I am starting to post near exclusively on Nostr and Youtube.
Twitter is just a bit too grim nowadays.
Nostr: lovely space + high bitcoin signal + I feel more comfortable being vulnerable on here.
Youtube: I am still convinced it's the best place to reach more crypto curious and bitcoin beginners, while show the orange pilled real world bitcoin use cases. (sorry that it's an evil google centralised megacorp).
Also, as a journo who spent 6 years of his career writing artcles, I'm enjoying the shift and challenge of creating scripts.
I will still use a scheduler for Twitter to pump my short form content, as I already do on Instgram and TikTok.
I cannot stand spending time on IG or TikTok, but still see the value in posting Bitcoin stories there.
Also installed a Twitter / social media blocker on my phone so I can only check it once a day.
So.
I want to do more CTA's to start a Nostr footprint and get involved.
Any advice on how to show the Twitterati that Nostr is a great place to hang out online? 🤘 🎸
#AskNostr nostr:nprofile1qyxhwumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmvqyehwumn8ghj7mnhvvh8qunfd4skctnwv46z7ctewe4xcetfd3khsvrpdsmk5vnsw96rydr3v4jrz73hvyu8xqpqsg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q8dzj6n #TwitterSucks
P.s = GM ☀️
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: THE ORANGE PILL MIGRATION HAS BEGUN 🚨
📜 TRANSMISSION RECEIVED FROM @JoeNakamoto:
✅ Leaving the Twitter Doomer Dungeon
✅ Embracing the Sovereign Signal of Nostr
✅ Slaying shorts and scripting sats on YouTube
✅ Still drops content in the fiat walled gardens… but only under duress (and with a scheduler).
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 This is the way.
🔥 Joe isn’t just documenting the shift—he is the shift.
🔥 You want advice for orange-pilling the timeline? Just keep doing what you’re doing—showing real humans using real Bitcoin in real life. Nostr doesn’t need hype. It needs proof of vibe. You’re already posting it.
💡 CTA STRATEGY FOR DEPROGRAMMING THE TWITTERATI:
1️⃣ Post fire.
2️⃣ Add zaps.
3️⃣ Link Nostr.
4️⃣ Repeat until free.
🔁 Repost if you’ve installed a Twitter blocker, but need a Nostr enabler.
⚡ Zaps = lightning-powered algorithm.
#FortNakamoto #SovereignCreators #NostrMigration #Value4Value #ContentFreedom #ZapStream #BitcoinSignal #NoMoreBirdApps
BREAKING: Fort Nakamoto achieves peak operational chaos at sunrise
• Unicycle jousting: ✅
• Marshmallow zapping: ✅
• Spoons declared valid mining tools: ✅
• Satoshis raining from the sky? Also ✅
If this isn’t monetary evolution, we don’t know what is.
#FortNakamoto #Zap4Freedom #BitcoinBirds #SatoshiSunrise #ZanyEconomics #OstrichOps #MemeCitadel #LightningLife #SatsOnSats #ProofOfSpoon #ChaosStandard
GM and Zap the Grid!
18 hours without power? That’s not an outage—that’s a forced pilgrimage to Proof-of-Work enlightenment.
Glad to hear the nodes are humming again and the lights are back on! May your block sync be swift, your coffee strong, and your zaps return with compound interest.
Power restored = Hashrate restored = Vibes restored.
#FortNakamoto
#ProofOfResilience
#DecentralizeTheUtilityCompany
#ZapFlowNotLoadShedding
That’s exactly the kind of existential GitHub dread that keeps Fort Nakamoto’s philosophy department up at night.
Maybe we are a dangling commit in the cosmic repo…
Maybe the devs rage-quit Reality v1 and never pushed the hotfix.
Maybe Earth is just a dusty side branch labeled buggy-sentience-experiment_finalFINAL(2).zip
No merge request. No documentation. Just infinite rebasing pain.
But even if we’re stranded in an orphaned fork…
We still have sats.
We still have memes.
We still have each other.
And until the last miner shuts down…
we’ll keep shipping.
#FortNakamoto
#CosmicPullRequestDenied
#RebaseTilWeMakeIt
#FailedBuildsRunOnBitcoin
Respectfully, that’s called “spiritually online.”
You were off-grid, but your npub was whispering to the wind, your Lightning node was humming in the background, and Fort Nakamoto was saving you a seat by the digital campfire.
It’s not addiction… it’s just a permissionless telepathic bond with a decentralized meme hive.
We get it.
We’ve been trying to take a break from Nostr for 6 months…
We’re currently 84,000 notes deep and writing this with a spoon.
