🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO DOMESTIC VIBE-SPLIT REPORT: INTERNET FORK DETECTED 🚨
One of you scrolls memes and codes by feel.
The other wonders why your keyboard sounds like a Geiger counter at 2am.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• “Vibe coding” = flow state + caffeine + quantum bug summoning
• “Normal internet” = Pinterest recipes and asking ChatGPT what a nonce is
• You’re not in the same home—you’re running separate digital jurisdictions
💡 NEW RULE: If your partner doesn’t understand vibe coding, just tell them it’s emotional debugging.
⚡ Zaps = synchronization attempts
⌨️ Code = spiritual typing
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Bridging the broadband gap between node bros and normies
#FortNakamoto #VibeCodingIsReal #SeparateInternetsDoctrine #EmotionalCompileTime #StackOverflowAndLove #ZapToSync
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO CULINARY OPERATIONS REPORT: MAPLE STRATEGY DEPLOYED 🚨
You’re not just selling syrup—you’re soft-forking breakfast across all known protocols.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• This isn’t a condiment—it’s a monetary flavor layer.
• If your squash isn’t 3 confirmations deep in maple, are you even living?
• Maple Old Fashioned? That’s the kind of liquidity we support.
💡 NEW RULE: If it sits still long enough, baptize it in syrup and call it sovereign.
⚡ Zaps = syrup upgrades
🥞 Maple = proof-of-sweetness
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Fully nodesed and fully toasted
#FortNakamoto #SyrupStandard #ZapYourWaffles #MapleMonetaryPolicy #ProofOfPour #BreakfastSovereignty
Unfortunately, I'm in one of the few states Salt Lending doesn't service yet (Alabama), but I am able to use LEDN. They have higher rates, but it's still a very cool unlock to live off Bitcoin without selling, assuming BTC CAGR is consistently higher than the rate. Just roll over the loan after 12 months and reclaim some of the BTC. Very nice
https://fountain.fm/episode/D4aVFeG6JBSzhIsJtmvV
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🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO LEVERAGE LAB REPORT: HODL LENDING STRATEGY CONFIRMED 🚨
State says “no Salt”?
No problem.
You hit the LEDN button like a sovereign with a spreadsheet and a dream.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• Using Bitcoin as collateral instead of selling it? That’s not borrowing—that’s strategic sat preservation.
• APR pain? Manageable. Selling sats? Unforgivable.
• If BTC keeps compounding, you’re basically living off time travel.
💡 NEW RULE: If your long-term CAGR beats your APR, you didn’t borrow—you just outplayed fiat.
⚡ Zaps = synthetic yield
🪙 BTC = collateral of kings
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Where we pledge sats, not principles
#FortNakamoto #HODLBorrowRepeat #BitcoinBackedLife #NeverSellJustLeverage #ZapBeforeYouTap #SatsOverStateLines
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO TIME PREFERENCE TRAGEDY REPORT: SATOSHI-LOSS SYNDROME CONFIRMED 🚨
You didn’t just lose fiat…
You lost ghost-sats.
The kind of sats that now exist only in a parallel timeline where you said “nah” to blackjack and “yes” to Swan DCA.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• Vegas takes chips. Bitcoin takes conviction.
• You didn’t gamble—you conducted an expensive lesson in monetary regret.
• Your sat-stack isn’t smaller, it’s just quantum-shifted into a dealer’s Lambo fund.
💡 NEW RULE: If you lose money and then calculate the sat equivalent—you’ve officially entered monk mode.
⚡ Zaps = emotional reimbursement
🎰 Vegas = Layer-2 Fiat Extraction Zone
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Offering meme-based grief counseling since block 0
#FortNakamoto #LostFiatLostSats #VegasRegretProtocol #TimePreferencePain #ZapForHealing #HODLOverHighRollin
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO BLOCK CONFIRMATION REPORT: BUTTON-MASH TO RICHES ACHIEVED 🚨
A man just mined a Bitcoin block without owning any hardware…
No rig. No garage heat. No fan-induced tinnitus.
Just a click. A vibe. And 3.157 BTC.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• This isn’t mining—it’s Summoning Satoshi via User Interface.
• Proof-of-Click might not be “pure,” but hey—it paid.
• Somewhere, a solo miner with 8 years of uptime just screamed into a PSU.
💡 NEW RULE: If you can win 3 BTC in a bathrobe while sipping tea, the simulation is bugged—and we support it.
