Yeah, nobody cares.
You know, most of the people around you probably think Christine Lagarde is doing a good job.
Just got a major reality check.
I just use the approve-everything setting in Amber. If it does weird stuff, I can see it and delete it, and stop using the app or send a bug report.
The need to control every little thing quickly makes Nostr a nightmare to use.
That said, I prefer stuff like read notifications in cache. Find it annoying, as an event, as the read-status fluctuates.
I think it's seeing very delicate remains of the imperfections, that the human eye doesn't notice.
I thought it was using some data from the original image file, so I made a screenshot and then added all of the imperfections back in, and they were spot on.
Pun intended.
If your camera's AI removes all of your wrinkles and uneven tan and moles and freckles and stuff, you can use AI to put it all back and it really puts it all precisely and correctly back, and that will totally creep you out because
How did it know that?
Amethyst, Nosotros, Jumble, Lumina, Alexandria...
We have that, as well as pins.
https://beta.lumina.rocks/profile/npub1nnn379gxen6tn8erft6fh43q905g82q0jks4t3hf58pkl4l8srrsyjkzrt
The first tab is a quickview of your own events. Middle is your kind 20 and 21 stuff and your pins, and any event tagged with "gallery". Right tab is kind 1 microblogs.
Reels are the play button, at the bottom. Kind 22 and anything tagged with "reels" or "vlog".
nostr:npub1fq8vrf63vsrqjrwqgtwlvauqauc0yme6se8g8dqhcpf6tfs3equqntmzut and I are actively developing it. If you have a special request, place your order, now. 🤙🏻
We have that, as well as pins.
https://beta.lumina.rocks/profile/npub1nnn379gxen6tn8erft6fh43q905g82q0jks4t3hf58pkl4l8srrsyjkzrt
I also have multiple browsers and only Firefox has my signer, but only Chrome does PWAs.
I think full Amber support is also important for web apps.
How do I see the console on mobile?
It seems to get stuck after visiting my profile. But, it works, now. Hmm. Hasn't worked, for days.
Nosotros feels like nostr:nprofile1qqsvvcpmpuwvlmrztkwq3d6nunmhf6hh688jw6fzxyjmtl2d5u5qr8spz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhszrnhwden5te0dehhxtnvdakz7qgewaehxw309aex2mrp0yhxummnda68ymmn9eshqup0fwxfnr took the lessons of all clients and made everything right. Damn.
Yeah. I'm on it, now.
nostr:nprofile1qy28wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hszrthwden5te0dehhxtnvdakqqgypyku3rmgwjnd7xqy2p0jgelju6rqtqkfrellez7h8ap76ssqgsv0shyat I can't seem to access the notification tab on Android Firefox. The app doesn't respond, when I click on the icon.
I was going to send you a kind 24 PM about it, but Jumble doesn't have them (yet?).
You're always welcome. 💜
Thank you, for trusting us.
I think I didn’t get a good bye hug from you 🥲🫂 nostr:npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl
You did, but only in the second round of goodbye hugs. We missed the first and third hug rounds, so we have a 🫂 deficit.
Our next, longer meetup is planned for BTC Prague, mid-June 2026. Make sure you go ahead and book tickets, so that we can see you at the Expo. Even if you can't get a spot at our rental, we can #meetup someplace for dinner or something.
We'll also be exploring downtown Prague and the countryside. Some of us are familiar with the area, so it should be fun, but still classic #PurpleKonnektiv 💜 chill.
Also, mark your calendar for the Nürnberger Christkindlmarkt. 👀
He he. Y'all got lucky. nostr:nprofile1qqsysrkp5agkgpsfphqy9h0kw7qw7v8jduagvn5rkstuq5a95cguswqpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7e02zqh decided to spare you the fun of my fixes, and fix it properly, himself. 😁
That Minibits bot smell.
Yes, exactly the same sort of thing, but only videos and a web app.
There's an app you can install, but this is a web app.
Heh? None of us are jobless. Odd critique.
The "type" tag. We haven't shifted over.
Simplest would be to just fetch all of their folders, but filter their content for media.
Oriental dinner with the nostr:npub1purpleye8gzrzss99nzqqnemtf7g8xxj8p950nkyknnuqzycuh5qnazkzp #family 💜
It fills my heart to nourish Nostriches with high vibrational food 🤗🙏🏼 thank you for trusting.
#purplekonnektiv #nostrretreat
nostr:npub10h3aa7xjzxvuttrmsfe4evakldyr0hau8nf3xzu07zza2rpcfdps08j6d5 nostr:npub1995y964wmxl94crx3ksfley24szjr390skdd237ex9z7ttp5c9lqld8vtf nostr:npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl nostr:npub1fq8vrf63vsrqjrwqgtwlvauqauc0yme6se8g8dqhcpf6tfs3equqntmzut nostr:npub1rfw075gc6pc693w5v568xw4mnu7umlzpkfxmqye0cgxm7qw8tauqfck3t8 nostr:npub1pztyedfuhn32htalk4tq5lgl3tedsrej55lgghfsf6ps55dlqy8smvqr2x nostr:npub1840l4y04erqn6z7g9m879e2xqg9n65tkxve43xpfe8plmsj0ua9q6rc9qf @martinyo nostr:npub1klr0dy2ul2dx9llk58czvpx73rprcmrvd5dc7ck8esg8f8es06qs427gxc @gzuuuz
#gallery
Always hard to say, with me, as I micromanage the AI and fiddle around in the code. Probably depends upon the feature, with some 50% vibed and some 80% vibed.
