YOU DIDNT KNOW WHAT BLT IS?!
Tanel! ๐ฒ
Go to store, get thick cut bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo and your fave bread.
Toast bread..
Make sammich.
Enjoy your ever loving face off! ๐๐ป
Discussion
Had blt for dinner, can confirm. But itโs gotta be fresh bacon! Not packaged
fresh bacon?
Super fresh bacon ๐๐ป
Iโm just gonna keep saying things so you keep zapping me!! ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ
i donโt think iโve ever heard of โfresh baconโ, gonna google around a little now ๐ค
#TanelHasnt had a BLT? ๐ฅช๐ฅ๐ฅฌ๐ ๐คฏ
I just learned what it is ๐ ๐ And no, never ever had it before
Youโre a real piece of work, my friend!
iโve always been special ๐ค 
This is the content Iโm here for ๐ค- 
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WTF?!?!
Bagel with eggs and bacon so yummy!
iโve never had a bagel, whatโs that?
Youโre kidding,๐๐๐
lemme google what bagel is, never heard of it before
Stop trolling bro๐
I like his kinda troll - is so tarded and fun ๐๐ป
i am not even trolling here ๐ญ๐ญ
i really donโt know
all of these are 100% true btw 
sorry for the spam ๐ซฃ๐ฅบ 
Are you kidding?!
Weโre tarded hue know. Just ask
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oh uhhh, i thought that was what the meme before mine meant
am sowwy, rerarded after all 
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Dis picture trippy. At first it seems as though itโs movin ๐ตโ๐ซ
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sorry I assume everyone on nostr is from the westโฆ
what part of the world u at..?
from the โnot westโ ๐ค
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the sun never sets on tanel ๐๐๐
tbh, itโs just a big lamp 
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hmmmm
ever had solyanka or potato salad?
ah yes, the culture of food here is something along the lines of the word โbrokeโ 
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I tell my X tards we find new nostr tard. ๐ฅน๐๐ป
hewwo tard, am tard ๐ค๐ฅน 
I sent the tard signal ๐
Tards very excited. ๐๐๐๐ฅน 
new fren mek me happy ๐ค send hug
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Whatโs going on over here on nostr 
Hue found us ๐ฅน
Tanel, NDN a tard too!
Is nostr posting what Iโm listening to publicly? Wtf is going on here
hey bud ๐ค๐
it only posts it if u are using damus testflight and have apple music enabled under status
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Yes he is. Tanel is tard. ๐ฅน
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no
Send this guy our crappy American food ๐คฃ
You can only get bagels in New York, donโt bother trying anywhere else.
ah shid, when are you free?
This is true. All other bagels severely inferior.
damn, that much of a difference with others?
Yeah, I think it has to do with the water. You're a texture person. NYC bagels have a specific texture!
Also, go with an "everything bagel". Best flavor imo.
ohhh, thatโs so cute you remembered about my texture thing, iโm now incredibly excited to try it out ๐ซฃ
When you come here we are getting you an everything bagel with lox from my neighborhood spot.
Dam I love bagels and lox
whatโs lox? ๐ค
Holy fucking shit you didnโt justโฆ
uhmmmm
what did i do? ๐ ๐
Dried smoked salmon
The pastrami lox from Russ & Daughters on Houston St. will blow your mind.
Where is this?!
and pastrami is?
Now youโre just fucking with us
Good Lord.
i wish man, have no idea ๐ญ
Damnit I need to go to Katzโs immediately now.
just adding a #tanelhasnt here for future reference
Next youโre gonna say you donโt know what capicola is
uhhhh
whatโs that?
a series that i should watch, think iโve only seen the first two episodes of this
Donโt stop believinโ!
I got a sandwich the other day that was capicola and roasted red peppers with mozzarella. Dang it was delicious
nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 Wait til you try your first Philly cheesesteak.
cheesesteak is a thing? ๐คฏ
also iโve never had mozzarella in a sandwich before so that sounds interesting ๐ค
You have no idea what youโre in for.
Ainโt no mozzarella in a cheesesteak. Cooper sharp is the way. Or just regular American.. stay away from the morons using whiz
Wiz is for animals.
wiz?
Cheese whiz, like orange cheese sauce.. ๐คข
iโd absolutely love to ๐
i really want to come to the us next year for a longer trip, around the time that the nashville conf is ๐
Iโm a New Yorker, but love Montreal bagels. Blasphemous, I know ๐ฌ
Those arenโt bagels, sir. Theyโre dough rings.
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We have a place near me that says โMontreal styleโ which means they soak them in honey water and then into a wood fired ovenโฆ theyโre pretty freaking good.. super crunchy when toasted but tender on the inside.
Wood-fired dough rings๐ฅ Hard to match that flavor
True, the rest of us suffer
would they survive such a long trip? ๐คฃ
iโm really fascinated to try out american food
I avoid most of the junk food and cook mostly at home
yeah, thatโs what iโve been doing also ๐๐ค good thinking
what is a BLT?
Omg! Buddha! I lub him! He tard like me too! ๐ฅน
Steven was right. nostr:npub1mc20uche0cy599vpl850aschpu7wteundgsnf0msep79lu3fu5aq3r4ptv 
what!!?!
Bacon MUST be thick cut (steak cut if youโre like me) or itโs not a BLTโฆ
steak cut? ๐ค
Thiccc
sounds good, canโt to have my first ever blt ๐ค๐ 
Table rethinking his entire diet right nowโฆ#BLTextraB 
rethinking my next GP visit ๐๐ญ cholestrol will be up only when i finally visit โmurica ๐