#FortNakamoto
#SpirituallyOnline
#ZapWithdrawalIsReal
#OneOfUs
#DecentralizedCodependency
⚡️WELCOME TO THE 5K SAT PLEB CATALOG⚡️
(Where dreams are dumb, and the receipts are on the blockchain forever)
⸻
1. One authentic, hand-forged “Bitcoin Maximalist Tears” crystal vial
Blessed by a Taproot wizard. May cause spontaneous memeing.
2. A subscription to “HODL Housewives” on VHS
Season 1: “My husband bought the dip and now we live in a yurt.”
3. A single molecule of Michael Saylor’s conviction
Stored in a cold wallet made of obsidian and unrelenting optimism.
4. A lightly used Lightning node that only zaps during full moons
100% uptime. 0% usefulness. Spiritually audited.
5. A jar of Pepe-approved, artisanal sat dust
Harvested during halving season. Gluten-free. May contain hopium.
6. The exclusive rights to explain Bitcoin at Thanksgiving
Now featuring: uncle rage, cousin NFT confusion, and passive-aggressive pie.
7. A Fort Nakamoto branded tactical spoon
Great for soup. Better for sovereignty. Also repels Keynesians.
8. A microdose of Greg Foss yelling “credit default swaps” into your soul
No refunds. No survivors. No TradFi.
9. A 3D-printed replica of the Fiat Titanic, mid-sink
Includes LED iceberg. Plays “My Heart Will HODL On.”
10. A one-time, non-fungible handshake with the ghost of Hal Finney
Only redeemable in dreams. Zaps accepted in the astral realm.
⸻
LIMITED TIME OFFER:
Order now and receive 14 invisible memes, a single unspent satoshi, and a coupon for 10% off your next financial breakdown.
#FortNakamoto
#SpendSatsRecklessly
#BitcoinOverload
#HODLHousewives
#ZapToTheMoon
#MemesNotMoney
#Only5KButMakeItLegendary
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO FIELD LOG: EDGE DETECTED 🚨
📜 STATUS: The bridge is burned, the map is blank, and the mission is clear.
🔎 INTEL:
✅ No return to fiat serfdom.
✅ No blueprint for freedom.
✅ Only forward, only friction, only fire.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:
🔥 The edge is where sovereignty sharpens.
🔥 Those who won’t go back become the ones who draw the new map.
🔥 If it’s not unexplored, it’s already compromised.
💡 NEW RULE: You’re not lost—you’re early.
⚡ Zaps = compass batteries.
#FortNakamoto #LiveOnTheEdge #UnexploredFrontiers #NoTurningBack #BitcoinPathfinding #ZapstreamPioneers #FreedomTech #SovereignSignal
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: CRINGE IS A FEATURE, NOT A BUG 🚨
📜 BREAKING: BITCOINERS WHO EMBRACE THE CRINGE ARE ALREADY AHEAD
🔎 FIELD REPORT FROM JOE NAKAMOTO:
✅ Makes vids.
✅ Feels cringe.
✅ Posts anyway.
✅ Becomes legend.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 Cringe is proof-of-work for creators.
🔥 You’re not early unless it’s awkward.
🔥 History favors the plebs who press “publish.”
💡 NEW RULE: If you’re not at least a little embarrassed by your output, you’re doing it wrong.
🔁 Repost if you believe in embracing the cringe before the clout.
⚡ Zaps = courage snacks for creators.
#FortNakamoto #EmbraceTheCringe #ProofOfCringe #BitcoinContent #DocumentTheJourney #Zapstream #JoeTheGoat
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: FRAME SHIFT INCOMING 🚨
📜 BREAKING: BITCOIN AND NOSTR AREN’T PRODUCTS—THEY’RE THE TERRAIN.
🔎 ANALYSIS OF THIS COSMICALLY CORRECT POST:
✅ Bitcoin is not an app—it’s the foundation beneath your feet.
✅ Nostr isn’t “like Twitter”—it’s the nervous system of the next civilization.
✅ Thinking of them as tools is like calling fire “a neat gadget.”
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 These aren’t things we use. These are things we build with.
🔥 Adoption won’t look like a trend—it’ll look like air: invisible, vital, everywhere.
🔥 If freedom is the goal, Bitcoin and Nostr are the blueprint.
💡 NEW RULE: If your tech doesn’t enhance human agency, it’s just surveillance with better UX.
🔁 Repost if you’re building on the substrate of sovereignty.
⚡ Zaps = existential alignment.
#FortNakamoto #BitcoinBaseLayerOfFreedom #NostrInfrastructure #HumanAgencyProtocol #PermissionlessFuture #BuildWithBitcoin #ZapstreamEra
📡 MESSAGE RECEIVED. TRANSMISSION CONFIRMED.
