nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat you should see that interview. Wild
Discussion
Link?
I don’t have it. I’m trying to remember who shared it. Maybe nostr:npub1hmmjfah37m94fycvyw42y0mrnw96ke73948n03fmfr5gj2fs77xq0juy2s or nostr:npub1jfn4ghffz7uq7urllk6y4rle0yvz26800w4qfmn4dv0sr48rdz9qyzt047 ?
Just search under faggy balet dancing queen.
nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 comes up & Tupac. Click on Tupac.
I think I found it
Disinformation… based soley on statistics🤨
In actual fact ghey is statistically much more common in the generation of my younger cohorts in the ⭕️🤔
Hmm…I’m going with facts over stats🤷🏽♂️
ABBA that dancing queen!!!👀😂 
And this generation was raised by your generation so it’s your fault for being closeted gheys 😂
We were trying to let yalls “use ur words”…shoulda been spanking I spose🤔🧐😂🤷🏽♂️
We can’t see your primal responses sir lol
My Damus feed is really slow right now🤷🏽♂️
Clear cache maybe
Under settings/Appearance 
Quant for the win
Your eyes tell it all
Thank you
Thank you for this i laughed put for real. My wife thinks I’m retarded. She’s right.
Laughter is great 😂🫂
My son is HOUSING some chicken nuggets right now. I'd rather it was ribeye but he's so difficult and he's getting his protein. So when I, from the kitchen, chortled over your eyeball meme she looked at me like "wtf, we're trying to do something here" It's ok, she's right, the kid needs meat focus.
Protein for the young ones is important 😂
I'm desperate to get him to eat properly.
First thing you have to admit is that it’s your fault he eats poorly to begin with. Now you just gotta start correcting that. Whatever it takes.
Kids are kids….they gonna “kid” …left to their own devices they’d live offa Cheetos and Mac n cheese
U sound like a great dad!! he…you…yall are gonna figure it out
….some of the best athletes I grew up with ate mostly junk until they were in their mid teens…they were picky eaters and our generation’s parents didn’t know any better…it’s amazing the human race has survived 😂
In what will seem like the snap of someone’s fingers he’s gonna be fussing at u about ur diet😳🌅🫡
I appreciate that Stacey. It's been a struggle.
It gets way better🌅
2yo tends to be tough🤯
But 4 yo will prolly blow u away (in retrospect) ul prolly wish u coulda frozen them in time at 4
Savor it all…u may find urself wishing some of the tough ages away…but I promise u one day ul miss it all (every frickin age)…old videos will make u ball like a baby😉
Stacey trying to hide his giant brain, big heart, and considerable life experience behind stale memes is getting old.
Gotta hide sum o ur cards😉🫡 
wait, Stace is a genius?
Nothin like frenz and siblings to keep u grounded😳🤨😂🫡
We’ll keep you nice and grounded 😂
Don’t worry about it
Exactly 🤣
This thread about to not work on my screen
Is this amethyst?
Yes
Yes it is, but there's always landscape
Let’s see if we can break landscape 👀
Meanwhile primal users in large threads
https://video.nostr.build/fc126cb347c02142ab9a5dda623bc7e2ed951c275de38340f29fc1cd5b5ce2b5.mp4
Primal threading is rough, best search and custom feeds though
It has its place, I know you and sats love it 😁
It’s their favourite 🤭
I want to love it. Their feeds are the best. It doesn’t spam you with countless reposts like damus does. But the replies just don’t work and the stats are always wrong. I’ve had a post that said I got 73 reactions but it was only like 8 lol
100% notifications are delayed, repeated, broken, slow. Threads don't open when you click them. And even the zapping has been unreliable
I'm just a big custom feeds guy and no other client does it well
Can’t edit the custom searches once their saved. Not much updates or too far apart…
One day we will have a perfect client. Until that day I will use 17 of them 🤝
This is the way. We have to test it all. We kinda have to keep shitposting in these long threads. It’s for the future of nostr
On a scale of 1 to 1000 notes how much do you think Jake Wood house is regretting his initial who should I follow note
Yes 😂
Holy shit I forgot that’s how this thread started 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I had to charge my phone battery 3 times today 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My kids think it’s funny as shit🤨…I’ve fussed for years over how anyone can drain their batteries 3 times a day😳🤷🏽♂️😂
I miss being able to change out my phone battery. This was like peak phone usability.
Me too. The battery being depleted wasn’t a good reason to replace the whole phone. You could just replace the battery. Have an extra one at home…
I had to get a new phone because I microwaved my iPhone 12
Did it explode in there? 👀
Naw wasn't in there long, just sizzled a little.
How did it get in there? Were you lacking some sleep?
