New vlog in the works. Special guest appearance by Dr. Jordan Peterson lol 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/5999ae2af0d24569ae102fa5d9173db9e3544c25355ad14cecdca87906baceca.mov
Discussion
Hahah, this one will be a memefactory, can’t wait⚡️
LMAO can’t wait
CLEAN YOUR PENIS
Woooooooow 😅😂
What even is a problem tho?
lol
Can never tell if the things Peterson says are left curve…or if I’m just too left curve to see that they’re right curve 🤔
Ten cuidado y conduce con precaución 😂
You can just loofah your penis.
🧽
My rabbi exfoliated my penis with his mouth during circumcision. It is a ritual called brit milah.
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Just circumcise your penis. It is a judeo Christian principle and shows your devotion to god
😂😂😂😂 dead
I did not have “exfoliate your penis” in my bingo board for 2025
Leave it to #JBP. 😂😂
He’s not wrong, he’s just so bombastic and easy to make fun of.
My favorite quote…
(At heart, I’m still a nihilistic death metal punk, but God is life beautiful)
#GM ya heathens!! 🙌🏼🤘🏼🧡
https://blossom.primal.net/fbb35ecff0df8c33eaa191c33439621be617e4d6b1fff109e69abc1cbcd9171b.mov
Washed and rinse 🫡
Elite impersonation
Have you exfoliated your penis anon?
Keeping that thang smooth
«Ight imma hit the shower then»
-spongebob
Where’s 12 rules for penis exfoliation?
Nietzsche? Jung, blood.
Look I'm not saying make your bed is bad advice, but washing your penis is definitely better advice. Imagine going through life with a dirty d***. Could not be me. Appreciate the reminder to wash your penis🫡
I got some leaked footage. https://video.nostr.build/afef63cbd6d11412e62b5a7b16c92ba14e671c18e3f080cdc181c0d4ae83bddd.mp4
HODL, please vibe code a penis washing reminder app for nostr