I paid my weed dealer for the first time in bitcoin after 2 years of trying to convince him, on Oct 8 a day before my bday lol

Idk if you remember but BTC was at like $124k and I told this man not to sell it

tell me how I just got the funniest call ever πŸ’€ after 3 mins on the phone, i no longer have a weed dealer

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is this him? 🀣 https://youtu.be/K31beJInAvI

Grandmas boy? What a legendary movie πŸ’€

the legend of greybush

I am sorry for your loss πŸ˜† you’d enjoy my edibles tho 😎

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Thats the price we pay for being early 🀷😭

can confirm nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj76rfwd6zumn0wd68ytnvv9hxgqgdwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkcqpquzt238htjzpq39dxmltlx60vxym9fetk9czz6kddq6fhvkf4z3usvvw6ma chocolates kick like a dang ol MULE boiiiiii

I’ve had his chocolate it’s fire!!! Unfortunately I’ve never been a fan of edibles, I love the ritual of sitting down and breaking up the weed and rolling it and smoking with frens idk

i feel you! to each their own my dawg. i like me a lil puff puff too

Same here always with friends. But the edibles just are so much cleaner and lasts a long time

you can also take edibles on a plane, which makes travelling home at the end of work trips SO much more enjoyable

This is the way 😎

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Bitcoin always goes lower before it goes higher. Doesn't matter when u first get it hah.

I TOLD HIM!! This is the prophecy it happens every single time!! πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

Bro every time

It’s coded

And on the eighth day satoshi noted, let thine price goeth down before thou shalt ever goeth upeth.

you sold the fkn macro cycle top for weed, I'm so proud πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—

I didn’t even realize until now πŸ’€ what are the chances?!

bro, this is too funny.

& sad, don’t forget now i have to establish trust with another dealer and spend hours trying to convince them to accept bitcoin again.

I love that the endgame is orange pill a dealer, not procure weed. Thats just a very happy consequence.

I think I’m addicted to the chase 😭

Ain't we all πŸ‰

USPS is really your best friend…

Just get a dealer that is a Square merchant

dca? πŸ˜…

Sorry for your loss πŸ˜†

thx bro it’s hard out here πŸ«‚

He’ll come crawling back πŸ˜…

Incredible 🀣

tbh its not often you get to scam the dealer

It wasn’t my intention 🀣🀣🀣

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Oh man..

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#Bitcoin Pizza Day < #BTC Dime Bag Day πŸ€™

I hope he hodls n dunks on me in a couple months

He'll be back lol.

The devil's lettuce hands 😁

lol he'll come back when we rip

Why do you have a weed dealer? Just go to a dispensary πŸ˜‚

Not all states have this freedom.

Oh shit I didn't realize half the states still had it illegal. Makes sense lol

I think the concern now is who will be the new drug dealer that sleepy orange pills πŸ˜‚

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that was the cycle PEAK of 2025 now wait few years - keep ur wet dreams ERECTED HIGH on existing weed stock

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πŸ˜‚ Brooo, classic! Told him HODL and boom, dealer disappears! Bitcoin strikes again πŸ’€πŸ’Έ

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Buy joints from me for sats. πŸ€™

This is both hilarious and sad.

Appreciate the snapshot of pleb life.

I’ve stopped trying to orange-pill anyone, honestly. Because at best it leads to me being their customer service, and at worst they sell the bottom and resent you forever.

Ultimately the takeaway is, when losers buy the market sells, when losers sell the market buys.

Time for You to bottom-fish, right?

They only resent you while Bitcoin is down then they resent themselves forever.

cannabis and chill πŸ˜†

That relationship is gone up in smoke. πŸ˜†

Ask your weed dealer if he lost any of that bitcoin when the market went down. If he checks he’ll find he still has all his sats.

lol Bitcoin might be too transparent, cash

Must have bought a ton of weed for him to get so upset! πŸ˜‚

Just tell him to stay humble and stack sats πŸ‘

I wonder if he got mad when the dollar stole his buying power and used it to murder and impoverish people.

Oh gosh

Give him some time to come back to his senses. Overtime he'll do the math.