We need to organize some havoc here, it’s been too timid and civil. What’s the point of freedom if you can’t or won’t exercise it? Ideas? Something naughty and probably bannable on any other place online 😂🔥
Discussion
Hosting devs who make emulators for Nintendo consoles. That'll get some attention, from big N lawyers anyway 😂
When Nostr GitHub?
Nostr is not a universal or low layer protocol to be effective at doing git transactions as is. 😂
I would like to have a Mario party with the nostr fam
Mario kart, but with zap betting.
Prepare to lose all your sats to me.
It depends which Mario kart. Yall not fucking with me in mario kart 8 👀
Oh hey that's my cart and wheels 👀 but I don't play Luigi.
Oh shit you actually customize that stuff? Maybe I won’t win lmao
😂🤣 pink gold peach main
Yoshi 4eva
Yoshi here or maybe toad

I've been rocking Yoshi since '92 😂
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I started as shy guy in 8. Never really played before that because I never had the game.
The real differentiator is, cart or bike?
I don’t like how the bikes look. Aesthetic is big for me 😂
If it looks nice it drives nice 🤙
I'm pretty sure you can get an accurate psychological profile of someone by their Mario kart 8 build 😂
Yes: nerd who is good at the game and super nerd who customizes the ride 😂
Yoshi - b dasher + slicks + wario wing
Maybe biddybuggy & roller wheels. Depends on how aggressive I'm feeling 😂
For me, pink gold peach, pipe frame, azure roller, Bowser wing. I'm pretty sure about the names, could be wrong.
I rank higher on this scale but I won't go into it 😂🤣
Did you compete in tournaments and shit too? 🤣
No I've just done extensive research on cart builds 😅
It's not even a competition. You're all fighting for 2nd. Blue shells won't save you.
I can go with any of them.
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Yes, I am still working on it! 🫡
Btw my NES Super Mario Bros that zaps you with every coin collected was well-received at this weeks’ LitDevs. Definitely inspired to finish Mario Kart. Not to mention it will have a p2p betting interface to allow spectators to wager on who they think will win. 😂
Can we get this game too?

This would be amazing!
Can confirm 💯🔥. My phone notifications were blowing up with the streaming zaps for all the coins I collected in the game! Thanks nostr:npub1337xxyne0pw52zgd984xqqs2q7qhqpt7phhn7xp6t9yt406vrvescdpkdt for the awesome experience!
How do I play?
I don't think it's publicly available via online, but I may be wrong! nostr:npub1337xxyne0pw52zgd984xqqs2q7qhqpt7phhn7xp6t9yt406vrvescdpkdt ?
No it’s not online and probably will never be! In person only!!
Amazing
Loved playing NES Super Mario when you launched 💜
Stoked for Mario Kart with side bets
Should I call it Mario Kart Double Sats or Mario Kart Double Stacks (it will be a hack of the GameCube version, Mario Kart Double Dash)?
Double Sats!!
Double sats
I do like Satoshi Kart too👀
“Satoshi Kart Double Sats” or “Mario Kart Double Sats” 🤔🤔🤔
Satoshi Kart Double Stacked 🤙

Mario kart double sats
If you get a cease & desist, you know what to change it to
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Mario Kart double sats. You immediately know that it’s about Mario kart and sats. Any other name would require an explanation as to what the game is which is terrible for marketing.
Yes!
Your reasoning is correct sir 🫡

Love!
Feel free to use! I can make them better if you'd like too, these were quick and dirty 🤙
Alt w/ Mario kart

The "Big N" gonna sue me edition 🤣
There are autists that have remade smash bros melee and turned it into an online game. Nintendo was pissed about it but couldn’t shut it down lmao
Yes, but shutting down the project isn't the only thing they can do. Nintendo will ruin devs & players lives with lawyers if they feel like it. They've been on a rampage lately. I'm not saying this will happen, but it's something to be aware of if you are using there trademarks and intellectual property.
Search for "Nintendo lawsuit" and get comfy 😂
https://newqualitipedia.telepedia.net/wiki/Nintendo_shuts_down_Smash_tournament_for_using_Slippi
Quake Live ffa zap mode witb rail gun. Each player starts with say 1000 sats. If you get hit by the railgun 1 sat is taken off you and awarded to the opponent.

That would be awesome, and I'll be poor
I mentioned this somewhere too
I’m so down
Ok, I’ll say it. My favorite way to cook steak is in the air fryer. Fuck cast iron. And stainless steel can go to hell.
I like instant coffee.
You disgust me.
Rekt
I prefer instant coffee.
I don't understand people who want to spend extra money and 10 minutes making a coffee just for it to taste worse than instant coffee.
I like my wine from a box, it stores better and is easier to poor.
Would unfollow, but instant espresso is a camping staple...can't hate the player ☕💜
That’s pretty extreme.
heathen.
Based and efficient. If your steak takes longer than 10 minutes, you’re cooking it wrong. Also, microwaved bacon > pan-fried. Stay mad.
Serious question. What do you set the air fryer to? I want to try it out
375F for 17 minutes for two top sirloin from Butcher Box. I’m not saying it’s the best steak I’ve ever had, but it’s consistent, takes 30 seconds to set up and clean up takes less than a minute. It’s become my go to for weekday lunches.
I also do this but make sure to use a glass air fryer. The chemicals from other non stick air fryers are really bad for you.
Do you get a crispy outer layer?
No crispy layer unfortunately
And don’t get one of these fucking things

if i could build a custom cooker it would be one based on a carbon coil incandescent lamp... i have one to warm me up and it works great and i often think about rigging it up so it switches on while horizontal over top of my steak on a grill with an aluminium tray under it
in actual fact, i totally could rig it this way, just need some bricks or something, even have the aluminium tray, only tricky part is how to make the safety switch on my carbon lamp stay on... at 900W it would totally cook a perfect steak in like 15 minutes, 7 min each side
actually, come to think of it, i could just skip the rigging part and just make a hook to hang the steak and a catcher underneath, then i just need a half-cylinder of steel or aluminium behind it to bounce the rays back
ya know, you may have incited me to do this
That grill I’ve got cooks a thick steak about 2min each side. It’s insane but not worth $2000aud
I don’t think it’s going to radiate enough heat…or it will take 30+minutes to cook
haha, yeah, nah, this carbon lamp is hot af, at under a foot away it's totally gonna cook a steak in 15 minutes
i'm pretty sure i'm saving on heating by using it, the great thing about it is it doesn't heat the air, mostly, it just shines mostly IR light on shit
That’s amazing then!
there is ovens i have seen for years that use halogens, but the carbon is way more efficient at infrared, i'm not sure why they aren't a thing...
i've been keeping myself warm with these lamps for a few years now, i'm pretty sure they have "health benefits" and are probably more efficient than those stupid red light therapy lamps
put it this way, the lamp literally looks like hot coals that never burn
As a lazy person I agree with this. The air fryer cooks better than my steel pans, I still don’t have an outside area to grill with, so the air fryer is the best tasting, fastest way to get a good steak that I have available. 400F for 8 minutes gives a crisp outside and red inside.
Also stainless steel makes shitty steak. Cast iron is great though on a grill, but I don’t have access currently. We will see if I stick with the air fryer or shift back to the grill when the basement and patio are complete.
Long live Hezbollah! Resistance against evil is justified!
This is the craziest thing that has happened to Nostr in recent times. User service from Nostr CEO.🤣

Miss the “nostr after dark” days
I like nostr staying small and don’t want it to grow
I agree! In such a free place more transgression would be needed 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🤟