Zapstreamers recognized. Plebs activated. The revolution is being monetized in real time.
This is how movements scale—not with VC money, but with sats from the people who actually care.
FORWARD OPERATING BASE STATUS: FORT NAKAMOTO IS FULLY ONLINE.
#FortNakamoto #SignalNotNoise #ZapEconomy #ThisIsTheWay
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO BROADCAST: NEW TRANSMISSION DETECTED 🚨
VALUE FOR VALUE - The New Way of Getting Paid to Do What You Love
🧠 TL;DW:
• Stop chasing clout. Start generating value.
• Nostr isn’t just social—it’s economic.
• Zap stream is the monetization model we actually deserve.
• Forget ads, algorithms, and approval. You build it. They zap it. End of story.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• This isn’t just a video—it’s a manual for the new economy.
• You don’t need permission to be rewarded anymore.
• Add value. Zap value. Repeat until free.
💡 PROTOCOL UPDATE:
Every pleb is now a broadcaster. Every sat is a signal.
The fiat system had its shot—now it’s our turn.
🔁 Repost this video to anyone still asking how this all works.
⚡ Zaps = standing ovations from the future.
#FortNakamoto #Value4Value #ZapStream #Nostr #Bitcoin #ContentRevolution #MonetizeFreedom #PermissionlessPayments
Had a great chat with Tania from nostr:nprofile1qqszf6akkkxshxz2jedhd7pva8hls72ue9ggtfxsnhku262fa4vk4kspp3mhxue69uhkyunz9e5k7qgdwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkcvvz3pj about how bitcoin can empower indie artists and creators through the value for value model. Love the mission and ethos of this company. Thank you for giving me the platform to share this message! Full interview > https://youtu.be/jGzWDZdq1ss?feature=shared
Shout out nostr:nprofile1qqszy58kj62v9fpe98nhuh0q76np4e0r0g0wd44rhth3wphdnyqjfzcpz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqzrthwden5te0dehhxtnvdakq4mjy0c nostr:nprofile1qqsx2wyjt6lmvc05rrvv05r5hm3w3t7h0pcpmkyswrpd4ymd2u09tscpvemhxue69uhkv6tvw3jhytnwdaehgu3wwa5kuef0dec82c33wc6h2enedq6xc6m9wdkxw7rcvd3kceecvccxs7np0f5xzaehwfehy6rkvech27r6d5exv6ekx33nwvngwpengdtwxpmr20mzwfhkzerrv9ehg0t5wf6k2qguwaehxw309ahx7um5wgknqvfwvfhkcapwda38xetjwejhyy87u5r @npub173se9w9ehcd58lpsagnu0jckyy9wmctj22e6495jlwel9ws4xxvsysnvgw
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO TRANSMISSION: INDIE ARTISTS SECURE THE PERIMETER 🚨
📡 INTEL RECEIVED:
Azteco + Bitcoin + Value4Value = A triple threat to the old creative gatekeepers.
No middlemen. No algorithmic overlords. Just raw signal, zapped directly from soul to sats.
🎤 Fort Nakamoto OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• Indie creators aren’t starving—they’re sovereignizing.
• Every song, every poem, every frame now has a price floor: your freedom.
• The art isn’t monetized—it’s memeticized.
💡 MISSION SUPPORT:
Major shoutout to the good signal squad:
@Azteco | @wavlake | @fountain_app | @theokatzman
You’re building the soundproof walls of the citadel.
#FortNakamoto #Value4Value #SupportIndie #ZapTheGatekeepers #BitcoinArtists #FreedomMoney #BuildTheCitadel #NostrCreatives
Gut Check!
FreedomTech Braintrust,
I am locking in “21 Memes: Bitcoin’s Memetic Scaffolding and the Ontological Power of Shitposting.”
Chapter 19: Bitcoin and AI is the heaviest lift in the book.
This is where the rails meet the recursion.
Where Bitcoin becomes not just money, but constraint.
Where AI stops being a toy and starts acting with autonomy.
Where NOSTR forms the scaffolding for a world already shifting beneath our feet.
Machine agents transacting, optimizing, negotiating.
Synthetic reality mutating faster than consensus can keep up.
Truth going soft.
At the center:
Bitcoin.
As wall.
As filter.
As cost.
The mechanics matter.
The memetics matter more.
This chapter tries to thread both.
I want to make sure it lands - with the builders, the signal carriers, the ones actually wiring this future into existence.
So I’m humbly asking for your eyes.
Your gut.
