today i learned what blt is, thank you for the endless education nostr ๐Ÿ’œ

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YOU DIDNT KNOW WHAT BLT IS?!

Tanel! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

Go to store, get thick cut bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo and your fave bread.

Toast bread..

Make sammich.

Enjoy your ever loving face off! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

Had blt for dinner, can confirm. But itโ€™s gotta be fresh bacon! Not packaged

fresh bacon?

Super fresh bacon ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

Iโ€™m just gonna keep saying things so you keep zapping me!! ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

i donโ€™t think iโ€™ve ever heard of โ€œfresh baconโ€, gonna google around a little now ๐Ÿค”

#TanelHasnt had a BLT? ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿคฏ

I just learned what it is ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’œ And no, never ever had it before

Youโ€™re a real piece of work, my friend!

iโ€™ve always been special ๐Ÿค—

This is the content Iโ€™m here for ๐Ÿค™-

when hue know hue a retard, it becomes an ability instead of a disability ๐Ÿค—

trust me, am very smart

I know exactly what hue mean ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

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๐Ÿค—

WTF?!?!

Bagel with eggs and bacon so yummy!

iโ€™ve never had a bagel, whatโ€™s that?

Youโ€™re kidding,๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

lemme google what bagel is, never heard of it before

Stop trolling bro๐Ÿ˜‚

just looked up what a bagel is, never had one ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’œ

๐Ÿคฅ

???? YOU NEED TO HAVE ONE

Or not, depending on your locale. I've had ones that tasted like carnival pretzels. BUT if your area has good ones, have it with cream cheese and lox (smoked salmon strips)

I like his kinda troll - is so tarded and fun ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

i am not even trolling here ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

i really donโ€™t know

all of these are 100% true btw

sorry for the spam ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿฅบ

oh uhhh, i thought that was what the meme before mine meant

am sowwy, rerarded after all

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

I see huer lip ๐Ÿ‘€

wait, how?!? was it that obvious? https://i.nostr.build/WRQD.webp

โฌ‡๏ธ

๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน, our alien, ๐Ÿ‘ฝ

Yes. Rope Traumatized. Tata lub it. ๐Ÿฅน

am very confusion

wat dis, new rerards? ๐Ÿฅน

SAVIDED

Dis picture trippy. At first it seems as though itโ€™s movin ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

I had to copy the url to be sure it was not a .gif

Iโ€™ll be hecked!! โ€”%E2%80%94 (does this work)

Loko magical

Okay now hue just messin with us ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿคฃ

Gm Gm, Steven

Gn luran san

๐Ÿคข

sorry I assume everyone on nostr is from the westโ€ฆ

what part of the world u at..?

from the โ€œnot westโ€ ๐Ÿค—

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๐Ÿค™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜‚

the sun never sets on tanel ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ

tbh, itโ€™s just a big lamp

nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 Whatโ€™s a popular or local delicacy where you live that Iโ€™ve probably never heard of?

hmmmm

ever had solyanka or potato salad?

ah yes, the culture of food here is something along the lines of the word โ€œbrokeโ€

Tanel, meet nostr:npub1ykd3mhqdxymu45fr6jhkf7rll8dnsd9ggwzrjcl93c4f4j2keuush05sw2 he TARD too.

I tell my X tards we find new nostr tard. ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

hewwo tard, am tard ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿฅน

I sent the tard signal ๐Ÿ‘€

Tards very excited. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿฅน

new fren mek me happy ๐Ÿค— send hug

hewwo new fren ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ’œ

Omggg I lub it

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Whatโ€™s going on over here on nostr

Hue found us ๐Ÿฅน

Tanel, NDN a tard too!

Is nostr posting what Iโ€™m listening to publicly? Wtf is going on here

hey bud ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ’œ

it only posts it if u are using damus testflight and have apple music enabled under status

This is a high tech operation over here im too tardid for this

is okay fren, weโ€™re in this together ๐Ÿค—

I got your back brother

the way yโ€™all teach me and welcome me, this truly might be the โ€˜special edโ€™ ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’œ

Oh shit, could you guys hear me listening to Barbie Girl?

Come on Buddha, Letโ€™s go Buddha ๐Ÿ’•

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๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฉต

Yes he is. Tanel is tard. ๐Ÿฅน

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Yet going on about as if real.

โšพ๏ธ

hmmmmm

Hmm? Maybe.

๐Ÿคซ

๐Ÿ˜‰

Speak up instead fake insinuation of facts of linguistic origin.

๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

โšพ๏ธ

Singing flat rodent motherfuckers best shut the fuck up.

๐Ÿคซ

hmm

oh yeah. Dis tard brain time.

Is that like meat and olive soup?

uhmmm, add pickle, potato, meat (and basically everything you have left, while youโ€™re praying the cold away)

So basically you just eat scraps.

๐Ÿ˜” โ€ฆyes

no

Iโ€™m starting to think you have, in fact, had a blt..

hand on heart man, never had a blt and a bagel before โค๏ธ

Send this guy our crappy American food ๐Ÿคฃ

You can only get bagels in New York, donโ€™t bother trying anywhere else.

ah shid, when are you free?

This is true. All other bagels severely inferior.

damn, that much of a difference with others?

