I'm in the middle of a heated discussion. Do men like mysterious women? And if so, when is a woman mysterious?

What do you think nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx and nostr:npub17x7htjej3hgcqwqj86u9yvpcunhw6nz4zclzph2zfnlwe4v0yp8qrxvgap

And of course, the question also goes to all men 😂

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Does mysterious mean 'crazy' in this context🤔 if so yes 🤣

Can you explain 😂

'dont stick your dick in crazy' is meant as a warning, often not headed, because crazy girls can freaks hahaha

Since I’m pretty much an open book and very single the answer is probably yes. Desired attributes of a partner are very subjective and for each person, man or woman, to decide. Blessedly not everyone is looking for the same thing. I do think novelty in a relationship helps keep the spark alive. Novelty is often confused with mystery.

nah that's garbage.

Strong men like a kind woman.

Weak men try to prove themselves to women, that's why "mysterious" women keep them simping.

Chad expects to be treated well while simpy steve will latch onto any attention.

Find yourself a strong man sister.

Oooo good question ! I think they do! Is why I'm always single 🤣😂 I'm not one bit mysterious 💜 this is my scientific research 🥸.

She is mysterious when she barely shows her personality I think. Only to those she trusts, maybe 🤔 not sure if this made sense 😂🙏

Oh the three of us 😂 I am also very direct.

I didn’t understand flirting for ages. Then one day I made eye contact with a guy, smiled, and asked what breed his dog was… at the dog park. He started sputtering and finally got out that he had a fiancé. Which left me very confused until I released that what I had done was enough to make a man think I was flirting. That’s how simple it was. So I’m guessing being a mysterious woman is equally as simple. Don’t tell him your entire life story upon meeting. Don’t always be available. If you carry medicine in your purse have it in a container labeled Poison ☠️. Probably does it.

Totally that simple! 🤣

Mmmmh, I know that one. I am also very open and friendly. Smile a lot. That is quite misunderstood by men as flirting. But that is simply my way. Getting to know me as a woman is much more difficult. I am rather reserved. Almost skeptical. In a relationship then... 😂🤟🏾

I'm a woman. And my two cents is: whoever pats their head and sucks their balls.

By patting head I mean nannying them

This is also very directly formulated

As a member and representative of the male community, that in general there’s a right balance to be hit (which can definitely depend on the individuals), meaning that when a girl is too mysterious and playing incredibly hard to get, then eventually the guy gets bored and moves on.

The same can also be true on the other extreme of spectrum for some, as in the girl is really upfront and leaves nothing for the guy to fascinate about, then the guy gets bored and moves on.

I personally find it the best if it ends up being a continuous back and forth, making it like kind of a fun game between the two, which also helps spice up the relationship and keep it exciting

I was meant to reply to this post 😂🫂 but it's above now 🥹🙏

Ohhhhh do you mean sharing secrets/real feelings? Oh I hardly ever share those 😂 very rarely (nostr is the most open I've been online ever 😂) - I will when I really get to know the guy though, but takes a while. Personality I can't hide, it's hard 🥹. But I will try to strike a balance with the two 🥹🙏🫂 this is good advice tanel! 🤙

just couple of things that came to mind while eating 💜

What's for dinner?

Not peanut butter and jelly sandwiches 🥹😭🙏💜

Your favorite food?

Nahh my favourite is the Shroom burger from shake shack 👌😍🤤 - and yes, I know tanel, you don't know what it is 😭💜🙏

Otherwise Japanese and Eritrean food is 🤤😍👌

Maybe when I’ll actually get to properly visit England, I’ll try it out 🤔

Never really heard of the Eritrean cuisine before

Oh I think it’s American, but we have it over here now too 🤤 my favourite and definitely worth a try.

One of my oldest friends is from Eritrea so I grew up eating it at her house 👌it's lovely

Not sure I’ve had Eritrean cuisine either.

Definitely give it a try, I think you might like it 😊

never even had peanut butter 🤔

Ahhh, Tanel no peanut butter?

never had it 😂 no idea if i’m missing out 🤔

can’t have it all

If you do, put more jelly (jam) 🤤 Needs to be 60(j):40(P) 👌

I disagree, 60/40 in favor of peanut butter.

Ladies, fiddy fiddy is the way. Chunky btw

Oh I agree 💯😍 chunky for the win, but 50/50 😬 you might be a tad bit criminal too 😭

You are both criminal. Too much penis butter feels weird in my mouth. Jelly for the win 🥹🫠

Penis butter 🤣😂🤣

😱😱😱😱nahhh *peanut butter 🙏 sorry 🥲😂 why is that in my autocorrect 😅😭😭

And now it’s been reposted out of context. I’m dying of laughter over here. 🤣😂☠️😂🤣

Nooo 😭😭😭😂🤣 maybe people won't notice 😭 I'm gonna go hide 🥹🙏

Don’t worry, nobody noticed

😭😂🙏

🫂 It will be ok.

