I put apples ahead of pears. I can't abide a fruit with the texture of sand.
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I also despise pear. I wouldn’t even eat a pear pie, but I would an apple pie, but I would still not eat a raw apple
Dude..mangos dude?!? 🤯
Mangos are delicious but I have to dock it points because preparation is a pain in the ass. That’s why bananas are the best fruit. Even if they don’t taste the best, they’re just so easy and accessible.
Nah but bananas are like the worst nutritionally. I will agree that they’re yummy and easy
Great for training recovery with all the potassium
nostr:npub1hgvtv4zn2l8l3ef34n87r4sf5s00xq3lhgr3mvwt7kn8gjxpjprqc89jnv , tell node the truth about bananas and how they aren’t really that high in potassium compared to other foods and all the other stuff
Yarn woman was probably talking about her yarn bananas. 0 potassium in yarn.
She knows more about bananas than you could possibly imagine. I attended her lecture 😂🫂
They're awful. High glycemic load and baaically no potassium. Leafy greens and beans are a much better source without the sugar.
Leafy greens
Leafy greens 🤭🤭🤭
Potassium maxxing with the bananas
Look I’m gonna be honest. Idgaf about the potassium 🤣
Well…the potassium dgaf about you too
I’ll just go back to apples if my bananas are gonna get mad at me
This is how I picture Stache in my mind. With a British accent innit
An old black white man with a British accent and no tech understanding 🤣
I will picture him this way forever 😂
My job here is done 😂
Fixed
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He said he worked with the government before. He probably issued the license to himself.
Mannnn where is nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 when you need him 🤣🤣🤣
Raspberries
Yum. Up towards the top
Yes
Blackberries, raspberries and blueberries 🤌🏾
Yes blackberries too
Yes but in this order:
Raspberry
Blueberry
BlackBerry
I prefer the blackberries. But honestly they’re all good. We probably don’t get the same varieties of fruit too
Oh are we veggie hating? Fuck those veg. Only meats 🤙 😂😂😂
Seafood is better than meat meat
Depending on location. When I lived in the west coast yes. When I live on the prairies, not so much.
Seafood is mostly bad except salmon but like ehhh it’s like overpriced chicken
Are fruit made out of meat? 🤭😂
No but seriously about potassium. I know kiwis have some too. But less than the banana. And to Mahdood’s point, it’s really easy to eat post workout
I'm just trying to figure out which thread I'm in 🤣. Fruit and veg are the devil is popular and due for a reboot since we just did v4v zaps 👀🤭.
Easy to eat yes. But basically awful in every other way 😂. I say this as a former fat person who paid attention to all the things going in. The sugar is the part that was the biggest problem...this is coming from a person who loves bananas 😒. Clementines and mini sweet peppers were the heavy hitter healthy foods.
I thought there was supposed to be a "sticking things in your butt" phase between v4v and devil veggies 🤔
Am I that out of touch 🤨
Bananas boofing and v4v? 🤣
Maybe the potassium absorbs better that way. Good shape too.
It would be better to just stab yourself in an arm vein and smush banana into the wound.
I’m not a scientist, but if you tried to stick a banana up the bhole, it would smush. The consistency is not strong enough for boofing. Think more cucumber for that
Who needs probiotic poopsicles, we got bananas 🤭
I’m looking for something with high amounts of potassium for recovery after training. Do you know anything that fits this? In fruits preferably. Easier to consume quickly after training
Dried apricots. A big handful is like 25% DV. Many nuts are high in it too.
The sugar is the problem with those too...and the gas 😳💨. I LOVE dried apricots though.
Sugar might not be so bad post workout. Glycogen will be depleted so it has somewhere to go. I always give fruit a bit of a pass too for it's sugar levels, the included fiber and nutrients slows absorption compared to processed white. When I lost a ton of weight it was basically a meat dairy cabbage & fruit diet.
Dried apricots have fiber...trust me on this one...😂. Finding dried fruit without added sugar is a nightmare, this may just be for me though. I need to get a dehydrator 🤔
My wine making friend gifts me a huge jar of home dried sour cherries every year around this time. They are a fantastic dried fruit. Better than the candies!