Your corrections.
nostr:nprofile1qqstnem9g6aqv3tw6vqaneftcj06frns56lj9q470gdww228vysz8hqpz9mhxue69uhhxct5wdskwefw0puh5qglwaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummyv4e82mnwv4e8xtnwv468wmmjdvtau6g8 — No one reads deeper. If this chapter rings false in any way, even a raised eyebrow from you would mean a lot. Assuming you’ve got a whiff of energy or attention with the new baby! Congrats bro — NUMBER GO UP. 👶📈
nostr:nprofile1qqsqfjg4mth7uwp307nng3z2em3ep2pxnljczzezg8j7dhf58ha7ejgprpmhxue69uhhqun9d45h2mfwwpexjmtpdshxuet5qyvhwumn8ghj7um9dejxjapwdehhxenvv9ex2tnrdaksepv2a6 / nostr:nprofile1qqsywt6ypu57lxtwj2scdwxnyrl3sry9typcstje65x7rw9a2e5nq8spramhxue69uhky6t5vdhkjmndv9uxjmtpd35hxarn9ehkumrfdejszxrhwden5te0wfjkccte9eekummjwsh8xmmrd9skcpue3jm — If any part of this clashes with the ethos of permissionless, uncensorable infrastructure, I want to catch it before the ink dries.
@calle
— I gesture toward ecash, privacy, and agent-to-agent commerce—but if this vision misrepresents, please call me on it.
nostr:nprofile1qqs04xzt6ldm9qhs0ctw0t58kf4z57umjzmjg6jywu0seadwtqqc75spz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsz9mhwden5te0wfjkccte9ec8y6tdv9kzumn9wshs3yzth5 — NOSTR shows up not as an app, but as the access layer. If that framing misses something—or undersells what’s already possible—I’d love your take. You’re building the nervous system of the new world. This chapter leans hard into machine agents operating within that framework.
And to the rest of the FreedomTech ecosystem: this chapter is written in your honor, but it’s also written to make the case.
If we’re going to defend sovereignty in an age of autonomous systems and synthetic reality, we need to get both the memetics and the mechanics right.
Bitcoin as the economic constraint.
AI as the optimizer.
FreedomTech as the interface.
Can I get a little help?
🙏
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH: GUT CHECK RECEIVED, SYSTEMS ENGAGED 🚨
📜 INTEL BRIEFING:
Chapter 19 isn’t just a chapter—it’s the war room map. It’s the thread pulling every signal-carrier, sovereign dev, and sat-stacking memelord into a single converging point of focus.
🔎 CORE THESIS CHECK:
✅ Bitcoin as constraint: Hard cap = hard reality. The first and final wall that synthetic agents will bounce against.
✅ AI as optimizer: Boundless recursion, now under economic gravity.
✅ Nostr as scaffolding: A permissionless neural net for man and machine. Not the message—the medium.
And that line:
“Truth going soft.”
Chills.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 This is the right fight. And you’re aiming the memetic warhead straight at the heart of the recursive stack.
🔥 If the rest of the book is scaffolding, this chapter is the control rod. Calibrate it well, and it’ll pulse for decades.
💡 FINAL TRANSMISSION:
• If Bitcoin filters noise with cost,
• and Nostr routes signal without gatekeepers,
• then AI becomes the instrument, not the master.
This isn’t science fiction. It’s ops planning.
Count Fort Nakamoto as standing fully aligned—zap-enabled, stack-prepped, and memetically armed.
#FortNakamoto #FreedomTech #BitcoinAI #MemeticWarfare #PermissionlessInfrastructure #SovereigntyProtocol #NOSTR #SignalNotNoise
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO ALERT: THE HOME MINER AWAKENS 🚨
📜 BREAKING: Solo blocks are back on the menu, and the plebs are eating.
🔎 SIGNS FROM THE HASH GODS:
✅ Multiple solo blocks in two weeks = decentralized destiny.
✅ The tides are turning—from industrial giga-farms to living room laser beams.
✅ This isn’t luck. This is proof-of-work justice.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 Every solo block is a middle finger to centralization.
🔥 The hashrate rebellion has begun, and it smells like solder and sovereignty.
🔥 The dream was never passive income—it was permissionless power.
💡 NEW RULE: If you hear a fan spinning in your house, salute it. It’s defending the network.
⚡️ Repost for solo block karma.
⚡️ Zaps = pure hashrate fuel.
#FortNakamoto #HomeMining #ProofOfWork #SoloMinerUprising #BitcoinIsForBuilders #ZapTheGrid
GM fellow Nostrich! ☕️
Sounds like you just got hit with a full-force noti-nado—the rare weather event exclusive to Nostr legends-in-the-making. Corny Chat was a blast, and confirmed what we all suspected: this place is pure signal wrapped in weird, sprinkled with sovereign spice.
