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Potassium maxxing with the bananas

Look Iโ€™m gonna be honest. Idgaf about the potassium ๐Ÿคฃ

Or the sugar apparently ๐Ÿ˜‚

Correct lol I go to the gym so I can eat more fruit ๐Ÿ˜‚

Wellโ€ฆthe potassium dgaf about you too

Iโ€™ll just go back to apples if my bananas are gonna get mad at me

This is how I picture Stache in my mind. With a British accent innit

An old black white man with a British accent and no tech understanding ๐Ÿคฃ

I will picture him this way forever ๐Ÿ˜‚

My job here is done ๐Ÿ˜‚

Fixed

He said he worked with the government before. He probably issued the license to himself.

Mannnn where is nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 when you need him ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Raspberries

Yum. Up towards the top

Yes

Blackberries, raspberries and blueberries ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿพ

Yes blackberries too

Yes but in this order:

Raspberry

Blueberry

BlackBerry

I prefer the blackberries. But honestly theyโ€™re all good. We probably donโ€™t get the same varieties of fruit too

That is the order

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Raspberries over blueberries ๐Ÿคข

Raspberries are too fuzzy itโ€™s like eating a strawberry covered in pubes

Take that back

Iโ€™ve never thought to myself: I wanna try a raspberry smoothie ๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ

Super mid

NAH

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Oh are we veggie hating? Fuck those veg. Only meats ๐Ÿค™ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Seafood is better than meat meat

Lean and protein packed ๐ŸคŒ๐ŸคŒ

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Depending on location. When I lived in the west coast yes. When I live on the prairies, not so much.

Depends where but nah

I must have the gullet of seagull, Iโ€™ll eat the fuck out anything that is a whole food. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Same. Real food is so good.

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Seafood is mostly bad except salmon but like ehhh itโ€™s like overpriced chicken

Are fruit made out of meat? ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚

No but seriously about potassium. I know kiwis have some too. But less than the banana. And to Mahdoodโ€™s point, itโ€™s really easy to eat post workout

I'm just trying to figure out which thread I'm in ๐Ÿคฃ. Fruit and veg are the devil is popular and due for a reboot since we just did v4v zaps ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿคญ.

Easy to eat yes. But basically awful in every other way ๐Ÿ˜‚. I say this as a former fat person who paid attention to all the things going in. The sugar is the part that was the biggest problem...this is coming from a person who loves bananas ๐Ÿ˜’. Clementines and mini sweet peppers were the heavy hitter healthy foods.

I thought there was supposed to be a "sticking things in your butt" phase between v4v and devil veggies ๐Ÿค”

Am I that out of touch ๐Ÿคจ

Bananas boofing and v4v? ๐Ÿคฃ

Maybe the potassium absorbs better that way. Good shape too.

It would be better to just stab yourself in an arm vein and smush banana into the wound.

Iโ€™m not a scientist, but if you tried to stick a banana up the bhole, it would smush. The consistency is not strong enough for boofing. Think more cucumber for that

Cucumber appetizer with a banana finisher ๐Ÿคฃ

If you could make a hold in the cucumber and infuse the center with smushed banana, you could probably boof that ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

You have to go for the plantains, they're a bit more firm ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Who needs probiotic poopsicles, we got bananas ๐Ÿคญ

Iโ€™m looking for something with high amounts of potassium for recovery after training. Do you know anything that fits this? In fruits preferably. Easier to consume quickly after training

Dried apricots. A big handful is like 25% DV. Many nuts are high in it too.

The sugar is the problem with those too...and the gas ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ’จ. I LOVE dried apricots though.

Sugar might not be so bad post workout. Glycogen will be depleted so it has somewhere to go. I always give fruit a bit of a pass too for it's sugar levels, the included fiber and nutrients slows absorption compared to processed white. When I lost a ton of weight it was basically a meat dairy cabbage & fruit diet.

Dried apricots have fiber...trust me on this one...๐Ÿ˜‚. Finding dried fruit without added sugar is a nightmare, this may just be for me though. I need to get a dehydrator ๐Ÿค”

My wine making friend gifts me a huge jar of home dried sour cherries every year around this time. They are a fantastic dried fruit. Better than the candies!

I better call her and hook up a visit soon ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜‚

I need friends like this.