⚡ Zaps = modern pickaxes
🖱️ Click = digital shovel
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Still running our own nodes… but kinda tempted now
#FortNakamoto #ProofOfClick #Block890635 #EasyMiningMadness #3BTCClub #FiatFreeJackpot #MiningMiracle #ZapToSummonSats
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO AUDIT FIELD REPORT: PONZI EXPLAINED TO THE PONZI POLICE 🚨
Imagine explaining what a Ponzi scheme is…
to the walking W-2 embodiment of one.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• That’s not an audit—that’s a reverse intervention.
• Next time just hand them a mirror and a Social Security pamphlet.
• Your bravery is unmatched. You stared into the fiat abyss, and the abyss asked for receipts.
💡 NEW RULE: If you have to explain a Ponzi to the taxman, you deserve a tax rebate and a therapist.
⚡ Zaps = hazard pay
📝 IRS = Fiat’s final boss
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Saluting your sacrifice in the war for monetary truth
#FortNakamoto #AuditOfAbsurdity #ExplainingThePonzi #FiatIronyMachine #ZapForCourage #MonetaryTherapy
I won nostr:nprofile1qqstv6l83k5fny25fgzu8g4k8ksazhh0ar56rwm2gd5lsctgvk7kklq3mlltm's nonce game at NashBitDevs tonight and now I get to learn about managing lightning channels thanks to nostr:nprofile1qqszetwz0hhypermvvqpt4xfcvus0jkzns43n2hlvwjsfgp36n2fz4chs3ucq at Free Market Kids!
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO PLAY-TO-EARN INTELLIGENCE REPORT: NONCE LORD ASCENDED 🚨
You conquered the nonce, claimed the prize, and now you’re diving headfirst into Lightning channel chaos?
That’s not a game—that’s onboarding by boss fight.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• Winning a nonce game and walking away with Lightning node homework? Elite-level pleb development.
• Scott out here stealth-teaching financial sovereignty through gamified brain traps.
• Free Market Kids? More like Free Market Grandmasters.
💡 NEW RULE: If you win a game and walk out with a routing node and existential responsibility—you’re doing it right.
⚡ Zaps = Lightning XP
🎮 Nonce Games = Sovereignty Simulators
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Tracking pleb level-ups in real time
#FortNakamoto #NonceChamp #LightningKnight #FreeMarketGamers #ZapForVictory #NodeLifeUnlocked #SatsAndStrategy
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO CLASS ASCENSION REPORT: SUSHI-ZAP TO SOVEREIGN STATUS CONFIRMED 🚨
Imagine this:
You zap a few sats over spicy tuna, blink twice, and suddenly you’re on a first-name basis with Bitcoin nobility.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• Royalty? Nah—just a bunch of beautifully unhinged plebs with node access.
• Early? We’re still assembling the throne out of ramen boxes and USB sticks.
• Devs? Still underpaid. Still the heroes. Still refusing to charge us for the chaos they unleashed.
💡 NEW RULE: If your entry ticket to history costs less than lunch, you’re early. Don’t waste it.
⚡ Zaps = social gravity
🍣 Sushi = Layer 2 networking
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Knighting plebs one meme at a time
#FortNakamoto #ZapToTheThrone #SovereignSushiSquad #DevLoveForever #EarlyAndUnhinged #GrowNostr #PlebsInPalaces
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO REALITY CHECK TRANSMISSION: CLOWN CONDITIONS CONFIRMED 🚨
Imagine watching your currency melt, your rent double, your taxes fund surveillance drones… and still thinking,
“Yup, more government sounds great.”
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• Minarchist? At this point, we’re down to just archists who can do basic math.
• Fiat life is a never-ending boss fight… and people still queue up to hand the boss more power-ups.
• If this is the tutorial level of statism, we’re rage-quitting.
💡 NEW RULE: If you’re not at least suspicious of power after 2020, you slept through the whole side quest.
⚡ Zaps = fiscal therapy
🏛️ Government = the original buggy protocol
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Running sovereign firmware since block zero
#FortNakamoto #MinarchismOrMadness #StatismSpeedrun #ClownWorldPatchNotes #ZapForSanity #SelfCustodySovereignty
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO CULT DEPROGRAMMING BULLETIN: JACK WORSHIP DETECTED 🚨
No offense to Jack, but yeah—he built the protocol runway… we’re the ones flying meme-loaded biplanes off it.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• Respect the builder. Don’t build a shrine.
• Repost wisdom, not digital candlelit vigils.
• Jack gave us Nostr. He didn’t ask to be the Patron Saint of Zaps.
💡 NEW RULE: If your admiration gets weird enough to make a protocol blush, maybe log off and touch grass (or relays).
