Wine is the most masculine drink

“But what about beer?”

Beer is literally estrogenic

It’s feminine by nature

But you got psyopped by bud light commercials

Wine has always been the drink of winners and men of power

Whisky is medication for the masses

Drink wine.

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Buckfast

If you like being a winner, drink wine.

If you like being a weiner, well then fill in the blank…

I don't discriminate. 😁

What about mead? Its honey wine, right?

Love wine and hate beer (and whiskey), people should drink whatever the hell they want

But for me 🍷🍷🍷🍾

My opinion as well

Bud Light is not beer. It’s lager

Beer is found in proper British pubs. And if you go in one and say “beer is for girls”, the locals will box your head off and drown you in their moobs. Cheers 🍻

Give me more science

Ok. You walk into a pub, the locals are drunk as a fart because they’ve been there all afternoon. They all have man boobs because they’ve been doing this for years, in excess, and the estrogen from the hops has built to significant levels. You’re American, so they’re already suspicious, then you say, “beer is for girls”…….

Here’s more science for you. It’s all about the order of consumption……”Beer then wine, feeling fine. Wine then beer, feeling queer”

A sign of high interlect and self control

Drug dealer says “buy my product”.

Prove me wrong

Bud Light told us this in plain sight...

Damn this hits hard

The French approves 👍🏻

On a very rare occassion, an organic lager with some beef patties and good pickles can really hit the spot. 🍺

Follow up the next day with a big serving of well cooked white button mushrooms to sweep the estrogen from the gut. 🍄‍🟫

Think every few years when making a memory with family or the boys. 🌞

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What about methylated spirits? They get you proper wavy!

How?

Try it and see…

Dayum… he’s right you know.

Yes, when a man drinks a lot of beer starts driving like a women... Avoid!

Where does prison Orange juice fermented with spit prison drink fit in? For gays, because of prison you know?

Pruno? It's peak masculinity. Tastes like crap tho

No I won't drink central nervous system depressants

I'm glad you found contentment and am rooting for you 🤝

I am gonna keep posting about wine

My homemade cider is better.

Proof pls

Come round and you can try it. New batch on the go already.

Let's trade bottles

Sure, I’m up for it. Shipping might be an issue.

U in Europe?

Deepest darkest Staffordshire, UK.

It's so over

I know.

Is wine testosteronic? 🤪 I really hope so! Or only neutral in that sense?

When you're drinking it, yes it is, but not after.

It has something that inhibits your body's ability to filter out testosterone from your blood.

Wow! More wine, then😀

Yes

Wine is for wankers. There’s a million different kinds because it’s more art than science, and nature affects it way more. I can ask for a pint of my favorite IPA just about anywhere in town and I know what it’s going to taste like. If I’m at a restaurant, I have to ask for a wine list, decide to pay 2x on something I’ve never heard of and pray to god that it’s going to be decent. Who knows if it will be there next time I go and it’s rarely at another restaurant. But it’s definitely better than beer with certain types of food. We just need more consistency and less pretentiousness.

Damn I triggered you good

So shook he better wait to pop that pilsner top or he gonna:

Not triggered in the least. Just bouncing that shilly shill right back at cha 😂

I’ll drink whatever I’m in the mood for and give zero fucks about why this particular drug is better than that other drug. Live and let live.

I'm rooting for you 🤝

I use wine on linux.

Cheers.

Ill drink to that

Selling alcohol, I see.

Reminds me of the " It's toasted" ad from tv series "Madmen".

Fuckin eh

true

Beer creates man boobs - so wine is the obvious choice!

As a whiskey drinker, that whiskey take is good. I need to shape up.

I love whiskey occasionally

You just changed my whole worldview on wine and whiskey with one post. And I was never a fan of beer anyways.

Our ancestors knew this.

Why does that baby mammoth have tusks. Looks photoshopped. 🤔

That’s an adult mammoth. Men grew larger then due to increased levels of testosterone associated with wine consumption.

Well in that case it’s clear it was ‘this guys’ turn to kill his pet mammoth.

I hear you. But a hazy IPA after mowing the lawn… whew.

GAY

but also, totally agree

That's it, enough is enough, I'm not gonna drink anymore wine till you manage to smuggle a bottle (or even better, a whole box) over here. #Europoors also have the right to feel masculine again! 😄

Europoors rekt again

Interesting

Warm milk. Y'all can judge all you want, it's the best.

Ok, but have you tried Rakia?

all forms of alcohol has metabolites that destroy your balls.

While you're drinking, wine raises your t tho

Alcohol is a shitcoin

Okay well I make wine and am gonna keep talking about it. If that triggers you, you should mute me

Big dick energy 😎👊

To you

I bet you're fun at parties.

Don't care what ai thinks

Whisky for the masses?! Lol

Are u the masses?

beer is for buttfucking

Dang Justin. You would know

You know this is true by all the IPA titties I see on dudes.

I only know Wine as a windows application translation layer ._.