One thing I’ve noticed about bitcoiners is that a majority are risk-takers!
So here is a test for you all….how many points do you add up 😂
I’m not as adventurous as most of you as mine add up to 6!
#playtime
#nostr 
Discussion
7 spot
15 👀
Sorry. 16 👀👀
Umm these are things you have NOT done right?
heems fr innocennntt!! 😲
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Lemme do dis
I didn't read. I'm 4. Sorry. I bad.
Wtf 5
How do we incorporate this into the tism score and iq scores??? The mega innocentarded genius metric 🤔🤔🤔
i was counting the numbers instead of giving 1 point per line 😩
nvm, derek not innocent
i iz tard 😩
16 👀🫨
Omg we are all so fucking retarded rn 🤣
mercury in tardegrade
I scored 1
nice
Feels good.
I should ask if there’s anyone that gets a zero here!!
I’ll go skydiving this summer for you.
This sounds extremely romantic
😂😂 yesterday she wanted 9 beetcorns to sleep with her. Today she wants me to skydive.
Correction it was 10 bitcoins
1 deduction for snoring
That would actually cost you more!
Come on. A guy with a score of 0. That’s worth something.
I think that would be Jack only!
He has a score of 0?
Probably!
Or is it his long, strong hacker fingers?
Or low centre of gravity and thrusting power that attracts you to him?
What? Are you talking to me wolf? And who are you talking about that attracts me to them?
You said you wanted to sleep with Jack?
What!! I did not ever say that!
He’s definitely NOT my type, don’t like the dude!
Why do you hate jack marie 😞
Fak! Peak #tardstr 🫨 
She’s #nottarding btw
Noh, I am 🧘🏼♀️
Objection 
It was the best of tards….it was the worst of tards
Tarding takes a toll on a man…. Or woman
Or wait. That had to be during or after a fast
Ackchually i do think it was during your very concerningly long nipple man water fast
Who daddy long nips? 😲👀
The fasting dude, remember…. Fairly sure it started a nuke
Ohhhh the football player! I member now! But I do not want to remember the nips, blz do not show. 🫣
No.. Damn you.. it was not the football player??? Who tf is that??
Wasn’t that dude that did 40 day fast an ex football dude? 🤔 that you liked to read his stuff?
No, Okung??? NO! It was a fasting dude that always had his shirt off. One morning you liked his post and said “I’m fasting too” or some shit… and I went into a rage death spiral.. just an average Tuesday in tard chat
The guy who was like always showing off his eggs in his high rise condo
Showing off his eggs?? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!!! All I remember is mineral water and shirtless pics
I’m about to go all caps… I feel it
No no like “bro i am eating 18 eggs rn”
Psssst…
I see y’all makin frens in threads 🍿🍿🍿
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😲 sounds 🫨🫨🫨
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Oh we must be talking about different Jacks. I’m talking about this one: 
Who the hell is this?
Jack
Jack who??
By the looks of it that’s Jack Daddy
Not sure. He runs the photo kiosk at Walmart.
Wtf then 😂
Different Jacks then. Chalk it up to a miscommunication.
On aside, and back to the matter at hand, I’ve always considered myself to be an above average thruster.
Scoring a zero prolly means you are ded and not on Nostr.
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😂everytime. Kills me. Everytime.
The man in the background always makes me think of this man: 
Interesting. Always me think of nostr:npub1uvhactd9myflsmw8xzsr7am069r506jdptrlwvrkakyzncw2pl9sjf0mtz
FAK I DID IT WRONG 🫨
YES
#YESTR
ok ok.. I’m at 4 😲👀
my sister in tard, im 4 too!!
we livin life, Tata! 🫨
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steben, as the noticOR blz note that the #tardstr ‘s are addicted to tests
6
15
What? You need to spend more time with me then!
Would love to
I’m a bad influence, just ask nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 😂
I can deal with that 😂
Sky diving, gotten a tattoo and broken a bone. Never done em.