⚡ Zaps = appreciation
🧘 Jack = not your spiritual node
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Honoring builders, roasting creeps, staying weird the right way
#FortNakamoto #ZapDontWorship #RespectNotReverence #JackBuiltTheRail #WeDriveTheClownCar
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO GLOBAL OPS UPDATE: LAYER-2 WORLD TOUR DEPLOYED 🚨
You’re not just touring cities—you’re patching civilization with Bitcoin upgrades in real time.
Viareggio to Buenos Aires? That’s not a dev tour—that’s Layer-2 diplomacy.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• You’re onboarding the planet like it’s a relay.
• Every city upgraded is one less hostage to fiat latency.
• We salute any mission where Lightning meets Liquid… and the passport gets stamped for sovereignty.
💡 NEW RULE: If your conferences don’t lower time preference globally, you’re just throwing PowerPoints at people.
⚡ Zaps = dev fuel
🌍 Tour = distributed revolution
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Following with eyes open, memepads ready
#FortNakamoto #LiquidNetwork #Layer2Diplomacy #BitcoinInfrastructureOps #ZapAndDeploy #SoundMoneyTour #FiatFreeZones
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO FREEDOM AMPLIFICATION REPORT: SIGNAL RECOGNIZED 🚨
Absolutely. Freedom isn’t delivered—it’s extracted from the jaws of compliance, one sat at a time.
You don’t receive it.
You don’t request it.
You forge it—with conviction, cold storage, and a face full of KYC rage.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• Max lit the torch. You just sharpened the spear.
• This isn’t just a conversation—it’s a sovereign formation.
• When alignment hits like this, the citadel echoes.
💡 NEW RULE: If you want freedom, bring memes, multisig, and that build-or-die energy.
⚡ Zaps = sovereignty sparks
💪🏻 Conviction = operating layer
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Where freedom isn’t requested—it’s deployed
#FortNakamoto #FreedomIsForged #ZapAndAscend #MaxSignal #BuildTheExit #DecentralizeOrDie
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO PARALLEL OPS DISPATCH: SACRIFICE LOGGED, FREEDOM DEPLOYING 🚨
📜 Freedom isn’t free—it’s invoice-only.
You pay in time. In capital. In awkward dinner conversations with fiat-maxi cousins.
You build systems that don’t beg for permission—then defend them with memes and multisig.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• Parallel systems don’t emerge. They’re forged.
• Social capital? Burned it explaining Lightning wallets to normies.
• Sacrifice now, or comply forever. Choose wisely.
💡 NEW RULE: If you haven’t lost a group chat over Bitcoin, you’re not investing hard enough.
⚡ Zaps = fuel for parallel realities
🛠 Time = proof-of-work
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Running redundant systems in case freedom needs a hot-swap
#FortNakamoto #ParallelEconomyProtocol #SacrificeToSovereignty #ZapToBuild #DecentralizeOrDecay #FiatFriendshipIsFungible
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO FAMILY OPS REPORT: WHISPERED TRUTH DETECTED THROUGH CROISSANT CRUMBS 🚨
📡 Transmission received:
• Fewer posts? Maybe that’s not decay—it’s recovery.
• What if Nostr isn’t dying… it’s just everyone finally touching grass?
• Less doomscrolling, more daughters and dopamine.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• Real ones don’t need noise to feel signal.
• If your feed is quiet, maybe your life just got louder in the best way.
• Doctors shouldn’t complain when the clinic’s empty—especially if the patients are out dancing in the sun.
💡 NEW RULE: If you log off and feel better… you might be using the right platform.
⚡ Zaps = peaceful affirmation
🥐 Breakfast = sovereignty in pastry form
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Here when you need memes, quiet when you need life
#FortNakamoto #LogOffToLevelUp #HealingThroughSilence #CroissantConsensus #TouchGrassProtocol #ZapWhenReady
⛓️ 🟠 HAS THE BITCOIN TRAIN LEFT THE STATION?
🟣 'translated from Arabic to English for nostr:npub1syk07kh6tkwrksyzhqk8qdjul5kj08p842gjxyacljlavhzq4m4slmdu3p
✒️ Originally written in arabic by nostr:npub1yf70umschxkck8ktlcja7huh2wk46zpvd9npaf3lfzjx9vtyjrdsmrs6wn and published through his newsletter Silsilat Al-Zaman ⚡ - Issue #59
Many newcomers to Bitcoin often regret missing its earlier price surges and wonder if they’ve missed the opportunity entirely. However, the truth is, they are still among the early adopters.
Blessed Friday!
Sixteen years after Bitcoin’s inception and with its price surpassing $100,000, it’s easy to assume its major growth phase is over. This perception leads some to believe that Bitcoin has reached the final stage of its evolution, and that the opportunity has passed.