I better call her and hook up a visit soon 🤤😂
I need friends like this.
I’ll be very old when I start talking about dried fruit unironically. Like not as old as nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 but pretty old 😂
😂 👵 I do like the dried fruits...just call me gramma
My dad used to have problems with his digestion. He was just fat and didn’t take care of himself. But I remember he would munch on dried prunes and swear that the fiber was helping him lose weight. Then I learned that old people love prune juice which I thought was disgusting. Idk im hella discriminating but I’m dreading the day where I post on nostr about the health benefits of dried prunes and whatnot 🤣😭
😂 staying hydrated helps with digestion...the massive amount of sugar brings moisture to the gut and facilitates the digestion more than the tiny amount of fiber in prune juice... Drink water and poop well all the time 🤷♀️
This. Every gram of carbs needs 4 grams of water for digestion. Stay hydrated!
I cut down on fruit for a few weeks and noticed I haven’t been waking up thirsty in the morning lmao
I definitely need less water when eating minimal carbs 💯
It's also why people think low carb diets are magic when they lose 8 lbs in 3 days, but then get disappointed when it doesn't continue like that. It was just water weight, not fat 😅
Yea makes sense. I just wonder how much creatine impacts that too. I definitely need more water because of that.
Post workout smoothie with creatine 👌
Foods that have a higher potassium level are veg, greens, beans, and legumes. Show up to the gym with a pot of beans and share 😂😂.
The problem with beans is that they have anti nutrients that block absorption of important nutrients. Same with nuts. That’s why they don’t help even though they have helpful vitamins and minerals.
Beets. They are a superfood. Roast some up for the week and you will have them for pre or post workout.
Several studies suggest that dietary nitrates like those found in beets may enhance athletic performance.
Nitrates appear to affect physical performance by improving the efficiency of mitochondria, which are responsible for producing energy in your cells (12Trusted Source).
According to one review, beetroot juice could enhance endurance by increasing how long it takes to become exhausted, boosting cardiorespiratory performance, and improving efficiency for athletes (13Trusted Source).
Promisingly, beet juice has also been shown to improve cycling performance and increase oxygen use by up to 20% (14Trusted Source, 15Trusted Source).
Pickled beets still retain the benefits?
Yes!
Fermented even better
Beats are the NASTIEST though
Beets
Are very good.
They taste like dirt.
Beats 🎧
By Dre aren’t good.
They sound like dirt.
But if you roast them right, they turn in to sweet beets
Take this back. They are good. Roasted with some salt & pepper & stuff. Yum. Or pickled on a salad (or by themselves) yum.
AFAIK dates have a high amount of potassium, even higher than bananas. And they’re delicious IMHO (I could eat a ton of them, especially Madjool dates, but that’s just me 😉).
I heard this too. They’re pretty easy to eat just gotta spit out the seed.
I think coconut water is king of potassium ?
It seems like dried apricots have the highest level.
I’ve heard someone refer to mango as a meat. Like when they’re trying to get all of it out lol they referred to it as mango meat 😂
Opinions and assholes, idgaf about yours and mine matter.
You don’t care about your asshole girl? 😂
Mine matters, no one else's does 😂
Dude nothing hits better than grabbing a banana when you’re in a hurry and eating it during your drive
I have to wait for yarn or nostr:npub1mrechz2tgtmspqc9e6l30dyfy4j57g43srzcvxupzs0cpn8h9pyqwms0g5 to explain my case
Dare I bring up pineapple?
We can. I have a VERY controversial and groundbreaking opinion of that
They're good in spaghetti?
No. Ew. Although I have had salsa with pineapple that was pretty good. I like it cooked and on pizza only if it’s accompanied by raw onions and black olives. I DO NOT fuck with pineapple raw anymore because it burns lol
Did you know that SpongeBob lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Pineapples are amazing. Longer to prepare than mangos. nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz you lazy 🤭🤭
I'm a lazy MF too. Sometimes I'll buy the pre-cored ones at the grocers.
Pineapples? Do you buy less than a full one? Like for 1 person?