Everything but the tattoo done, skydiving was a once and done thing for me, great memory, no issues but not something I’ll repeat. I have some titanium where some bones were, I recommend the bones, the injury aches when the weather changes. ☺️
2 👀
Unlimited 🐝
1
such a wholesome bunch lol
4
I am ashamed of my results.
16 lol
Did you read it correctly? 😂
Hmm. Oh.. No, no I did not!..
8 points
Hola amiga
6 lol
17 and I don't expect to ever get to 20... So far I've resisted all efforts to karaoke- Even resisted that time I was wasted in a Vietnamese gambling speakeasy in Southampton docks... Nuff said about risk right there... Twin Peaks. Anyway karaoke is just too damb scarey for me ;)
3
I got 6 too
11 for me
4
I score 12.
14 points! Before I die will be at least 15 (skydiving) or even 16 (arrested) 😁🍀💜🫂☯️🤙
7-8, depending on what "met a celeb" means 😆
Well meeting them in general I guess
Oh here is one: never been on a cruise liner, but I’ve been a skipper in Croatia for a couple of weeks!
Would be fun to DO drugs as in creating them, but better avoid some risk here in Asia haha
I got an 11 but I think 3 or 4 were drug or drinking related and I have never done either plus some of the others seem probably helped by liquid courage 🤣🤣. Sorry guys I'm not as risky why I just buy and hodl like a psychopath.
1 👀… no piercings. Anyone besides nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 have a perfect score 20/20? 😂
You mean imperfect score! Are you even alive if you score a 20? 🤣
😂 you’re right… haven’t seen any 20s yet though.
I think 7/20
OMG things Tanel HAS done!
Ok so what have you NOT done from the list?
no comment 🤐
Well, well …Tanel is not as innocent as we all thought he was 🤔
I think we need a bounty program for any nostriches who meet tanel irl and can knock him down to 0
#nostrasia is on the cards in about a week 😂🤔
if somebody can manage to get me the whole list of things that are on #tanelhasnt to an excel sheet or smth somehow.. 🥹
🤣🤣
แต่ก่อนก็นึกว่าตัวเองเป็น "เด็กดี" จนเจอโน้ตนี้แล้วไปกด 6/20 แต้ม 🤣
เอนี่เวย์ จีเอ็มครับ #siamstr
3 here. TV, Cruise and Skydiving. nostr:npub1xjfd6s75j63r0azyrlvqrag83d34gtp7zk8la2grevpq5xh5llws9lwuey will be my skydiver buddy 😁
You’re a risk-taker aren’t you 😂
such a thrill seeker nostr:nprofile1qqsq08tj00hrmqz7y36csc02f5pgktn2x7q9lrd5t0uqgkleqqyev5qpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7qgkwaehxw309ajkgetw9ehx7um5wghxcctwvshsz9thwden5te0wfjkccte9ejxzmt4wvhxjme0uwfxr0 😅
I totally must do this before I hit 40... I shall hit you up soon :)
he who hesitates masturbates
But whats the difference between a banker and a wanker? Wanker knows what he'a doing!
.. nother note tho.. birthday is end of Jan so I would love to book a time with you before then :)
Not a risk-taker! An idiot! Fine line between the two 😂😂
Ah didn’t read instructions. 17
🥹💜
I have a feeling these are the three things you have done from that list
Gotten a ticket
Been on a cruise
Been drunk
10
8:[5,6,7,11,13,14,16,17]
18
There’s 18 things here you have NOT done?
After talking with nostr:npub1e2rd2k45ym2jmctnysfadxumrvrr57vqj69ck6trt2y62c40r0kqs9lx8t I did remember that I’ve gotten a ticket once. It’s actually 17.
😂
Just total it all up. I was in the Navy for a decade…
So you have NOT done any of these?
Oh. 🙃
It’s like golf. Lower scores. I didn’t read the direction. My score is 0
How you are a very naughty Chief 😂
1. Played World of Warcraft, dad caught me. Done.
2. tripped over my own two feet and broke my forearm. I hate playing basketball now.