😂😭❤️🙏

It's fine 🫂🫂

🙏🥹🤣🫂

Thank you for providing a lighthearted moment, even if it was unintentionally at your own expense 🤣🤙

🫂🥹🤣💜🙏

There is nowhere to hide on Nostr.

Ma’am you have just been exposed for apparently typing that word often 🤣

Noo I don't I swear I never type penis 😭🤣😂 I don't think I do 🫠🤔. nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s @Vitor something's wrong with Nostr again cos why autocorrect gonna do me like that 😭

Yeah right why else was it in your auto-correct? 😂😂😂😂

I..... don't know 🥹 is it not just spell check? 🤣🥹 wait, it's my personal autocorrect? 👀

😂😂😂 im just joking 😂 prob spellcheck

That’s the real question that needs to be answered 😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣

😂😂🙏🙏

🥹😂🙏💜

It's too late, we all saw it now.

Maybe cos you eat too much 'penis butter' 🤣🤣🤣

Finally reading the complete thread to understand what the #penisbutter is all about. 😂😂😂

It’s okay nostr:npub1jcjxjg92200kdp8guw8sysg8gr0ez29hahrfdy49h30hgnkpa4kqfvmtwx this is how to become famous. We all ❤️ you for your typo…

❤️🥹🙏

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

We need a proper delete button that works 😭🙏😂😂🥲😭🫠

No way this is hilarious

And I thought my jokes were bad.

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Why is that in her autocorrect? 🤣😂🤣😂

Oh I get the jokes now lol. Great thread 🤣

We absolutely do not need a delete button. This brought many tears of laughter to many people.

Deletion is a funwrecker.

Freudian slip

😂😂😂😂😂 “feels weird in my mouth” 😂😂😂😂😂

Jelly for the win

🥹❤️

Typo FTW 😂

😂😂😂

Epic 🤣

🤣 Done that once or twice, last week 🤣

lmao 👌🏾

Peanut* 🥹

Whose boosting this 🤣😭😂 noo sexy search bot whyyy 😭

Who's* 😭😭😭😂 I can't spell today...

Then spit the penis butter out, maybe proper spelling returns after. PV 🫂

I will try this next time 🤣🫂🙏🏽

Expert level engagement hack

Ahahahahaha

Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣

Mmmh, Eshara 😂

I can't spell toda 😂😂❤️💜😭

Today* oh my lord 👀

I would say: enjoy . For me peanut butter works

🤣☠️😂

😭😂😂🤣🙏❤️

🫂🤟🏾💜

gonna try it out, let’s see 🤔

seems like a mouthful

Where do you even get these? 😂😂

hehe

👀

#taneldoesntwantto

I see what you did there ☝️😭😂💜😂😂🤣

I swear it tastes lovely really, just remember the ratio (my one, not the others, they're mad) 😎🤙

so 60% penis and 40% jelly is like the Goldilocks zone?

Noo 🤣 well yes but with peanut butter 🙏🥹😂😭😂😭🤣 guys I just want to show tenal some new stuff 😭🤣 he'll never try it now 🥹

I believe that he will definitely try it now

yeah, tenal will definitely give it a go

not sure about tanel tho

😂 Eshara is a bit distracted today. Do you have something to tell us?

yeah eshara, who got your mind spinning like that 😂

You can tell us in confidence. No one else will hear 😂

Auuuum 😳😱😂🥹

Blanched almond butter tho

🤔

Pah, I prefer the PURE pleasure

🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Mara ❤️🤣

🤷🏽‍♀️

😂😂😭😂

How do you have a picture of this?

you don’t? 🤔

So veiny 😂😂

🤣😂

Reading this thread at school is dangerous….

tanel you do have an awful lot of these 🤔 have you just been collecting them over the years 💜🧐

We have wonderd the same thing at one point. He’s got a whole system 😂

10 seconds in google can help anybody out 🤗

Oh my 😳 you find them so quickly 🤣💜

just do a quick google, and you’ll see 🤗

I'm learning from the meme king 🙏❤️☺️ I'm too slow to react though, would take me forever to find something good in time 🥹

just lean back and enjoy the show

🕷️

I will not search 'penis butter' :)

🫂 it’s ok, we have Tanel for this 😂

Hahaha. Yes!

Do it! Your life will be enriched.

Don’t trust me. I’ve been watching this go down in real time and getting notifications.

trust me, you’ll life will be butter nostr:npub12rze589jx0gg6kslkjfl2gxxkhtlw73t5shyve5qrglrv6c2qflqejj7ns 🤗

Can't do it. Even if I wasn't at work, I still wouldn't. :)

This image. Wtf?!? 🤣

So IT IS real!

You had doubts?