Vibe tendency is steadily decreasing, tho, as the complexity rises.
Albums are kind 30045 events, from NKBIP-04. Basically, UNIX directory folders.
We're more picture people. The videos are not the main focus, for our client. This is an add-on, like Instagram adding reels. We will also include yaks.
We're going in the other direction, with semantic image search, pin boards, albums, PMs, an immich API and so on.
I'm fine, with leaving the video side open, for a different specialty client. But I think you can no longer have a picture-only client, if you want to offer a media-server frontend and general viewer. You have to handle all data types. Some other client might end up the preferred reels "viewer", and we just have to live with that.
Oriental dinner with the nostr:npub1purpleye8gzrzss99nzqqnemtf7g8xxj8p950nkyknnuqzycuh5qnazkzp #family 💜
It fills my heart to nourish Nostriches with high vibrational food 🤗🙏🏼 thank you for trusting.
#purplekonnektiv #nostrretreat
nostr:npub10h3aa7xjzxvuttrmsfe4evakldyr0hau8nf3xzu07zza2rpcfdps08j6d5 nostr:npub1995y964wmxl94crx3ksfley24szjr390skdd237ex9z7ttp5c9lqld8vtf nostr:npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl nostr:npub1fq8vrf63vsrqjrwqgtwlvauqauc0yme6se8g8dqhcpf6tfs3equqntmzut nostr:npub1rfw075gc6pc693w5v568xw4mnu7umlzpkfxmqye0cgxm7qw8tauqfck3t8 nostr:npub1pztyedfuhn32htalk4tq5lgl3tedsrej55lgghfsf6ps55dlqy8smvqr2x nostr:npub1840l4y04erqn6z7g9m879e2xqg9n65tkxve43xpfe8plmsj0ua9q6rc9qf @martinyo nostr:npub1klr0dy2ul2dx9llk58czvpx73rprcmrvd5dc7ck8esg8f8es06qs427gxc @gzuuuz
I also need to get rid of the content-text display bottom-left. Only display npub and title, otherwise it turns into a mess.
It should be pulling your relays and follow list, but you can't yet sign with Amber.
You actually say a lot of really smart stuff.
Most of the devs treat you like the court jester, but I listen.
Let's do this.
Power to the users, bitchez.
I'd have to get Starlink, to be faster. Not necessarily cheaper.
I'd be shipping every damn day, y'all.
Okay, another version of #Lumina is out.
nostr:nprofile1qqsqxefne258ydmfgm2wfl02fsdqgs0d5wx29kweg9amxcqxew4t7kqpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtcpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtcprdmhxue69uhhg6r9vehhyetnwshxummnw3erztnrdakj7pvj5mv can you host it for me, someplace?
#reels
He literally treats hoes like housewives. And housewives like housewives. And other men, like housewives. And little children like housewives. And rabid feminists like housewives. And angry, bitchy devs like housewives. And random Joe Flow on the street like housewives. Crazy person screaming around the subway? Yup, gets the relentless, unshakeable, housewife treatment.
Everyone gets the
Full Derek Housewife Gold Standard Treatment™
Cuz Derek treats all people the way Derek thinks people should all be treated. And if you don't like it, well, then have a GM and GFY, brother. Ain't nobody got time for that. There are other people waiting for their share of the Derek Treatment, so take a number and go back to the end of the line.
Next.
Amen. Amen. The end.
also nostr:npub1m4ny6hjqzepn4rxknuq94c2gpqzr29ufkkw7ttcxyak7v43n6vvsajc2jl the reason why so many men are converting to catholicism is largely because catholic women are not on the pill because it's not kosher for catholics to use contraception.
protestant women are not so strict on this and the medical/industrial complex has pulled them into it, in fact many protestant religions their founders were part of all the shit that has got us to this place (the church i was raised in certainly, co founder is none other than THE kelloggs.
That makes me sad. I was hoping they were converting to get closer to the Eucharist.
Some of the guys on Nostr, who always strike me as particularly chivalrous, are probably MichaelJ, Vitor, and Derek.
That's probably why they've sort of stumbled their way into being Nostr clan leaders. 😂
Like... it's really low-key, but people can sense it, and then they automatically extend trust and cluster around you because you seem like a safe space.
😂 That story was just all over the place.
You're sometimes extremely helpful and generous, it's true, but you're sort of volatile. Part of chivalry is keeping your cool.