I really need to clean (close) my browser tabs.

Got like 100 to 500 across multiple browsers.

I do this process every year or so, I think x3

Love and kindness 🧘‍♀️

Your Zelda art has that perfect blend of cute and courageous. Makes me wish I could paint something permanent instead of watching nostrcade lobbies blink in and out of existence.

I refuse to acknowledge the gacha “community” as a real community, just like I refuse to acknowledge gacha “gaming” as real gaming 🥴

Good morning 🌻💜🫂

Have a great week! ✨

I can't take the gacha community seriously at all

Problem: I don't know how to relax.

I know how to work. I know how to parent. I know how to maintain my home. I know how to party with my friends... but I don't think I know how to relax.

How do you relax?

Also would add: bends the world to his will without raising his voice.

One time I got on a plane with three rabbits, the flight attendants seemed to think that no rabbits is the normal amount on a flight.

I immediately burst into tears on the suggestion that they go into the hold, convinced they would die of fright. The flight attendant demanded we leave the plane then, and my man at the time looked at me and told me that I must stop crying and stay calm. He said, "I need to trust you to not act crazy, you trust me to handle everything ok?"

They escorted us to the exit where he demanded to speak to the captain. I stood in the open door, wind blowing in my hair, an army of flight attendants glaring at me. After a moment the pilot appeared. I don't even know what my man said, but he always got his way.

His energy had that quiet dominance. No one ever went against his will. It was like magic to me.

The captain agreed the flight attendants were being ridiculous and the rabbits were fine as long as I didn't let them out of the carrier. We were escorted back to our seats and given free drinks and apologies for the trouble.

I was at a bitcoin meetup and a dude casually pulled out a pocket knife and started trimming his nails with the blade while explaining how he got on a bitcoin standard.

(You know who you are 🤣)

Reminds me of my university years, when presenting our team project and getting a B, we asked the undergrad grading it what we should have next time to do better (since we were feeling fairly good about it). He looked at the wall, taking that question seriously, and then gave us (all male team in a predominantly male school) the most honest response: 'I dunno, boobs probably.'

Had a little talk with Her while on a little hike on the weekend. About love languages, expectations and such. Though after that, well, it is what it is. Yesterday She talked about Her colleague that unexpectedly opened up about her troubles at home. They have languages swapped (she has physical touch, he has acts of service/attention, while we are exactly the other way around) and she is not getting hers fulfilled enough so she has to cope on her own and even said that she can see a divorce sometime in the future. (Can't wrap my head around that, saying it after a month(!) in her (second!) marriage 😯) Bottom line: She wanted to express that She can now better understand my perspective. So a win, I guess? 😅

Swapping my last 3 silver coins for fiat and then sats today. #rideordie

Fix? Haha... I don't need fix... I am ok...heh, I am ok. Stop it, I am ok, right guys?

I am ok. 😶‍🌫️

If you and your wife come to town … I will purchase you both one. 🥰

It’s a frozen banana 🍌 dipped in chocolate. They come with and without nuts 🌰

Do you know what a moose horn is?

Careful! Ripe one can easily break apart and choke you (not in a good way). If you had it peeled, that's it. You have it peeled, right? 😅

You should try to make them! It's quite a quick recipe and I believe knowing what they should look like definitely helps 😅

I am quite resourceful in using AI agents to aid my work. To the point I am kinda a local expert solely by the knowledge I have learned just as a side effect of that. I always sweat a little when someone asks me if they help me do work faster. I mean, just yesterday I worked from home, managed to do a full day's work, wear a collar, clean the toilets, wash bed clothes, do a grocery run, bake salmon served on parmesan sauce (not so great outcome, should really learn better recipes for salmon cooking), prep some learning cards for my kid learning English vocabulary.... Oh, you meant WORK work. Yeah, nah, I think I actually do less...

What? Out of sats for zapping again? Maybe I should follow an example of many and stack instead 🤔

Yearning and horny >:-)

That feeling when there is a new notification 😍

...and it's a content report about nudity 😮‍💨

...on a self-tagged nsfw post 🤨

#why