I’m pooping
Discussion
Well sheeeeeiit.
People don’t know how to actually shitpost because they’re constipated IMO
Carnivore is the cause for the lack of quality shitposting on nostr.
YOU said it 😂🫂
I had diarrhea every day when I tried carnivore. Sometimes I thought they were farts 😭
Interestinnnnng. Probably microbiome related
This isn’t a shitpost. Who are you and what did you to the real noshole? The real noshole would never make a scientific inquiry 🧐
I get scientific about feces
I don’t believe it
You caught me. I ate her and sold her skin
Give her back right now
Too much fat maybe?
I have leaky gut. Unashamed member of the never trust a fart club.
I have a classically trained butthole so I always know when it’s shit vs fart
How can I train my butthole?
Buttsicle
I’m scared to ask what that is
How did you miss the multi day buttsicle conversation?
That’s a much nicer way of saying the Alaskan pipeline
Been really busy with important life stuff. Wish I could be on nostr more.
You were totes here for buttsicle gayte.
Butt kegels dude
I’m not sure I can do this
I had some orange juice today but I'm still not taking such a high risk gamble.
Common core buttholes just don't function the same in the real world.
There's always that danger zone though where you're not 💯 sure, resulting in a shart!
Only if I’m like sick or ate something sketchy
I follow the animal based diet now. One of the criticisms I hear about this diet from carnivores is that you have to be intentional about how much you eat in carbs because you can still overeat fruit. But if overeating fat is an issue on a carnivore diet, then that means I have to be intentional about that too. That’s not the idea they sold me lol my understanding was you should trust your body and eat until satiated.
I eat protein then fiber. Fat seems to come naturally without thinking. If I'm eating something really sugary I try to add nuts. Got that last bit from wearing a continuous glucose monitor for a bit. Amazing how much that lowers the blood sugar spike from identical carb loads.
Other than that avoid my trigger foods which pretty much forces me to eat home cooked whole foods anyways.
I should take some selfies next time
is this a shitpost? ^^
Appears to be
All right, let's continue.
💩
Hope everything came out okay
I hope so too just cuz I have stuff to do
Getting shit done today 👀🤭
But I’m dilly dallying
Better than some alternatives
Yeah I’m 98% not gonna smoke crack today
That's good, heard once that crack is whack and crack is cheap
Yeah and who doesn’t like a cheap whack?
I prefer a moderately priced whack myself
Two ladies talking about pricing whacks. Come on now.
Modern women am I right? 🤮
😂 is it better if we started out talking about crack?
😂🤣
You does it so the peoples know
we need a shitpost news feed on this regular event
Noice