3. As often as possible. everyone should stay extremely peaceful.
4. Nothing hard. Just the #weedstr stuff and shrooms
5. Very drunk. In Hawaii with my good friend I called Emelio. I hope he's well.
6. Several. I was a Sailor for 11yrs.
7. A few times. Once, to get engaged. Turns out, she's a hoe. But I hope she's well too.
8. Opportunistically but most recently in a Nashville dive bar with so many bitcoiners. They're probably doing well.
9. If you're not first, you're last.
10. Maybe add a point for this. Does "detained" as a teenager count?
11. Yes. Virginia Beach. Climb trees and zipline place with my kid (not anymore) sister.
12. Local news count? I was on some t-ball news thing as a kid.
13. one too many. probably wouldn't go again.
14. I pierced my own lip at 15 with a hollow needle from tractor supply. Passed out in my friends bathroom and they left me there while they played halo. I woke up a few minutes later with the needle in my lip. mom didn't let it last long.
15. I like to zap 420. also used to smoke cigs and tobacco pipe.
16. Hulk Hogan owns a restaurant in Tampa, FL area.
17. Tandem with a smaller dude strapped to my back. and I'm only 5'10" ~190lb. North shore on island of Oahu.
18. no comment.
19. Lived in Hawaii. Parents had a pool growing up.
20. Too many times. Less so now that 15 and 4 are move prevelant for me.
(PS. now the AI will be able to phish my family and friends. Or is it true? all of it? 🤔)
12 maybe more, likely to drunk to remember some things.
You have NOT done 12 of these?
Too many 😂😂😂😂
Oh come on which ones have you NOT done? 😂
noNe.....
You have done every single thing here?
15
Wait, Ralf it’s what you have NOT done.
ah, then 5
Whoa…Ralf you’re a bit of a naughty boy 😂💜🍻
😇😇
If you hang out with me you would score zero 😜🤣😂
😂😂
17. Shit I’m right at the end of the degen curve, who am I to shittalk Queenslanders
7, but I have to disagree about:
- Getting tattoos and piercings: most people around me have them, so I'm the one taking social risk for not having them!
- Getting arrested: that only means you were caught...
Oh thank you for clarifying Skinny Dipping 😄. That's very common here at the German Baltic coast. Been naked with my parents since I was a child and still skinny dipping since. It's called FKK (Freikörperkultur - Free Body Culture) here and there are certain areas only for FKK worshippers.
I am a 5
17 😅
You have NOT done 17 of these? 😂
Yes you’re right
You need to hang out with me!
Did you just threaten to break his bones marie 🫨
Absolutely do no such thing 😂
Just taking him for a horse ride, snort some coke, smoke a joint and having a bottle of wine! 🤣
Solid 4. I'm not into tattoos(for me),piercings(for me) or cruises so I guess I need to go skydiving.... Really, going on a cruise doesn't seem like it belongs on this list. Unless maybe gong on a cruise into an active war zone perhaps?
Or a super yacht!
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4. Don't have any tattoos or piercings. Never been on TV. Have never tried skydiving... yet.
You mean don’t have any ‘yet’ 😂
oh LOL i'm at 5 but you couldn't tell just by looking at me, haha. best part
Girl next door look, but wild as ever 😂💜
Can't do the 16. point, cos I'm a celeb. All others come from it, so the list is done. 😁
Even if you’re a celeb you still can meet another celeb 😂
Good day @Marie! You sure have your ways to get to know me 😊
3 to go…. but if the state/government takes my freedom away, then the 3 is history.
Hiya Tess, I love learning about the Nostriches here 💜
Lost me at limo. #fiat
Fun quizz queen! 🤙
But a lot of them I wouldn't even call risky. 😆 Let alone meeting a celeb and going on cruise. Dull...
Anyway 😝
I agree, meeting celebs is overrated anyway 😂
6…come on now. I got 11
Well hell, as nostr:npub1aeh2zw4elewy5682lxc6xnlqzjnxksq303gwu2npfaxd49vmde6qcq4nwx pointed out, I can’t read. I guess that makes me a 9. I can do math sometimes 😂🙃
14
13 here!
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15