This new Coinbase ad for the U.K. is fucking amazing.

We need more like this.

https://blossom.primal.net/1d35d41280a682adca56fd7eb1d12efba0a184ba2446f4272e78e34d3060f31c.mov

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Wow, awesome.

Hitler is laughing in his grave. Britcucks getting what they deserve.

Holy shit that goes hard.

"time to jump ship."

Those were jews. Lol

Wow, that was phenomenal. Full on mandibles trailer

A hint at the answer, but no actual answer. Still too vague.

That's on purpose. They want you to gamble shit on their platform and make money off of normies holding fake money corpos printed from thin air.

Coinbase reporting real news now?

Too bad the message is "come gamble shitcoins with us"

They're going to visit coinbase and be blasted with whatever new shitcoin they just listed with gratuatis returns and some techno mumbo jumbo to make normies think it's a great idea.

Instead of staying humble stack sats.

Coinbase is a casino masquerading as a bitcoin company.

Yes

IKR! 😭

There's no way this is real 🤣

Wow that goes hard

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I watched this on repeat 6 times already

I don't like coinbase nor do I endorse it but the marketing intern cooked on this one 🗿

This should be our standard for advertising Nostr & Bitcoin

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Wow, that has gotta hurt!

You could convince me that this was filmed in NYC.

🤣 brutal. They should make one customized to every western country.

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Brits are pussies.

You have the constitutional right ro bare arms and form militas for the sole perpose of over throwing your government.

But you kept a corrupt pedophile in the white house for 4 years.

That ain't a high horse your sat on, its a donkey..

He’s got a point

Oh my, that’s fabulous! More effective than 100,000hrs of opposition party speeches.

Beans on toasters will never recover from this.

It may be a shit coin casino, but its accurate.. 🤣

If you don’t have the key, it’s not yours.

They have been crushing it on the ads lately.

It's too bad no ethical bitcoin company was able to step up and do this first.

I can imagine some trying but good luck getting like that to air. I feel like the types who would have the power to veto that would.

Pure 🔥

Damn, that is shockingly compelling. I’m feeling positively towards Coinbase 🤣🤣

Love how this deep societal feeling is surfacing more and more in traditional media

How is this real? I bet there will be some angry letters in the mail the next coming days.

And the brainwashed sheep in the UK will join Coinbase, encouraged by the fact it is regulated, because in their brainwashed minds, regulated=safe.

I hope they enjoy having their crypto lawfully confiscated. They won't understand what hit them.

I can't figure out whether this is AI generated or not. On a lot of scenes there are AI physics on other there are normal physics

It’s just normal cgi but meant to look janky on purpose

I thought it was an American HODL production 🤣

Apparently they're saying it's bad to have inflation -- and it is. But they're also saying it's just fine to be racially replaced -- but it isn't.

Not England, too many whites

Sometimes I’m legitimately grateful for Coinbase and Brian Armstrong. Some signal. 🔥

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how is that a good advert?

How is it not?

The way it represents the British people

Idk seems pretty accurate.

Have you ever been to England?

Yes

weird then because none of my friends behave or live in environments like those portrayed in that advert

You mean your British friends don’t break out into song and perform group dance numbers on the streets? Really? I find that hard to believe.

Um... I agree that the commercial isn't great but not exactly for that reason. I mean, they're advertising their business. Not Bitcoin and their business. So IDK... Not my favorite commercial I suppose. 😕

I'm English, trust me, it's extremely insulting

Who cares😉.

It’s cute that you’re insulted.

Your state and society are crumbling.

You’re losing freedom by the hour and If you speak up about any of it on Facebook you go to jail.

But yeah the advertisement is the problem.

i'm not insulted i said it's insulting, i'm assuming you're anti fiat money and pro decentralization right?

It’s insulting but you’re not insulted, so are you insulted by proxy on behalf of others?

And yes.

this is a pointless waste of time, we're on the same side

Yes we’re on the same side. But I don’t think it’s pointless. We’re discussing how we reach others. That’s the point. The reason I’m in favor of the ad is because it attempts to shake people who may otherwise be asleep awake. I think that’s a worthwhile approach. If the ad is insulting to you as a Brit; I suppose it kind of hit its mark.

On this subject, I had an interesting conversation with an Eastern European lady living in Spain, whom I've known for a while. She follows me on social media and is aware of what I'm doing here. I've been trying to explain Bitcoin and the fiat money system to her. She made a very interesting point: if you manage to bring the current system down, what will replace it? In her mind, the financial system is crucial and can't simply be eliminated; it needs a replacement she can understand. She's unlikely to grasp Bitcoin the way you or I do anytime soon.

This is a valid point. It's necessary to not only propose replacing the system but also to clarify what it will be replaced with, why it is necessary, how it will work, and how people can engage with it. There needs to be a clear, collective goal that everyone can align with. I still believe we're a long way from achieving this. People like this lady, who are open to being onboarded, need to be brought into the fold. The question remains: how do we do that?

I think there’s no one right approach. This ad will work to wake up one type of person and another type of individual will need a completely different approach

Good point tbh.

I've had many conversations over the last ten years since I became extremely focused on these issues. I'm curious about your answer to this: What would you like for humanity in the next five hundred years? What direction would you like things to take? Let's say the top three issues you'd like to see resolved?

In 500 years I would hope we are a kardachev type 2 civilization.

In order to get there we need

1. Correct capital allocation

2. Decentralization

3. Relative global peace

It's always astounding how few people think on a long-term basis. I often meet people my age, some with children and even grandchildren, who don't seem to care much about what happens after they die, which I find quite astounding. For the sake of discussion, let's say I agree with your goals. What would be the top three actions you would take to set us on that path?

fuck coinbase.

but yes, good ad 😉

all that shitcoin profits being put to entertaining use at least

I had really bad hiccups until I watched this. Interesting.

Hot damn. 😂

Every coinbase ad should be shared with a “⚠️Don’t leave your coins at any exhange, self-custody is the safest.” disclaimer.

When we share their content we have to make sure we’re not endorsing a fake bitcoin honeypo5 to the newcommers.

I love the two parts where they imply most only rent AND the rich people at the end saying “time to jump ship”. Very appropriate.

I'm not going to watch it because I don't like watching ads

If you’re insulted by this, you’re not English. 😂

Counting down until the ad gets banned ..

Credit where its due, this is good.

It pokes fun at modern Britain while maintaining some of the charm of those old English stage shows and musicals.

It's a fair dig.

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Coinbase ads have been top. I feel like they’re eventually going to find the right message and hit their Mastercard moment with advertising.

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They should have rehashed the Monty Python sketch, but with 'every sat is sacred'. Your next AI project?

https://youtu.be/fUspLVStPbk

I'm very curious about your opinion on something somewhat related to this topic. It's now being speculated openly that the mostly young males from hostile nations, who are being put up in hotels in the UK, are, in fact, an army, and that is their intended use. What's your opinion on that?

It’ll be banned for inciting anti-social behavior soon.