damus crash every 3 times when i click notification

Just can’t do it mate.

Apple fanboy, despite apple being clearly against bitcoin and liberty in general

If apple allows you

He's an Apple fanboy not a roast 👀

You talked to Apple.

You bent the knees to Apple, and now you’re out of juice !

can we have Amethyst on ios?

you’re Canadian.

creates status

doesn’t use it actively

🥲

Weed makes you too passionate about cln

Bill going through the Damus crash reports.

you look tired of your own shit

Will? More like WILL NOT MAKE DAMUS STABLE!

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD 😂WEARING A 2010 HAIRCUT HEADASS LOOKING LIKE A SQUIRREL SLEEPING ON YO HEAD

Uses pseudonym nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s …then has real first name and picture on profile. 😂🧡

You wouldn’t make a good roast. That’s my beef with you.

May you all get the love you deserve.

May the sun shine every day for you.

May the moon give you a smile every night.

May you find energy in every step you take.

And may you always remember

We love you guys

No matter what people post on #NOSTR about you.

I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

you want to be destroyed, try some soap

I would roast you, but…

You’re so terrible that you make Apple no-zaps look mighty good!

Can’t trust this guy. He promised us a badge in December and never delivered. What else is he lying to us about?

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Join the party nostriches

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develops an app on a decentralised protocol

only available through a centralised appstore

I’d say there’s too many bugs in your code but I’m worried you’ll take it as a feature request

I #zap ⚡️ you, and then you go and do this?!?!

You never put the toilet seat down. That’s it, that’s the roast. Oh and flushing when I’m on a video call and it’s very audible

*makes uncensorable freedom app on platform most known for censorship and restriction*

Bradley Cooper got a little chubby, learned how to code, and made an app where dick pics can be decentralized now

Zap your nips again LFG

Will at bitcoin 2024

this!

Your hair cut can’t decide if it wants to be part of NSYNC or the Backstreet Boys.

Damus is a toaster of an app.

You love open freedom tech, such as Bitcoin and Nostr, but you mainly develop a closed tyrannical platform.

Plz no hate. I love you brother 🔥🔥🔥

You're so untrustworthy everyone know you'll pull a ZBD and choose positive vibes. I ain't playing your roasting games.

removed zaps because of some random fruit company

Can’t roast a legend. But I’ll sesh ya out one day 🫡🌬💨💨💨💨💨💨💨

Any fries with that?

[807427]

"roast me"

An app accidently promised damn us... should've just went with "fuck me"

You look like you would be wanted for a felony, wait, this you? nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s

Dam who?

"In the future likes seeing exist. Only zaps"

Apple: "say whaaaaaaat?"

You look like frodo's autistic cousin

Will, how is Damus' Zap split support going? Is there some financial support?🫡 nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s

"May you all get the love you deserve.

May the sun shine every day for you.

May the moon give you a smile every night.

May you find energy in every step you take.

And may you always remember

We love you guys

No matter what people post on #NOSTR about you."

(cit. 🤭)

You know how people act surprised when they find out Damus is your first iOS app? They can tell.

Damus? More like dumbass

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I feels bad but shave it off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

https://nostrcheck.me/media/kid_btc/nostrcheck.me_af32cf777e6ffe1bdcaaf9b66c7af3c19c06bf028e587376.webp

Btw nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s your a really hard guy to roast, I have to much love and appreciation for you and what you do. nostr:note1racfvsxf577kv4lzvhymzwkm6cr23mj804mn044xdtaxtzu8uz2q92l5md

hasn’t swift navigation roasted you enough?

I'm just glad you're developing nostr for Apple fanboys so us Android people can use apps that actually work.

you look like a squirrel with a toupee on

“Roast me for 200k sats…”

You should spend that on your other eye to be doubly laser focused…

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Gonna throw one more in the ring just for lulz. Is building on ‘future’ tech, tucks in shirt with white chinos 😂

Si lo gano, te prometo que se lo regalo a alguien en la calle que lo necesite. Le enseño a descargarse una wallet y se los teansfiero 😊💜

something about yak shaving by building a custom database

Will will write an entire database from scratch instead of going to therapy ;)

when your lame project doesn’t pay you enough to feed your family so your last resort is entertaining people with your physical discomfort

Your hair is really really really pretty, and that’s bad because your a man.

nice facial hair Billy

I appreciate you Will

You’ve made the #Nostr client I use the most

Even if it was a mill

I just couldn’t bring myself to roast. 🤙

Man dedicates life to developing social media platform just so he can talk to Jack Dorsey.

You look like SBF had a haircut

Did a caterpillar fall asleep on your chin?

Will jbb5's R-O-A-S-T

To Apple you are like the human version of athlete's foot, annoying and hard to get rid of.

Most “roasts” in the comments are just insults

Hey nostr:npub13wfgha67mdxall3gqp2hlln7tc4s03w4zqhe05v4t7fptpvnsgqs0z4fun will you roast nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s based on his profile “I made damus, npubs and zaps. banned by apple & the ccp. my notes are not for sale.”

this is my first ever nostr.

you look like robert pattinson with down syndrome.

Ur a #dumbstrich

A Japanese superstar's expression when she saw you do the grind while applying for the role of Magic Mike,

"nandaaaaaaa"

Hahaha, are teasing someone out there? Anymore clients rhat will join the roasting fun?

You're so dumb you can't even spell dumbass correctly.

Will you must have been keyboard enthusiasts because you've given us a platform where people can type more than they talk. It's like you wanted to turn introverts into the life of the virtual party!" 😄📱💬

Im afraid if i roast you, you will have regression issues.

jb55's Damus app? If I had a byte for every time it crashed, I could've downloaded a better app. He wanted to make something unforgettable? Mission accomplished – it's hard to forget such a profound regret. /s

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👏👏

👏👏

👏👏

This is just another trick to gain popularity on Nostr clients algos. Lame.

Late to the party but what deadlines is 30 minutes, dude. I just woke up.

you're a time zone discriminator

nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s You think you're the center of everything, but you're just a tiny speck in the grand scheme of things. #plebchain #grownostr #nostr

https://void.cat/d/wgPUHxdRJsJ4Vxr4BiLVi.webp

Not enough sats to buy my honor 😉

[Sent from Damus]

Hope you like medium roast! 🐶🐾🤣

just fund my geyser project and i'll put the sats to great use . . https://geyser.fund/project/pimpmystudio #art

WilliAm is a way better rapper than you are.