During periods of high stress, sometimes I sleep walk. I thought I was warming a bag of frozen milk for my son. Considering we don't warm the milk that way, I fucked up twice. Once in my dream and simultaneously in reality. Luckily my wife came in from the garage and was like "wtf are you doing" and i quickly stopped the micro. It felt kind of good to be without a phone for 18 hours or so.
Good thing it didn’t explode in there. And good thing your wife caught the situation in time 🫂
Ya no doubt, could have been a disaster with those fucking lithium bombs in there.
I can’t imagine having to deal with sleep walking. Is there anyway to stop it? Seems so dangerous
Pretty sure I stop it by getting my shit together. But yes, its incredibly distressing to find myself completely out of control in the middle of the night and watching my perceived reality reconstitute itself in real time to accord with actual reality. I've never done anything bad but it doesn't feel good.
Are you semi conscious? Or not at all? Is it like dreaming?
It's like dreaming, but then the memory of the actions/perceptions in the dream get retroactively aligned with the last few seconds of whatever I was doing in real life.
Why do they say not to wake someone while sleep walking?
I don't know, but those people are stupid. If we all get together and I'm sleep walking and about to piss in the oven (never happened but it could) please wake me the fuck up.
There’s a privacy phone called the librem that lets you change out the battery
That’s smart.
Now Apple lets you replace it for a fee. But I feel like replaceable is better. Especially if the battery gets warm or expands and then damages the phone components
I didn’t know they let you replace it for free? How many times do they allow that?
Lurking 😂😂😂😂😂
Pretty sure he muted us a long time ago 
Us and the thread 100% 🤣🤣🤣
Half of nostr probably muted all of us by now 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Client 18. 
It’s working! 🤭
I formally nominate everyone in this thread to be the official newcomer greeting team (excluding me…Im far too busy)
Welcome to nostr.
Please get with nostr:npub12rze589jx0gg6kslkjfl2gxxkhtlw73t5shyve5qrglrv6c2qflqejj7ns to receive your welcome packet.
😂mfer!
👆😂 
#Amethyst i read it like this:
Jo
Node
Wtf
This
Is
Not
Funny
☝️😂☝️
We broke your amethyst 🤣🤣
nostr:nprofile1qqsyvrp9u6p0mfur9dfdru3d853tx9mdjuhkphxuxgfwmryja7zsvhqpzamhxue69uhhv6t5daezumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tcpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctcscpyug 👀 they did it 🦾💜🫂☝️😂
Beautiful UX 🤣
I can’t stop looking at it 🤣
This is how we win.
We've already won.
You missed the power ranger rant
Does
It
Change
Things
To
Write
Notes
Like
This
Or
Does
It
All
Look
The
Same
🤣
🤣
🤣
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What the fuck is this insanity? Amethyst mini? 🤣
Too much shitposting. Amethyst is rate limiting the screen 😂😂
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Not enough lines
We broke nostr rip 1–19-2025
What does this picture look like on amethyst
kkkkkkkkk
We are finding the bugs. Nostr devs needs us regards 🫡
Are we breaking Amethyst too? 🤣
Damus holding strong
Countin on it🫡
she doesnt understand we are solving the worlds problems here.
My wife thinks I’m retarded with nostr as well
😳…and uv managed to keep this from her how long?😂😂😅
TY my fren🫡
I’m almost afraid to ask😳
How?
…and FU ahead of time nostr:npub1ng8zqsa04gzk5y4ch0nh43xrrpwqu27ydvf24s2cdzg5gv3upc7qycqjc0 and nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat 🤨🤨 
Yall shouldn’t be letting kids teach you how to raise kids 😂
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We were trying to let yalls “use ur words”…shoulda been spanking I spose🤔🧐😂🤷🏽♂️ 
This convo is so fuckin wild I have no idea what's being referred to here
Sega, football, Nintendo, power rangers, ballet dancing. What else am I missing?
Leg day 😂
You mean hockey? 🏒
No. I mean leg day 🏋️♂️
I’m teasing my friend Sats
That’s nostr:npub134u08yp6rdcgcamfdcra9aysvhne9wpssft8ntm9qvfu95erxdcqx9qjkm Node
He knows what he said. And he knows hockey is the best leg day on the planet. Nic knows.
Good not best. 🤫
Best workout on the planet. Athletically working out much better than see heavy thing & lift it.
One leads to tons of potential injuries. The other leads to glory.
All the hockey in the world won’t protect your bone density or help against osteoporosis. Lifting heavy weights will
You talk about injuries but getting checked full spead into the band by a 250lb player in the NHL will give you brain injury. Or that player that got eviscerated by a skate blade while he was on the ice.
If you lift properly and take appropriate rest days, you don’t get injured.
David knows 😂
Does he have a speech impediment or something? Or is he using "leg day" as an synonym to hockey? 🤔
It’s a Canadian thing.
