AIRPORT SECURITY TOLD ME TO BUTTON UP MY SHIRT LMFAO

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Did you?

We need answers Odell

LAUGHED AND DID TWO.

nostr:npub10mtatsat7ph6rsq0w8u8npt8d86x4jfr2nqjnvld2439q6f8ugqq0x27hf just so you know his response lol primal problems

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what a bunch of prudes

They were jealous of God

Did you take it off and button it up?

LIVE FREE!!!!9

โ€ฆciting โ€œsuspicious chest hair.โ€

Did u?

Were you talking to them in ALL CAPS? ๐Ÿ˜‚

Are you still doing 100 pushups a day? You might be intimidating them ๐Ÿ‘€

Have to keep the public safe!

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And hike up those pants, sonny.

We've been all meaning to tell you....

It's been distracting the flight crew.

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Button up your shirt, don't be obscene. Also bend over and grab your ankles for the cavity search.

Tell em you were just getting ready for the full searches lol

They know who you are maybe ๐Ÿ˜‚

Did you smile for the optional photo?

Iโ€™m siding with security on this one

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Too bad you didnโ€™t happen to have your tear away pants on

We call that a Unbuttoned Block

FUCK THE TSA ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

If you are not comfortable with these responsibilities, please let them know and they can move you.

They were OK with the CAPSLOCK though?

Dude watches CD and is in on the meme.

Just tell them to stay humble.

your chest is a national security risk?

Which I would have replied "Take a long leap off the tip of my dick". This is why I don't fly lol

Baby, it's cold outside

They are just trying to see if youโ€™re rocking a Bitcoin shirt or if itโ€™s Buttcoin

DID YOU TELL THEM YOUโ€™RE HUMBLE ENOUGH.

idiots

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You are not the first

COMMIE BULLSHIT

Decency

IF DECENY WERE A REQUIREMENT TO FLY 90% WOULD BE ON THE NO FLY TRIP.

POWER TRIP PLAIN AND SIMPLE.

Commie decency

I sometimes have to take off my shirt on airports ๐Ÿคฃ

become ungovernable

hope you donโ€™t chose that hill to die on Matt, we need you brother

RESPECT THEIR AUTHORITIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

2 buttons max or straight to jail

LEGIT DID JUST TWO - FELT LIKE THE BARE MINIMUM ๐Ÿ˜‚

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somebody had to.

damn terrorist.

Can't be belly out in the airport JFC

Well it is the humble thing to do to be fair

IF I WERE YOU ID TAKE OUT THE BUTTONS

YOU CANT BUTTON UP A SHIRT WITH NO BUTTONS

REAL MAN OF GENIUS SLEEPY

My last two brain cells have really been pulling their weight lately

SHOULD'VE TOLD THEM YOU LIVE FREE!!!

GOOD POINT. WILL TRY THIS NEXT TIME.

MAN OF THE JUNGLE

New era, get with the program

Sir, sir, your swagger is threatening the normies.

Please tell me you responded with ALL CAPS!!

ALWAYS IMPORTANT TO SPEAK CLEARLY.

Don't let the man hold you down : )

Donโ€™t be a slut

Tell them you quit their fiat Airlines and will fly Nostra Air next time.

I wouldโ€™ve told them thank you for your service

GOT NOTHING TO HIDE

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You were causing a disturbance with the ladies around.

You could also said you have a rare form of Koumpounophobia (Fear of buttons), that you have made progress hece the first buttos you can touch, but not the ones close to your neck. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜

THEY DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT THOSE GUNS

Did you tell him to button lipโ€ฆ

You showing nipples now or what? Lol

freedom to show chest hair

I was told my shirt is untucked, when it was untucked intentionally

Ridiculousness. Someone was on a โ€œpower tripโ€.

they're not wrong lol

lol they are clearly not bullish enough

you advise them to eat your ass?

โ€œThat hairy Bitcoiner dude over there, letโ€™s fuck with himโ€

how many buttons were undone Matt, like RHR Friday afternoon status? ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‚

WAIT, WHAT.

I WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU TO UNBUTTON A FEW MORE ๐Ÿ˜‰

"WITH ALL DUE RESPECT SIR/MA'AM, SUCK MY DICK ๐Ÿ˜ฝ "

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Did you comply?

You know he said "mandables then bitcoin standard".