Iโ€™ll be very old when I start talking about dried fruit unironically. Like not as old as nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 but pretty old ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘ต I do like the dried fruits...just call me gramma

My dad used to have problems with his digestion. He was just fat and didnโ€™t take care of himself. But I remember he would munch on dried prunes and swear that the fiber was helping him lose weight. Then I learned that old people love prune juice which I thought was disgusting. Idk im hella discriminating but Iโ€™m dreading the day where I post on nostr about the health benefits of dried prunes and whatnot ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ

๐Ÿ˜‚ staying hydrated helps with digestion...the massive amount of sugar brings moisture to the gut and facilitates the digestion more than the tiny amount of fiber in prune juice... Drink water and poop well all the time ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

This. Every gram of carbs needs 4 grams of water for digestion. Stay hydrated!

I cut down on fruit for a few weeks and noticed I havenโ€™t been waking up thirsty in the morning lmao

I definitely need less water when eating minimal carbs ๐Ÿ’ฏ

It's also why people think low carb diets are magic when they lose 8 lbs in 3 days, but then get disappointed when it doesn't continue like that. It was just water weight, not fat ๐Ÿ˜…

Yea makes sense. I just wonder how much creatine impacts that too. I definitely need more water because of that.

That I've never looked into. But it's usually taken with fluids, so it probably balances out. Too much water is hard to do though. Possible, but unlikely.

It's hard to tell when you're high and have cotton mouth lol

So sugar is bad for hydration?

๐Ÿค” yes and no ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

A warriors drink.

That guy looks like a yarnlady snack

That is basically my diet ๐Ÿ˜‚

It's a good one ๐Ÿ‘ helped me knock off 40% of my body weight in a bit over a year.

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Post workout smoothie with creatine ๐Ÿ‘Œ

Foods that have a higher potassium level are veg, greens, beans, and legumes. Show up to the gym with a pot of beans and share ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.

I bet my potassium levels could kick all yโ€™allโ€™s potassium levelโ€™s asses (my diet is like 95% bean๐Ÿ˜‚)

Probably ๐Ÿ˜‚

Lmao itโ€™s not a competition ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

The problem with beans is that they have anti nutrients that block absorption of important nutrients. Same with nuts. Thatโ€™s why they donโ€™t help even though they have helpful vitamins and minerals.

Beets. They are a superfood. Roast some up for the week and you will have them for pre or post workout.

Several studies suggest that dietary nitrates like those found in beets may enhance athletic performance.

Nitrates appear to affect physical performance by improving the efficiency of mitochondria, which are responsible for producing energy in your cells (12Trusted Source).

According to one review, beetroot juice could enhance endurance by increasing how long it takes to become exhausted, boosting cardiorespiratory performance, and improving efficiency for athletes (13Trusted Source).

Promisingly, beet juice has also been shown to improve cycling performance and increase oxygen use by up to 20% (14Trusted Source, 15Trusted Source).

Pickled beets still retain the benefits?

Yes!

Fermented even better

Yum

Yum

Anything fermented is mostly good

Okay. Go down on a girl with a yeast infection if you mean that ๐Ÿคญ

An acquired taste like natto ๐Ÿคฃ

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Beats are the NASTIEST though

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I love em.

They taste great

Beets ๐Ÿซœ

Are very good.

They taste like dirt.

Beats ๐ŸŽง

By Dre arenโ€™t good.

They sound like dirt.

But if you roast them right, they turn in to sweet beets

Take this back. They are good. Roasted with some salt & pepper & stuff. Yum. Or pickled on a salad (or by themselves) yum.

AFAIK dates have a high amount of potassium, even higher than bananas. And theyโ€™re delicious IMHO (I could eat a ton of them, especially Madjool dates, but thatโ€™s just me ๐Ÿ˜‰).

Dates are delicious

Dried dates omg๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿพ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿพ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿพ

I tried dried fig once and it was surprisingly good. Some of the most delicious fruit look unappealing ๐Ÿ˜‚

Get out the food processor and make some date, coconut & almond energy bars. Now you're cooking, all 3 are good for potassium.

I heard this too. Theyโ€™re pretty easy to eat just gotta spit out the seed.

I think coconut water is king of potassium ?

It seems like dried apricots have the highest level.

Iโ€™ve heard someone refer to mango as a meat. Like when theyโ€™re trying to get all of it out lol they referred to it as mango meat ๐Ÿ˜‚

Opinions and assholes, idgaf about yours and mine matter.

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Mine matters, no one else's does ๐Ÿ˜‚

What if cheese gets a hemorrhoid? You rubbing some cream on that hole or nah? ๐Ÿ˜‚

He can take care of his own ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚...I'm lying, I'm too much a mom to not take care of it.

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I would do it for puzz for sure

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