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Dan Wedge
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Ok now I am going to bed

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The nostr kingdom has grown docile & boring without you.

Why go to bed when you can make midnight breakfast sausage?

Well done, our town has the same issue, thankfully I haven't had many as gruesome encounters as you. 🫂

If yer a canuck you can sing this word for word

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5aBLvjWnpfA

Sorry what are we talking about?

GM WELCOME BACK MY FRIENDS TO THE SHOW THAT NEVER ENDS. WE ARE SO GLAD YOU COULD ATTEND

#ODELLSUMMER

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cc6ymS4NGxg&pp=ygUja2FybiBldmlsIDkgZW1lcnNvbiBsYWtlIGFuZCBwYWxtZXI%3D

Mean if you like scrubbing pans & losing flavour lol

Unfortunately Not this year, we are still building up the kids' stamina to camp.

Gn,

Btw its the only answer

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Agreed, I feel like the possibilities are here, we are still scheming them up.

But you're very good at corny chat

That looks amazing, I am letting my few seed this year and so I can build up my supply for planting next year

I have made my own, it made ice cream better, beer worse

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So, story time, southern parenting triggered me. Deal.

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He gave Kajoonior a sip and that baby smiled and reached for the can. My dad laughed and said "nah, buddy. That's for grown ups" and then started to walk away. My sweet, innocent, coonass and canadian child got up off the floor and started following my dad for more beer. First steps for more sips.

Pardon me. Coonass & Canadian‽

Drop da J its clouding yer mind

“Numb nuts” is underused in todays vernacular

Welcome to a mosquet wonderful place, if you need any assistance please don't hesitate to reach out.

What are your you Interested in Terri?

The proletariat will rise up when they are suffincantly oppressed. Until then we shall be disadvantaged, scared that our pittance will be taken away leaving us with nothing.

“A child is not responsible for the adults emotions”

https://fountain.fm/episode/KMYIiBvoCIaRL1nHVlEK

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Ew 😂

Not the advert he was looking for I think, but the soap is fantastic

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full report for friends asking:

Freak accident last night, slipped and fell at a BBQ, and a fillet knife sliced my peroneal nerve and a major artery, all the way into my shin bone. I didn’t feel anything, but I looked down and saw my bone and the wound pouring.

I was bleeding out fast. I applied pressure with my hand directly on the exposed artery and bone and hopped over to my friends. My friends and I tied a tank top around the wound, jammed in a pen for a makeshift tourniquet, wound it up tight to stop the bloodflow, then made two more above and below the wound with our shirts. That quick response bought me enough time for my friend to get me to the ER.

We waited in the ER for about an hour before getting seen by a nurse. She opened the tourniquet, took pressure off, and she got sprayed, shin exposed, artery wide open. She tried to clean it a bit the we out the pressure back on. Then we sat in the hallway to wait for a doctor.

The ER doc said they weren’t equipped to stop the bleeding. At this point I’m getting dizzy and shaky cause the shock was wearing off. Very nervous. They said they weren’t outfitted to handle that kind of bleeding, so they didn’t want to dress it. They spent some time debating whether to gamble and try to close it themselves, or spend hours transferring me to a severe trauma surgeon in another hospital.

Finally, one doctor made the call. He joked I was holding up the patient line. He opened the tourniquet, cleaned the wound, and stitched the artery, deep tissue, fascia, and everything back together, inside and out. Two hours and several injections of antibiotics and pain killers later, I was stitched up and stable.

I’m home now. Stuck in bed, leg elevated. Can’t walk or move much. The pain didn’t hit until this morning and it’s unbearable to be honest. Never had anything like it. The doctors said I’m incredibly lucky.

Still waiting to see if I’ll need surgery, depending in how the nerves and tissues heal, and how bad the nerve damage is. Had a nice house call today to reassess and clean and get more pain killers and antibiotic injections. They said fortunately it was a very sharp knife, so the nerves may reconnect smooth. There’s a lot of parts of my leg that numb out randomly, and some drop foot when I try to move, but I’m optimistic it will heal well. Not too much bleeding so the artery seems good. Just monitoring for infection and trying to manage pain and inflammation now.

No swimming, no jiu-jitsu, no walking for a while. But I’m really grateful for the helpful visitors, my neighbors, the support, and especially the friends who stayed calm under pressure and saved my life.

Anyway, accidents happen. Going as well as can be. I’m definitely going to invest some more time into emergency prep, and I think it's worthwhile for everyone to consider learning some basics too. If you have any suggested material on this please send it 🤙

Glad yer still here man, hope you heal quick

What a beautiful morning

#farmupdate

Its one in the same, its a prommisory note to a bank of sats. There are risk but its instant and easily moved back to the lightning network as needed.

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We need to start changing our language AK. Hes the bitcoin standard.

#NothingGoldCanStay

And a breathing air drinking water mood?