It's a whole pineapple, skinned and cored. Lazy AF 😂
I eat bowls of that stuff. Delicious. I prefer it on its own tbh
Yes, just pineapple alone is great 😗👌
The official and objective fruit tier list. I take into consideration everything from taste to convenience and versatility 👀
Nahhh, that list needs some SERIOUS editing
Make a better one 👀
Ok I’m gonna try
Damnit. My old ass is having a hard time figuring out how to use this site. I’m becoming stache
Persevere .. worth the skills when you get accustomed to it.
Try different apps if you haven’t already, Damus / Primal / Nostur / YakiHonne
Each provide a different interface and experience , some easier to use then others.
Poor nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 catching strays in a conversation he’s unaware of 🤣
Bananas being versatile
Damn. No love for peach, plums, or nectarines. Though they are sacrifices I’d make to keep grapefruit as an F.
Nectarines are S tier 🏆 A better tasting peach with no annoying fuzz.
I think we might have very similar taste in fruit 😂
When they are in season I eat so many nectarines. I love the slightly over ripe incredibly juicy ones, even though that does not go well with having a moustache 🤷♂️
Same and plums. I fucking love plums
I used to rent a place with plum trees in the back yard. So good.
Oh damn that’s sooo nice
It's amazing how many people don't pick their fruit. I have a friend who makes so much cider and wine with fruit harvested from backyard trees & vines every year.
That’s true for us too. A lot of things grow almost too well here and I sometimes grow more than I can use 😂🤷♀️
She has a basement full of booze. Dozens of huge carboys. We used to get so smashed we'd move the party to the basement so no one would hurt themselves in the stairs 😂
Sour cherry wine is sooo good.
Move Mango up to the top tier.
I had to knock it down because cutting mangoes is a pain in the ass
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See?? nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat is trippin with the mangos
If I’m choosing between prepared fruit, then mango is S tier but if I have to cut it myself nah it’s A tier
Damn. Grapefruit at F. I eat them like oranges. S tier for me.
He clearly hasn’t tried grilling them and adding a pinch of salt 🙄
You gonna help me figure out that website or nah? I wanna tier arbitrary things
It’s so easy just search fruit and then pick one of the options. Then tap and drag the fruit from the bottom and place them in the appropriate tier. After you finish, save it.
Ugh. I feel like an absolute imbecile
Must suck to be nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 feeling like that every day 😂
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Grapefruits are dope
When I was a drinker I loved beer with grapefruit juice.
I think mixing fruit with alcohol has to be a completely different discussion. I’m more flexible with that.
All fruit is tasty! This is making me hungry I am going to have a bowl of yogurt with chocolate and cinnamon with blueberries, raspberries, and dark cherries.
Yeah. I can’t fully trust people who don’t like fruit 🤣
I'm down with yogurt in the mix. Frozen berries + plain yogurt is my replacement for ice cream 👍
Agree. You don’t really miss ice cream this way. 👍
Frozen fruit with a heavy cream drizzle is yummy.
Also acceptable. I usually try to get the high fat yogurt too, 11% MF.
I make my own with 1/2 and 1/2 it is super thick
I don’t like cherries or grapes that much if I’m being honest.
And I hope that we can all at least agree that that green and orange melon stuff should be at the bottom
It’s the fruit that you know other kids didn’t eat up. Idk anyone that likes it 😂
maybe try Açaí. Popular in Paraguay and Brazil.
I’ve never tried it. Don’t really know what it is lol looks like a fruit bowl.
Watermelon is the only fruit I don’t mind preparing. Been doing it since I was a kid.
Sheeeeeeit 🤭
I like pears. Very sweet when you get the right ones. Just make sure not to buy it from a gypsy 😂
Pears are good too. Again, highly dependent on the kind of pears
Pears taste like ass and feel dirty to chew 0/10
You might not be storing them correctly if they taste like ass. I prefer to keep mine in the refrigerator. Make sure you rinse yours well before eating them.
CKMe knows. Pears are great
I do this with them sometimes, as a lazy dessert.
Bro you have to taste that pear and chocolate pie I was telling you about. One of the best pies ever
They are great for one thing tho.
Blending pears in with a morning veggie smoothie adds the perfect type and amount or sweetness so I can’t taste the horrible veggie flavor.
