yet.
notes in nostrdb will fix this soon. the thread is too large to load at once so it will need to be done in chunks incrementally.
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Excited for this! 🔥
DEVS RESPOND
Awesome. Thanks Will. Looking forward to hanging out in a couple weeks. 🔥🔥🔥
What do you mean no one's figured it out yet
let's goooooo
Sorry nostr:npub1jlrs53pkdfjnts29kveljul2sm0actt6n8dxrrzqcersttvcuv3qdjynqn, I was only comparing apps, not websites. Wen Coracle app?
let's gooooooooooo
I have avoided making it a real app since I don't want to spend 30% of my time in negotiations with Apple. It is a PWA though, I use it on mobile.
Coracle has always had the best threading on Nostr. 🔥🔥🔥
GET YER MIND OUT THE GUTTER AND LET YER HEART FLUTTER!!!
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I’ve been listening to this for two hours and feel very much at peace. 🧘🏼♀️
ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴇᴀʀ ᴜs ɪғ ᴡᴇ ʟᴏᴜᴅ
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#Tardigradestr
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Team did you say…? 
There would be no story without this gem 
💀 nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 post that on Reddit
😂😂😂
Omfg. My Home Screen.