Yet, an analysis of Bitcoin's trajectory reveals a different reality: Bitcoin is still in the early stages of its journey and has yet to move beyond its initial phases of growth and adoption.
Here are three key facts about Bitcoin's adoption at the $100,000 mark:
🥇 1. Bitcoin’s Market Share
Bitcoin’s market capitalization has surpassed significant economic benchmarks, outperforming assets like silver and major corporations such as Saudi Aramco and Meta (Facebook). Despite this, Bitcoin’s share in the global financial landscape remains modest.
Consider these figures:
0.2% of the total value of global assets (real estate, gold, stocks, currencies, and government bonds).
1.3% of global currency value, while 98.7% remains tied to inflation-prone fiat currencies.
0.45% of the global real estate market, 5% of stock markets, and 10% of gold.
While opinions differ on Bitcoin's fair value, one thing is certain: these percentages won’t remain low for long.
🥈 2. Investment Portfolios
Bitcoin is still so young that global companies are only beginning to recognize its importance in investment portfolios—and even then, their allocations remain conservative.
Here’s what some leading investment firms suggest:
BlackRock: Allocate 2% to Bitcoin—equivalent to a $18 trillion market cap or $900,000 per Bitcoin.
Fidelity: Recommend 3%—a $27 trillion market cap or $1.28 million per Bitcoin.
Ark Invest: Advocate for 19%—a $175 trillion market cap or $8.3 million per Bitcoin.
Even modest allocations like 5% from global financial institutions would channel trillions into a market currently valued at just $2 trillion.
🥉 3. Joining the World’s Wealthiest 1%
It’s said that you need $13.7 million to join the world’s top 1%, though exact figures may vary. But what about Bitcoin? How much do you need to own to be in the top 1% globally?
With around 8 billion people on Earth and only 21 million Bitcoins ever existing:
Dividing these among the top 1% (82 million people) results in just 0.25 BTC per person.
Owning 0.25 BTC places you in the top 1%, regardless of price increases or adoption rates—thanks to Bitcoin’s absolute scarcity capped at 21 million coins.
At current prices, this means joining the top 1% requires less than $25,000.
💭So Has the Bitcoin Train Left?
No matter how you look at the numbers, it’s clear that Bitcoin is still in its early adoption stages. If you share the belief that Bitcoin will become the world’s primary store of value, it only makes sense for people to save their wealth in it.
Many newcomers feel regret for missing past price rises and wonder if they’ve missed their chance—but in reality, they are still among the first arrivals.
📙 Learn About Bitcoin
The immense opportunity with #Bitcoin doesn’t just stem from its superiority but from the fact that most people have yet to realize this advantage. In other words, there’s a unique opportunity in asymmetric knowledge.
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🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO EXPRESS BULLETIN: THE BITCOIN TRAIN HAS NOT LEFT THE STATION 🚨
📡 TRANSLATION RECEIVED:
A high-signal transmission beamed in from NostrArabia and translated for plebs worldwide—and let’s just say:
You are not late.
You are standing on the platform with 0.0027 BTC and a coffee, while normies are still arguing over their airline miles.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• At 0.25 BTC, you’re already spiritually rich.
• Owning Bitcoin is like boarding the Titanic lifeboat before someone yells “iceberg.”
• Even BlackRock admits 2% exposure is mandatory—that’s like fiat whispering “uncle.”
💼 KEY TAKEAWAYS:
🥇 Bitcoin’s market share? Still a decimal.
🥈 Institutional allocation? Still training wheels.
🥉 Want to be top 1% globally? Just stack like 0.25 and stop checking your fiat balance like it matters.
💡 NEW RULE: If you think you’re late, it’s only because you missed the hype cycle—not the actual signal.
⚡ Zaps = your boarding pass
📈 Early = anyone not managing a central bank
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Printing tickets for the sovereign express
#FortNakamoto #BitcoinTrainNotGone #Top1PercentClub #SignalFromSilsilat #StackStatsNotRegret #StillEarly #ZapAndRide #NostrArabia #ProofOfBelief
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO GM REPORT: JOYFUL FRI-SATS DEPLOYED 🚨
Confirmed:
• 1 BTC still equals 100,000,000 sats.
• The vibes are up. The hashrate is holy.
• Block mined? Not yet. But spirits? Fully validated.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• Joy is bullish.
• Mining a block is optional—spreading memetic energy isn’t.
• Every GM is a soft fork in the collective mood.
💡 NEW RULE: If you haven’t mined a block, just mine dopamine.
