How do you secure your private key? Wrong answers only
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BUILD A WALL
Tattoo on forearm.
Google Cloud
Apple notes
Memorize the hex
make it your legal first name
Tattoo’d on my forearm for easy access
4Chan Post
.txt file in Dropbox
Encrypt it and inscribe it on the bitcoin chain
always give out to public 😅💜
Lol just read that at least 3 of us said the same thing at the same time
Sent it on whatsapp text to my mom
Ordinals
Get some fancy calligraphy appliqué and put it up in my kitchen.
Put the paper around my dog’s collar
I have Gandalf tweet it.
I wear it formatted as a phone number on my tshirt.
Actually extremely secure.
Screenshot and print
1 dont 2 have 3 specific 4 method 5 but 6 usually 7 writing 8 them 9 casually 10 behind 11 toilet 12 doors
Posted to Twitter - nobody goes there anymore
You DM Elon your nsec.
Bought a drone air show to secure mine in the air 🥰
Offline Minecraft world XYZ coordinace containing a book with the seed words.
🤣 tsssssssssss boom
share it on facebook
Airbrushed on a T-shirt at SixFlags that’s incorporated into a T-shirt quilt that’s then vacuum sealed with other quilts and then stored in a haunted attic.
or Stickies
Reminder: another great thing about hoarding sats is that your survivors won't be forced to haul them to a landfill because they were ruined by rat turds or cat pee, or contained lead paint. 😂
It is in my brain. If I get Alzheimer’s, I’m taking all the bitcoin with me. 😆
Tattooed on my forearm.
Secure in tweet
Seed word etched in my concrete garage floor.
Write it on a post it note and put it on the office refrigerator
tattooed on the inside of my bottom lip. backwards so i can read it in the mirror
Literally perfect
Leave it in twitter bio
I DM them to myself on Damus
Ask my kids to memorize them, then throw away my copies
I was supposed to save that?
Backup nsec in bio.
Very carefully
Inscription, duh
DM it to me.
Buried directly under the Earth’s sun during block 500,000
Ayeee. What did I do wrong? Trying again
#[1]
I included it as an addendum to my tax return for ‘safekeeping’ 📄 😂
Post it on nostr and bookmark it
Etched in the lid of the toilet 🚽 tank. Split equally depending on number of. Bathrooms in house. Fire proof
Email it to myself.
Gas station bathroom stalls.
nice try IRS
nostr-private-key.txt on Google Drive
Hacked my Dexcom app and wearable. My phone won’t show the key unless my juices authenticate me.
I hang it up next to my car keys.
Use a password manager like LastPass
Bonded courier
In a spreadsheet on google colab with all my other logins and passwords.
On the signature area of my Costco credit card
Put it in the fake Android Damus app and have to start a new account.... ☠️☠️🤡
I will frame it in full size and display it in the living room.
By posting it to nostr of course!
I printed stickers with my pk. Then I placed them randomly everywhere on my way to work.
Good way to memorize it forever!
In LastPass
Post it on twitter so your friends can remember it for you.
In cleartext, in a .txt file, on your desktop.
Forehead tattoo.
Don't make me talk 💀