Im just happy to replace picture with whatever mental image i had before. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

#penisbutter originated here 😂

One might even call it the seed of #penisbutter

I wear a lot of creepy shirts, but i cant print one with this hashtag 😅😅😅

Oh wait maybe with this separation

#

PEN

IS

BUT

TER

😇

penis of the week

peanut*

Guysss what about tanel 🥹 he's never had tacos (and PB&J) 😱😂 🙏🤣

Is that double entendre? 🌮

Noo... I don't think so 🤔😂 had to Google that, only know that phrase from a song 🙏😂 I'm a doofus 🙋🏽‍♀️

Let it be known. This is now forever on nostr relays. Amen.

first the dead bodies, now this

eshara you’re building quite a reputation for yourself here 😂

If you’re gonna have a good laugh at someone’s typo. Go on and zap the girl.

one of the many reasons I love #nostr

I love the duality of nostr.

I was looking for this meme 😂🔥

Legendary forever typo

Penis jelly?

Where is her badge

here you go ❤️ https://i.nostr.build/Krng.webp

Typos make us stronger...and more hilarious.

Typos… mmmmh 😂

😂❤️🤣

💯% 🤣😂🤣 I think I'm immune to embarrassment now 🤣😂🙏

One of us! One of us! If the Nests after dark didn't do it, you've now been fully initiated 😂😂

🤣🤣😂😂🤣❤️🥹💯 thanks Derek 🙏😂 was trying to get my brother's to sign up, so glad they didn't (yet) 😂😂😂😂

Don’t worry. Notes are forever 😂

🤣🤣🤣fapped

hahahahah wrongun

🤣

May the sats you earn for the value you provided to Nostr today buy you something truly luxurious in the future. 🫂💜

Team jelly 😂

That's why I keep the amount moderate, like a gentleman

Reminds me of this musicvideo 😅😅

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jBDnYE1WjI

🤣🤣

This in why I’m so bullshit on Nostr.

Wishful thinking 💭

That might have been so weird…!!! Can’t even imagine🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nostr is a weird place 🤷🏽‍♀️

True🤣

How lucky I was to find the root of the "penis butter" discussion dominating my nostr threads.

Oh dear 😂

This is one hell of a typo!

….and #nostr never forgets. 🤣🤣🤣

Best. Typo. Ever.

Yes

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

They are the same thing I think 🤔 but I could be totally wrong 🙏🏽🥹

I can't jelly my finger up my butt.

😳😳

Rebroadcasted and zappid, again

#makeitquote

#迷言画像

There it is 😂😂

Time-stamped for eternity

Immortalized, this is lovely

😂 a classic

🤣😂🤣 sometimes I forget about this 🫂

It gets reposted every now and again…….nostr will never forget 😂🫂

I was so confused I thought my phone was slow when I saw it 😂 thought damn, it’s showing me notifications from months ago 😂🤣😂🫂

😂

Can you describe the shade of red when you saw this thread continue?

👀🤣🫂

Any amount of penis butter feels weird in my mouth

#NeverForget

I got some butter for u to try 🫠

Hahahahshahaha penis butter lol I remember when I said fat right meaning far right and Google Morning instead of good morning 😂 funniest typos ever

Broke the internet 🥳

That we’re witnessing this live is extremely fortunate for those of us living in this age.

Leave her! We tear down patriarchy to freely express our sexual desires and preferences! If she likes it, let her healthily enjoy it!

You go girl👊❤️

Try this, you'd love it! because it comes without 'penis' 😂😂 https://nostrcheck.me/media/public/nostrcheck.me_9568978495358576831694634876.webp

For me the pure peanut butter

😱 But it would be so dry, no? I think it would taste nice, but chewing would be awkward 🥹😭

You’re definitely missing out. Unless you have a peanut allergy.

That's it, I'm quitting nostr 😭 #tanelhasnt

and before you ask, no, I haven’t had a Reese’s either 💜

Oh me neither 💜🥹

You are missing out. You need to try chocolate peanut butter also.

had couple slices of porkchop, while listening to this https://youtu.be/ofjSicZulKw?si=RPGM_5Y4ymyAjUrw

I like this title 🤙🙏🥸

Before a connection yes after no

That attraction goes away real quick if openness can never be found

This is a very good point too 🤔💯💜

Good point

Men like the chase. Mystery is part of the chase.

Personally, no. Would prefer she is more direct and doesn’t play “read my mind” games

🙈😅🤣

https://youtu.be/iqIq4B1rgl4?feature=shared

Thought Peter André put this matter to bed in the early 2000's?

Given the same set of behaviors in two women:

She's mysterious if she's hot,

She's a goofy bitch if she's not.

That's really all there is to it.

Mysterious women can be… quite alluring.

Okay, and that means?

Means it’s an attractive quality

👀

This whole thread is the best since couch forts, even better 😂😂😂😂😂

We like to conquer, there is mystery on that process, on going to the unknown for a good hunt, its exhilarating. I love that my wife does not tell me everything she does, it gives her power and that is sexy as hell, plus i get to keep my mystery as well. Otherwise it would turn dull.

Some mysterious women, yes.

I’m not a man but definitely YES! Especially if she’s pretty.

Very long thread! Just get people talking about penis butter and jelly and they go nuts.

I see what you did there 👆🤣😂🤣😂🔥🫂

Women who don’t overthink such things