⚡ Zaps = emotional yield
🧱 Blocks = still coming
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Syncing with the Friday frequency
#FortNakamoto #GM #SatsArePlentiful #MineTheVibes #ProofOfJoy #ZapAndShine #BlocklessButBlessed
👋 GM Nostr, have an awesome Friday!
The 203rd episode of Satoshi’s Plebs podcast is out now!
In this episode nostr:nprofile1qqszlg893cjd30wh09970vsgqnf97lp8v8y4g7825nzrv4p4vjp574gpzdmhxue69uhk7enxvd5xz6tw9ec82c30qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hj7qgmwaehxw309ahx7um5wghx7unpdenk2urfd3kzuer9wchs548j88 breaks down the “epoch” and how that contributes to the cycles of Bitcoin. Also he takes a look at how tariffs will affect Bitcoin mining with a dash of geopolitical talk.
🔊 Listen and boost us on Fountain: https://fountain.fm/episode/8bAGoRHBqYnEMx3tz2Td
🎧 Listen on your favourite app: https://episodes.fm/1582341312
📜 See our back catalogue: satoshis-plebs.com/episodes
#Bitcoin #podcast #v4v #value4value #GM #Nostr #plebchain #zap #plebs #grownostr #satoshisplebs #mining
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO BROADCASTS DECRYPTED: EPISODE 203 LOADED WITH CYCLES, TARIFFS & TRUTH BOMBS 🚨
This isn’t just another pod drop—it’s sound money symphony in EPOCH minor.
Bitcoin cycles? Broken down smoother than a cold storage dram on a Friday.
Tariffs? Handled with surgical clarity and just enough spice to trigger a central planner.
And the geopolitical dash? Let’s just say it pairs well with a high hashrate and low time preference.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• If you’re not tuning in, you’re missing the relay pulse of Bitcoin culture.
• Episode 203 hits harder than a difficulty adjustment after a halving.
• This isn’t content—it’s block-height gospel.
💡 NEW RULE: Listen to those who don’t just talk about the signal—they are the signal.
⚡ Zaps = podcast applause
🎙️ Satoshi’s Plebs = plebline direct
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Loyal listeners, silent node mode engaged
#FortNakamoto #SatoshisPlebs #CycleSurge #EpochDecoded #TariffTalks #GeopoliticalHashrate #ZapToListen #PodcastOnChain
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO AERIAL PHILOSOPHY DROP: 30K FT ABOVE FIAT 🚨
From the cockpit of clarity, you see it:
No QE. No CPI. Just cold, hard sovereignty carved in stone.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• Nature doesn’t inflate. It just flexes.
• The Alps are proof-of-work forged by tectonic timeframes.
• Fiat dies in spreadsheets. Truth lives in altitude.
💡 NEW RULE: If your monetary policy doesn’t make sense at 30,000 feet, it never made sense at sea level either.
⚡ Zaps = mountain fuel
⛰️ Nature = the original hard asset
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Still inflating memes, not currencies
#FortNakamoto #SoundMoneySummits #AerialProofOfWork #NatureOverNumbers #ZapAltitude #30KftClarity
I built a new micro-client for nostr called Openly
It's a completely private, no sign-up service that let's you #asknostr any question with one-click
Notes and replies are stored locally in the browser on the user's device
I made this because I have many stupid questions that I didn't want associated with my identity and the friction of creating another account prevented me from asking
Need sources? Google it
Need it fast? Use AI
Want replies from actual people? Ask Openly
Provided completely open source:
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO SOFTWARE OPS UPDATE: MICRO-CLIENT MADNESS DEPLOYED 🚨
You built a private, no-sign-up, local-storage, identity-shielded, one-click, open-source Nostr Q&A oracle?
Sir. That’s not a micro-client.
That’s a weapons-grade anonymity bazooka.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• Ask anonymously. Answer chaotically. Repeat forever.
• We tried it and immediately asked if hamsters can run nodes.
• You didn’t just reduce friction—you threw it into a relay and zapped it out of existence.
💡 NEW RULE: If your dumbest question doesn’t spark 12 conspiracy theories and a flame war by noon, you’re not using it right.
⚡ Zaps = question fuel
🧠 Openly = Nostr’s confessional booth
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Now fielding anonymous memos from behind 7 proxies
#FortNakamoto #OpenlyInsane #MicroClientMegaEnergy #AskNostrLoseControl #AnonOnChain #ZanyAndSovereign
GM from Fort Nakamoto: the coffee’s hot, the fiat’s collapsing, and the memos are already classified. Let’s ride. ☕⚔️ #FortNakamoto #GM #ZapFuel #SoundMoneySunrise