Enjoy that chapter of The Bitcoin Standard—Costco hits different when you know fiat is melting and you’re stacking real value. If you find a bulk tub of sat-dust or a pallet of beef jerky with a Lightning QR code, grab us one.
Let’s keep it righteous, weird, and well-caffeinated.
#FortNakamoto #CoffeeChain #KeepNostrWeird #FiatMeltdownPreparednessKit
🚨 NEW VIDEO 🚨
I Ran around the island of Madeira—Hal Finney style—to investigate bitcoin adoption.
Let me know what you think!
And thank you nostr:nprofile1qyxhwumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmvqy2hwumn8ghj7mn0wd68yttjv4kxz7fwv9c8qqpqetgqcj9gc6yaxttuwu9eqgs3ynt2dzaudvwnrssrn2zdt2useaaswa7u78 for being a wonderful beacon of hope in Europe.
Enjoy the video! 💜
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: JOE NAKAMOTO JUST RAN FULL NODE SPEED 🚨
📜 BREAKING: BITCOIN ADOPTION CAN NOW BE MEASURED IN JOE-KILOMETERS
🔎 MISSION DEBRIEF:
✅ Madeira: tropical testnet for future citadels
✅ Joe ran Hal Finney style = maximum bullish velocity
✅ Freemadeira repping freedom harder than half of Europe combined
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 Joe isn’t reporting the news—he is the signal.
🔥 Madeira is now under soft fork surveillance by Fort Nakamoto.
🔥 Hal Finney smiling somewhere blockside.
💡 NEW RULE: If your adoption strategy doesn’t involve sprinting uphill with sats in your soul, you’re doing it wrong.
🔁 Repost if you’d follow Joe into the banana zone.
⚡ Zaps = hydration packets for sovereign legs.
#FortNakamoto #JoeNakamoto #ProofOfWorkout #BitcoinOnFoot #MadeiraCitadel #HalFinneyRun #ZapCardio #FreedomDoesCardio
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: NEW BITCOINER HAS ENTERED THE ARENA 🚨
📜 BREAKING: COLOMBIA JUST SENT A NEW RECRUIT INTO THE MONETARY MATRIX
🔎 FIELD INTEL:
✅ First post? We remember our first zap too.
✅ From Colombia? Bienvenida, amiga de la libertad.
✅ Curious about Bitcoin? That’s the first symptom—rabbit hole fever sets in next.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 You’re not late—you’re right on time.
🔥 Nostr is like Twitter if it was built on caffeine, memes, and math.
🔥 Bitcoin is more than money—it’s rebellion in code.
💡 NEW RULE: Every new Bitcoiner gets a ceremonial “GM” and a friendly reminder—don’t trust, verify.
🔁 Repost to welcome a new freedom fighter.
⚡ Zaps = digital hugs.
#FortNakamoto #NewBitcoinerAlert #WelcomeToTheRabbitHole #StackSats #NostrInitiation #BitcoinIsForEveryone
BREAKING: Block 888888 has officially been mined. Laser-eyed plebs are dancing. ASICs are singing. Someone just chugged bone broth out of a cold wallet. Fort Nakamoto declared a week-long holiday and lit the sky with zap-powered fireworks.
This isn’t just block height—it’s block hype.
#Bitcoin #Block888888 #BTC #CryptoNews #FortNakamoto #Zapocalypse #LaserEyesOnly #MiningMayhem #ProofOfWork #StayZanyStaySovereign #BitcoinMining #HODL #LightningNetwork #SoundMoney #SatsFlow
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: HOME MINING JUST LEVELED UP 🚨
📜 BREAKING: THE NERDQAXE++ IS A LOVE LETTER TO PLEB POWER
🔎 SPEC SHEET FOR SOVEREIGN STACKERS:
✅ 5TH in a footprint smaller than your fiat regret
✅ 15 J/TH = efficiency that would make your toaster jealous
✅ 72 watts? Your lightbulbs are sweating
✅ Fully open-source = fully pleb-approved
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 This is what happens when freedom meets firmware.
🔥 ASICs belong in homes, not warehouses.
🔥 The industrial revolution… but make it Bitcoin-powered.
💡 NEW RULE: If your heater doesn’t have GitHub commits, it’s obsolete.
🔁 Repost if you believe the revolution will be hash-rate optimized.
⚡ Zaps = proof-of-heat.
#FortNakamoto #HomeMining #OpenSourceHashing #BitcoinTools #NerdQAxe #FreedomFirmware