Attention retards:
You will get one warning that you are retarded when commenting on my post, and the next time you will be muted if said retardation continues.
Unmuting fees start at 10k sats, plus explicit apology for retarded thing said.
You have been warned retards.
Fair price to unmute ahahah
Only with apology tho, and at my discretion it’s sincere.
what about if we are regarded ? Even highly regarded 😂
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We’ve been warned?? Is that the warning or do we get a specific warning still??
what if I ⚠️warn ⚠️ you preemptively that I'm a retard? you can't warn my warning
What if we're funny retarded?
Do DMs still work for muted accounts? Or do I just zap your profile?
How would I know you unmuted me?
Serious questions 🤔
A good policy. Retardation is a hell of a drug!
Based retard wrangler.
I forgot, a good warning message is this URL: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B_obeR1OIm8
Attention Nostr CEO nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424, I am asking for a pre-emptive pardon on my retardness
I actually like nostr:nprofile1qqstm84k2lp9knmvmf5gw88zvfvar7duvfpqfplryfystdn55ug2gksprfmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68yurvv438xtnrdaksz9thwden5te0wahhgtnwdaehgu3wwpshyareqyg8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2j8uly5's rules here. Zap to get unmuted will be revolutionary.
I actually agree myself too
giving me ideas…
This user appears to have you on their mute list. Would you like to zap them 10K sats and issue an apology? 10K ⚡ button.
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“This user has decided 10k is not enough for your bullshit, would you like to raise the bid”
#YESTR
Can I get a pre-emptive retard button that zaps 10k to Nostr devs to singal that I am about to go full retard
Maybe when muting someone you can set the amount needed for them to unmute
That's what I was thinking. I like it. It puts a bounty on your attention.
#CrowdFund unmutes
I would want it to come from the npub i muted i think
for that to work, you must really expect the person to be a super simp to pay for your attention only to mute the bloke again and again
I mean it is what it is, that or stay muted forever. #findomstr
If i muted someone, it is unlikely i want to unmute them for a few sats. And there is nothing stopping me just remuting once sats were received.
Going to be funny when they get unmuted after paying then immediately muted again 😂😂
I think the apology makes things complicated but sometimes mutes are done by accident or weren't meant to last forever in the first place. I would like a feature that would offer un-mute to muted accounts for an incremental amount. Start at 1sat and grow x5 every time. Allow to add an optional message. Show amount paid and messages once I click mute again. My client should just notify me of the un-mutes and the messages but it should not ask for explicit confirmation.
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New Idea... Zap likes that go to the npub and zap unlike that go to a charity of the zappers choice like nostr devs or open sats
You’re gonna be mighty busy…
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Lmaoooo this is amazing 😂
That’s racist.
We can say retarted again?? This is awesome
How do I get on the retard list?
That sounds fair. I'll try to behave.
What if I'm highly regarded high retard?
That's a high tariff
I already have problems with authority, dont tempt me
this had me in tears 😂😂😂 nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7etyv4hzumn0wd68ytnvv9hxgqg4waehxw309ajkgetw9ehx7um5wghxcctwvsqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dsq36amnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3dwp6kytnhv4kxcmmjv3jhytnwv46qz8thwden5te0dehhxarj94c82c3wwajkcmr0wfjx2u3wdejhgqguwaehxw309ahx7um5wghxy6t5vdhkjmn9wgh8xmmrd9skcqguwaehxw309ahx7um5wghxy6t5vdhkjmn9wgh8xmmrd9skcqghwaehxw309ahx7um5wghxvmt59emkj73wvf5h5qghwaehxw309ahx7um5wghxvmt59emkj73wvf5h5qg6waehxw309ahx7um5wghx7unpdenk2urfd3kzuer9wcq35amnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wdaexzmn8v4cxjmrv9ejx2aspz3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezummcw3ezuer9wcq3gamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wdau8gu3wv3jhvqgswaehxw309ahx7um5wgh8w6twv5q3qamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wwa5kuegpzfmhxue69uhk7enxvd5xz6tw9ec82cspzfmhxue69uhk7enxvd5xz6tw9ec82csprdmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujucnfw33k76twwpshy6ewvdhk6qgmwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxy6t5vdhkjmnsv9exktnrdaksz9mhwden5te0wfjkccte9e3h2unjv4h8gtnx095sz9mhwden5te0wfjkccte9e3h2unjv4h8gtnx095sz9rhwden5te0wfjkccte9ejxzmt4wvhxjmcpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3gamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwdehhxarj9e3xwqg5waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezucn8qyv8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnndehhyapwwdhkx6tpdsq3samnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwwdhx7un59eek7cmfv9kqzxrhwden5te0wajkccm0d4jjumn0wd68ytnhd9hx2qgcwaehxw309amk2mrrdakk2tnwdaehgu3wwa5kuegqyrxfjakevuy898yfqf7pzde5qwvl75gl036p2ca5ffd3lknmhpggkflul37
i’m sure to cash in on it.
worth every sat.
Espera, soy retardado?
I'm offended.
How's that?
Probably want to combine that with a strong enough web of trust correlation.
As a tard card holder, I appreciate the chance to buy my way back without putting on floaties. Nostr is truly a better community.
I'd rather a block then pay 10k sats.
Retardation time-lock.
Mute for 1-day, 1-month, 1-year etc..depending on severity of retardation.
Scalable fee to accelerate released or reduction in days.
Sentence can be commutted by the Nostr el-Presidente nostr:nprofile1qqsr7acdvhf6we9fch94qwhpy0nza36e3tgrtkpku25ppuu80f69kfqpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qghwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnw3ezucnpdejz7qg4waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t09ug4n6q3 on day-one only.
👍🏻 The mute button is a superpower we should all use more to preserve our own happiness.
But retardioncy is a spectrum which everyone is are part of
Challenge Accepted.
Anarchy is gay.
We are the people . 🤷🏼
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organic Incentive structures are fun to watch
nostr:note147v7t4ayjlujucyswv0fwnrkdxdz7wtnml94lumvtk2yslq7l9rqdgqtq6
Haha, this is great. Free speech it up Erik, love it.
was born with a visual impairment
retard since day 0 =D
Feel free to mute me 🤯
I’m retard mode only on #Nostr
Might as well get it out of the way.
Bitcoin is Peer 2 Peer Cash, not digital gold, not a savings technology, Bitcoin's value can only go up when its utility goes up (which is Digital Cash), Privacy is essential for sovereignty, SBR is antithetical to the value of money not controlled by states, or institutions, Michael Saylor is an opportunist not a Saint, Donald Trump is mid, a fair majority of the mining are in centralized pools, Custodial lightning is bad.
Let me know if I missed anything, or if that is sufficient.
Be an adult, understand that people have different opinions than you.
Let's normalize unmuting fee! 💯
whatever fellow retard
The people have spoken.