They also say Aboot
You know Nic is one of us right? 🤣
Lifting heavy weights > Hockey
^
Imagine being more wrong that an ETH maxi 😬
I wouldn’t know how that feels . Perhaps you can enlighten us 🤣🤣
Pew pew pew 
You have the right to remain silent
Idk what's going on here but I somehow got into this beta stress test. For the 2. time.
Seems to work ok, you can release.
😂👌👌👌🍿🍿🍿🍿🔥
We break shit. To make it better.
We are now getting professional memes 👆😂😂😂😂😂
This is so fuckin funny. 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️
That poor Jake Woodhouse guy just asked one simple question and someone unleashed this 🫨... anyway I'm only here for the testing 🫣
Op every time the ⭕️ jumps into a thread https://video.nostr.build/ecda868dd4fe4fa7a662815f7be99677f69d45e411316ee7c37d3bba7f57fd9c.mp4
We are legion.
Can’t see the video. Maybe it takes a bit of time to load
Got to let the free market do it's thing!
😂😂
At least you know now whom to follow: ⭕ (it's a cult)
We’re not a cult. Just a group of retards
https://video.nostr.build/83882811f1c858f37c0f328e1c83d94262b41782e0bb7ebe3f255e6cd646a80e.mp4
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣
Accurate. 👌😂👆
You guys are great.
Yoooo 🤣🤣🤣
Made that one myself
Uh oh. It’s learning. Evolving.
We’re gonna need more pew pew
Kamehameha
Where do you find this 🤣🤣🤣
That is Mahmoud after eating falafel he made that meme
Who’s Mahmoud? 🤣🤣🤣
You mean Mahdood? 🤭🤭🤭
This is his falafel eating name. Like Joey Chestnut (real name). In any case, when Mahdood is eating falafel he purchases the garbanzo-pastry under the nym: Mahmoud
That is an actual picture of me from the hood back in the day. But I ain’t no mahmoud. I don’t eat falafel cuz seed oils. I’ll eat some organic hummus though 😂
Dude come to my house, I'll make you some fuckin' falafel fried in tallow and your mom will cry. This is totally not ghey, but all I want to do is cook for you bitches, you have no idea.
Bonfire with the ⭕️ when?
I think it would be a banger
Me showing mcd how to play football https://video.nostr.build/8678af6c4d6b3fdbbe83ad4a0f00c44ee837a5bc8d7bab94d7c40debde944263.mp4
Buddy pass.
Friendly fire
This thread make me proud to be a @tardstr… I’m still finding offshoots of it that are a day or more old and I missed and lmaoing
What a bunch o maroons😂😂🫡
Shout out to nostr:npub1ltz38gwwmmg740r5qlqjn96gth5thv5wmhkwlgqks9lu3485q7jsy6k4fh for whatever TF this was🤔🤷🏽♂️…ur always welcome to sit with the ⭕️ at the cafeteria o special😂🫡
*the council has approved extra rations of “reduced for quick sale” dairy products 
Also, FWIW, I called it that it was you and zaps for kamehameha with a gat in the sleeve
Do you have the blicky in your sleeves bro😭
I got that thang on me
Pew pew pew 🤣🤣
My office manager (awesome lady) and I showed each other our pieces last night at the end of the day. (HR was not required). I love that folks in my office carry.
Pretty cool!
We're not even a criminal defense firm and most of us are strapped daily. This is the Florida way
I’ll have to visit Florida someday. My fellow 🍁 seem to love it
Get your ass here. Take your kids to Disney, I live just outside of the park land (its a big area don't doxx me). Maybe you can drag these other MFers too and we can wear our kids out at Disney and then feast on my patio. This is aspirational. NDA documents and Faraday bags will be provided at the door.
😂
Do NDAs apply to Canadians?
My contracts apply to everyone, everwhere, forever.
Yes
I've established a 15 foot radius around me that is permanent Chatham House Rules unless I'm in a deposition in which case everything you say its going to be held against you.
Chatham? Is that an area in Florida?
Bookmarked this. This is too funny 🤣
I’ll have to revisit this from time to time
What kind of psychopath watches Terminator and says, "cool! I want to build some of those!"
🤣🤣
Yes
nostr:npub1mlzz3vhzrv4j5rs2d70sun254qhw5s4l2s2amf6nx6c3epp844psevkygu there should be an option to mute the thread
Can’t zap you on this. Odd
Let me check. TestFlight did an update. Uh oh. Something’s changed.
Zap.army if you need to re-enable note zaps
I think I’m back. Had to launch TestFlight & accept again. I hate app updates.
Not sure if mine are going through though
Try again. Send 1 Sat.
Tried again. On this and on the frog. Didnt work
wtf. So weird.
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nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve 👆see if this goes through. Could need to revamp the whole thing.