Yeah, I think it has to do with the water. You're a texture person. NYC bagels have a specific texture!

Also, go with an "everything bagel". Best flavor imo.

ohhh, thatโ€™s so cute you remembered about my texture thing, iโ€™m now incredibly excited to try it out ๐Ÿซฃ

When you come here we are getting you an everything bagel with lox from my neighborhood spot.

Dam I love bagels and lox

whatโ€™s lox? ๐Ÿค”

Holy fucking shit you didnโ€™t justโ€ฆ

๐Ÿคฃ

uhmmmm

what did i do? ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’œ

We gunna need a #teachtanel hash tag ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€

#tanelhasnt is for all the things i havenโ€™t done and #tanelhas is for all the things i have done ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’œ

you can ask away with the #tanelhasnt hashtag and iโ€™ll give you 100% honest answers ๐Ÿค—

Dried smoked salmon

The pastrami lox from Russ & Daughters on Houston St. will blow your mind.

Where is this?!

and pastrami is?

Now youโ€™re just fucking with us

Good Lord.

i wish man, have no idea ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Damnit I need to go to Katzโ€™s immediately now.

just adding a #tanelhasnt here for future reference

Next youโ€™re gonna say you donโ€™t know what capicola is

uhhhh

whatโ€™s that?

a series that i should watch, think iโ€™ve only seen the first two episodes of this

Donโ€™t stop believinโ€™!

I got a sandwich the other day that was capicola and roasted red peppers with mozzarella. Dang it was delicious

nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 Wait til you try your first Philly cheesesteak.

cheesesteak is a thing? ๐Ÿคฏ

also iโ€™ve never had mozzarella in a sandwich before so that sounds interesting ๐Ÿค”

You have no idea what youโ€™re in for.

Ainโ€™t no mozzarella in a cheesesteak. Cooper sharp is the way. Or just regular American.. stay away from the morons using whiz

Wiz is for animals.

wiz?

Cheese whiz, like orange cheese sauce.. ๐Ÿคข

uhhh, never heard of that before, donโ€™t think we have it here

Itโ€™s filth

Go for aged provolone.

yeah, now you are just creating words on the spot ๐Ÿซ 

No wayโ€ฆ

no idea at this point ๐Ÿค”

Ultimate fiat food.

not sure if itโ€™s legal to open carry this tbh ๐Ÿ’œ

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Angelos on 9th

Or Wedges in a week lol

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iโ€™d absolutely love to ๐Ÿ’œ

i really want to come to the us next year for a longer trip, around the time that the nashville conf is ๐Ÿ’œ

Iโ€™m a New Yorker, but love Montreal bagels. Blasphemous, I know ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Those arenโ€™t bagels, sir. Theyโ€™re dough rings.

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We have a place near me that says โ€œMontreal styleโ€ which means they soak them in honey water and then into a wood fired ovenโ€ฆ theyโ€™re pretty freaking good.. super crunchy when toasted but tender on the inside.

honey water?! what????

Yup, idk.. but theyโ€™re light af and really good.. I hate dense bread shit.

Yeah, Iโ€™ve been to Montreal and had the real ones. Itโ€™s fine once in a while but the sweetness isnโ€™t necessary.

Real bagels donโ€™t need to be toasted.

Wood-fired dough rings๐Ÿ”ฅ Hard to match that flavor

True, the rest of us suffer

would they survive such a long trip? ๐Ÿคฃ

iโ€™m really fascinated to try out american food

I avoid most of the junk food and cook mostly at home

yeah, thatโ€™s what iโ€™ve been doing also ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿค— good thinking

My dude, when you come here you will go out of your mind.

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my mind processes this as a donut, uhhhh

> brain.exe not responding

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also this looks like my favourite way to get a heart attack ๐Ÿฅน

what is a BLT?

Omg! Buddha! I lub him! He tard like me too! ๐Ÿฅน

Steven was right. nostr:npub1mc20uche0cy599vpl850aschpu7wteundgsnf0msep79lu3fu5aq3r4ptv

๐Ÿค—

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IF ONLY IT WAS A CHOICE

did you just assume my non-rerardness?

what!!?!

Bacon MUST be thick cut (steak cut if youโ€™re like me) or itโ€™s not a BLTโ€ฆ

steak cut? ๐Ÿค”

Thiccc

sounds good, canโ€™t to have my first ever blt ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ’œ

Table rethinking his entire diet right nowโ€ฆ#BLTextraB

rethinking my next GP visit ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ cholestrol will be up only when i finally visit โ€˜murica ๐Ÿ’œ

My grandfathers cholesterol is perfect and he eats bacon and eggs nearly every morning. Youโ€™re good! ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

iโ€™ll let you know when iโ€™ll visit the United States of Sleepy Joe ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿซ‚

Depending on when you get here, you might be able to say a prayer graveside. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

iโ€™ve never ever put mayo on anything in my life, so thatโ€™ll be a first too ๐Ÿซฃ

curious to try it out now ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ’œ

Omg you have to tell me everything when you do ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿค— will do

#tanelhasnt is a gem fyi

wholesome even ๐Ÿ’€

๐Ÿซฃ i just live under a rock apparently

You must make some awesome oatmeal lol

i do ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค—