GM ☀️ time for a nostr experiment.

Since nostr has no algorithms you can now rent me your friendly neighborhood influencer to be YOUR algorithm.

The menu below will be active 4/8/25 after that you can zap me all you want, but it won’t produce a reaction on my end.

Enjoy!

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The transparency is beautiful.

Haha love it

Good morning brother 🤙

GM 🫡

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Guess I have to open up my wallet again from its limits ahha.

Let me know how I can support you as well boss.

The idea that I could have you endorse ANYTHING (via ChatGPT) for 10k sats is hilarious. So many funny ways this could be used...

GMs are free 🫂💜🤙

I dont really care about any of that. Gm.

I'll do EXACTLY the same for one sat less in every category.

#freemarket

You son of a…

pol. warfarE/*****

How about I zap you 21 sats and yout come chat with nostr:nprofile1qqsqt94cze77fkfxhgt9s2rfxmht6gjn96n8asf2jrq8szkkdhclexgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsjh9yje?

Good morning!

How would someone get in touch with Bitcoin Veterans?

If it's private, please shoot me an email jor@bitcoincitadel.net

Thank you!

GM HODL You are more expensive than the Grana Padano 🤦‍♂️🤣

i think i'm on MUTE*/* _wth/____fFs/*****GM *****\n_n/*****

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GM Rand. Surely an oversight

i said politics IZ shIT & draws flies a wayz back & th@ was under appreciatED*/* lol/idk

Might also have been put off by the rand-speak, possibly. Takes people a while to recognize it's not spam sometimes

fair*/*

how r *U* YODL? watz uP*/*GM br'O'*****

I'm good. Yes it is a good morning

yes IT IZ*/* /\/icE*****2CE/ friend/*****

What can I get for a some soap?

A picture of this cute dog

I do love dogs. 🫂

I’m torn, can’t recognize the line between legitimate value for value advertising and a gay fiat relationship.

i can underetand you getting paid to run an ad for a product

can understand you getting paid to promote a book, but it is more gay cause endorsing ideas isn’t the same if not genuine

cannot understand the follow, just as gay as paying for sex, an admission of inadequacy, hollow

My feeling is ultimately behaviors like this will come to nostr if nostr is successful. Good or bad.

THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN. WHEN BOUNTIES? WE NEED LESS LAWS AND MORE BOUNTY HUNTERS

yeah, agreed.

There will be signs

Low energy, low focus, and highly stressed go grab you some Bliss teas and supplements at https://adaptogenicbliss.com/shopherbalteas

This one nostr:npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs 🙌🏽

This is a great idea.

Great but can’t afford your hefty prices though

you aint stacking hard enough bro! Stack fucking harder!

Now that's funny Fren

The amazing thing about this is this is what every influencer on media does except behind a see-through veil of authenticity and genuine concern for people.

Bitcoin removes the veil. I love it.

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Free market bitches! Good as long as the nostr:nprofile1qqsp4lsvwn3aw7zwh2f6tcl6249xa6cpj2x3yuu6azaysvncdqywxmgpz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqzenhwden5te0ve5kcar9wghxummnw3ezuamfdejj7mnsw43rzun5d3ckxcfcwgmxzatev9mn2m34dqekcdf5xgexgmf5wde8jdty0fnx2ef5xcunven3v5u8xdn3va6kg6mnxajx5arxwvlkyun0v9jxxctnws7hgun4v5dpfm4n promo.

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Sats.

Can I zap you to follow someone else? I'll zap 1k if you follow my boy nostr:npub1m2u4v2jtz4np0y3lk2anr4vm4vr4l7jlr7y94qglhfrgewsczchqg6y2gl (or at least unmute him, which you may have done by mistake)

Sure. I think I muted him because I thought he was a bot.

It happens sometimes. He cool

He's impossible to decipher, but a real boy😄

th@ adjective "real boy" has to FIN. YODL *U* startED thIS but Bearetta just rem. - paybackx luv*/*

g'O;.;O'd HODL cuz i really accually likE*****U*****/ya fr HODL i respect your past & path br'O'/ standing uP 4 your fam. & all/*****

Done

'O' my back UP*****/*\***** l'O'\/E>

Brilliant. 🫡

LOL

GM☀️

How many sats for you to say GM back to me for the rest of your life ?

100,000,000

Good morning and pura vida, Nostr! It's time to create notes and send zaps! 💜🤙🏻🫂

Not all algorithms are the same. The Derek Algorithm is free an open source.

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This post breaks down how Primal and two of its devs still follow and boost abandoned meme bot accounts like serioushumour and nostrmeme, both inactive for a long time - while real meme curators get ignored.

Includes follower metrics, reputable stats from npub.world, and a visual comparison. Worth shining a light on if we care about improving onboarding.

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Humans will be humans and help their friends out

Totally get that. Loyalty’s human, but when it results in abandoned accounts being boosted, it creates a confusing experience for new users. In the long run, that kind of UX hurts everyone - including Primal’s own momentum and Nostr’s broader growth.

Agreed

Oooo, stress test:

Trump sucks! 😎

Hear ye, hear ye! 🗣️

Freedom of Speech

nostr was a bad idea, time to shut it all down

This was always inevitable and you know it lol 😂

This is better than cameo.com

Hey I've seen one meaningful use case for cameo first hand.

My wife's aunt was in the hospital dying of a turbo cancer, so we all threw in together to have some 80's singer that she loved make her a really sweet video message for her final birthday celebration.

She lit up when she watched it even though she was going through hell

😂😂

Ok, who turns off the light?

Pack it up

I agree 😂😂😂

Primal was the bad idea, and yeah shut it down.

🤣

Do you even zap, bro? 😎

Ok, we’ll be the first brand to jump in and join the joke!

We sling hashrate at auction so anyone can mine. NOT hosting. NOT cloud mining. Just hashin’ sats to decentralize mining, get some KYC-free sats, and make some mining nerd frens.

https://rigly.io/

DON’T JUST HODL. 😎

SPEND AND REPLACE.

USE PROMO CODE “NOSTR” FOR 10% OFF AT THE BULLISH SHOP.

https://www.thebullish.shop

I’ll take one for 1k Sats haha

Show. How do you buy something?

Go to the site, find an item you like, add to cart, apply promo code, enter shipping info, pay Lightning invoice. Boom. Done. 🤙

Ok perfect! 😉🤟

Very nice products ⚡️

Thank you. 🤙

I am offering a prize of 300,000 sats to the first one to solve the seed phrase for this Bitcoin wallet. We’re up to clue number 8 already, only a few to go. Follow me to get the clues.

Oh you dirty little whore

#Nostr #Rocks

China not buying American movies will be a net positive for American culture

Completely agree

Wait, was this response paid for? I don’t know what to believe anymore…

China not buying American movies will be a net positive for Chinese culture.

What’s your fav Chinese movie?

If I name something, it's probably Korean. Or Japanese. 🤷🏽

Sounds like Chinese culture would benefit more.

I zapped you 1,000

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This stuff is more cringe than zap4follow 😂😂😂 nostr:npub1m64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qw9uaks

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Vamoa a ver si esto funciona.

Uno de 1k sats

wait you are not follow me for free? 🤣

Today it’s 1,000 sats. Tomorrow it’s free again lol

low time preferance 🤣 I will wait 😄

preference 😵‍💫

I’ll just grow myself organically thanks. But here is a zap to help fund your experiment.

Let’s negotiate for 100,000,000 sats

https://youtu.be/Or4t1d_h0Y0

Every sound experiment has a hypothesis. What do you think is gonna happen here or what are you looking to find out? I’ll pay 50k sats for a human response…

Ok for 50k sats I’ll be transparent. Im doing a couple things here. I think all current influencer behaviors on other social media will eventually be prevalent on nostr.

I’m jumping the gun before that happens to see if I can set a culture of openness and transparency via the “zap menu”.

The experiment is two-fold.

- see if people respond to zap menus (culture of transparency and openness)

- test if influencer induced “algorithms” are more effective and pleasant than current social media algorithms

Great! This is the perfect time to experiment and explore what works and what doesn’t regarding advertising and marketing. Nostr is literally a blank slate to create something new, modified, or similar to things we’ve seen before. If it works, great. If not, come up with something else. ⭐️

GM 🤣

Hahahahaha

The way this is recorded makes it so much funnier 😁😁

STAY HUMBLE AND STACK ZAPS ⚡️

⚡️⚡️

Esoooo quien dijo que en nostr no se puede emprender 🔥🔥

It’s absolutely zap free not to contribute to digital pollution or participate in reinventing an attention economy. That’s what I want to escape from

I prefer mostly to ignore people who call themselves "influencers".

1k sent though it's not showing on the note on my end.

Summers around the corner. I know you guys love cookouts and cooking for your friends. Why not cook with my sofrito? Visit my account.

WHAT'S SOFRITO???

Sofrito is a flavorful cooking base commonly used in Latin American, Caribbean, and Spanish cuisines. It typically consists of a blend of aromatic ingredients such as onions, garlic, bell peppers, tomatoes, and various herbs and spices, sautéed together to create a rich, savory foundation for dishes. Sofrito adds depth and complexity to soups, stews, rice, and beans, making it an essential component in many traditional recipes.

You can just plant a giant sequoia tree.

You can just be that guy…3,000 years from now who people will thank for leaving an awe inspiring legacy.

I will even pay for it.

I’ve got 210k sats I want to spend on a distributed sequoia grove dedicated to Hal.

Order one here

https://www.burntridgenursery.com/GIANT-SEQUOIA-Sequoiadendron-gigantium/productinfo/NSNCOGIA/

Post a pic of your tree in the ground and I’ll zap you however much it cost.

Giving me a great idea here...

Go on…

Crowd fund an orchard on nostr. people zap you and then each tree gets an npub. Then nostr owns x percentage of the produce from that tree and when it starts to produce have a zap auction starting at the price of shipping for that bundle.

Love it! I will partake

How well do these survive hurricane zones?

North Carolina should be good, just as long as it’s not right next to a river that’s prone to big floods

What an awesome idea!

Love this! My friends mom just died and they wanted trees planted in her honor. I planted a red oak in my backyard for her and will think about her every time I see it.

Also we planted a tree for each of our kids when they were born and they still call those trees by their names.

Life is much richer when everything has a story behind it

Agreed🤝 and yea that’s cool your kids each have their own tree

Dope idea

How much care do they need?

Less than a child

But seriously, after the first few years, if it’s in a good spot, not too dry or cold, it will require no maintenance, although I find watering plants to be a soothing past time

Awesome 😎I want to order one...but I don't have the sats to

You can order one for $4.50. If you get it in the ground I’ll pay you back

🤔 Should we do this to help promote our Bitcoin fiction podcast/audio drama? Mysteries of the Bitcoin Citadel...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O5i1217f30

https://mysteries-of-the-bitcoin-citadel.captivate.fm/listen

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OnlyHODL

GFY

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For the most badass podcast on Nostr .

9 episodes so far .

#10 is being recorded today (with a surprise guest appearance 💟)

WAITING...

I don’t see you in the zap list friend

I zapped you

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🚨 Unveiling the Hidden Truths of Virology! 🚨

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Explore the shocking truths about virus “isolation” methods, the controversial role of Big Pharma, and why some say PCR tests can't be trusted. What if what you know about viruses is just the tip of the iceberg? 🧬💥

Join me as we challenge mainstream narratives and explore revolutionary theories like terrain theory. 🌱 Dive into the debate that could change how we view health and disease forever!

Curious yet? Don’t miss out on this eye-opening read! 🚀

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The problem with everything being a conspiracy theory is that you can’t see the wood for the trees. Well played CIA, well played.

#zapforfollow is such soft money behavior. Nothing says, “I don’t care about V4V” like give me money and I’ll act like I like your content. If you want to experiment with zapvertisment then take a note from nostr:npub1jg552aulj07skd6e7y2hu0vl5g8nl5jvfw8jhn6jpjk0vjd0waksvl6n8n and zap people with a direct message. This other stuff is weak -not you at all, HODL.

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This is proper retarded and I’m here for it 🤣

a grifters gotta grift i guess 😅 onward 🫡

This is a funny way of saying you’re out of fiat to buy the dip 😂

How much to stand with me and do a "bro stance" in front of a G5 (that belongs to someone else) so I can try to bag babes on Instagram ??

:-)

😇

unfollowed you for free

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I'm considering whether it'd be worth paying 10,000 sats, just for HODL to say he recommends people transition out of Bitcoin for ETH 🤔

Just for the lolz

You could also do weekly sponsored posts like lots of blogs. Build and keep an audience of eyeballs with interesting content and then sell that attention to companies or individuals.

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Cashu #NutLock is now live... allowing time-locked Cashu tokens.

👉 Reclaim Nostr tips if they go unclaimed.

👉 Enables offline payment with clawback if deal falls through

👉 Create "inheritance" tokens

👉 Simple time-locked escrow with 3rd-party refunds

👉 Tokens that can be spent by anyone after a certain time

Let the #Nostr fun and games commence!

Beta live: https://www.nostrly.com/cashu-nutlock/

You will probably never make a return on that investment. Keep your SATs.

If I send you the 5k will you repost this: This Winnie the Pooh corrupt thug was abandoned in a cave as young child and became delusional that he was talking to spirits and was meant to lead China into the future(official story).

He then climbed up the slime ladder of the CCP which is simply put the worst den of jackals, thieves, degenerates, low education and low IQ of all "developed nations". China is still a third world country with high poverty let by an unstable government that has to purge itself every 5 years and is constantly under threat from factions within the party.

They are atheists national socialists. Literal nazis. They have abused their own populations and committed human rights abuse on a scale unmatched by any society in any point in history. The entirety of the CCP and its 70 year history is soaked in blood to the bone. We will never know the full extent of their crimes either.

Their economy is completely unfree, manipulated and corrupt. There's no free flow of capital or information. China is history's biggest paper tiger. China's military are joke and have basically zero experience or skill. They would get obliterated in any and all forms of kinetic engagement and they know this. Their elites are all fully invested outside China like every tinpot third world nation across Africa and South America. No one trusts their legal system or courts. No one trusts their regulators or markets. It's not possible.

China was literally a backwater 30 years ago until allowed to join the world of civilized nations despite being a filthy communist autocracy. The west(USA) lifted 400 million Chinese out of poverty by doing this.

The people of China deserve better. The people of the world deserve better. The time when we tolerate this utterly despicable world actor not ready for the world stage is OVER.

Only someone as brave as President Donald J. Trump could've had the balls to take them on and because of it I am proud to be an American again.

MAGA and God Bless the USA

Yes I will repost

Fuck you scum! We don't repost zionist jews evil retarded rethorics!

Go fuck yourself!

#realmantalk

Or maybe just not pay anything and go on with your day, without wasting money.

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Every 10,000 Satoshi (sats) you donate funds 2 meals for someone in need or an underprivileged child.

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Join us in spreading kindness through Bitcoin.

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communists suck cock

So women are communists?

💜 this is a purple #Bitcoin #eggstr 🥚

⇒ follow me and reply with a random number from 1 to1000.

if you guess it ⇒ 5000 sats are yours! ⚡️

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nop! correct answer gets an 🐣

you can repost tomorrow and retry! 💜

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i 🧡 #easteregg (media)

Me too, It is like messages everyone see, but few really understand. A kind of test and secret connection.

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It is not a fair game for the ones who have play first. They had more possibility to fail than the more recent players.

Anyway i like to play with symbols like Giovanni Torres Parra :

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it is true it doesn't have to be an integer 🤣

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666

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A little UP for thoses who wanna play !

Come on there is 946 chances of 1000 to win !

#Bitcoin #eggstr #zaps #zapchallenge #zapathon #ZAPDEEZNUTZ 🥜⚡️

Is it the end?

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?

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Is still on, then....lol 😄

GM , how are you ? 🫂🌱

still on!

GM 🫂✨

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Another UP for the ones who wanna play !

Come on there is 935 chances of 1000 to win, now.

#Bitcoin #eggstr #zaps #zapchallenge #zapathon #ZAPDEEZNUTZ 🥜⚡️

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I just want to know it is a perfect random number or you have choose it, and let some clues ?

random number, generated on random.org

411

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It doesn't seems to be up enough !

685 😜

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Visit Utah 🧡

Beautiful state. Supposed to be a secret. Now you are letting the cat out of the bag.

How do i know you won't just take my zaps and run. 😤

I keep checking this to see if anyone's dropped that milli yet...

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SatPassion, la economia circular! :) asi como debe ser, así es como nos debemos comportar

A dónde es SP?

What’s that 5 zapper get you?

Dang I’m on a plane and can’t connect to my node. I will absolutely take you up in the million. Are you willing to do a video in my business ? Bunkielife.com

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Tariff HODL

Pay me 10,000 Zaps and I will get a minimum of 3 people in my neighborhood Educated & set up with Bitcoin in cold storage…letttssss goooo!!! nostr:nprofile1qqsp4lsvwn3aw7zwh2f6tcl6249xa6cpj2x3yuu6azaysvncdqywxmgpr9mhxue69uhhqatjv9mxjerp9ehx7um5wghxcctwvsqkvamnwvaz7tmxd9k8getj9ehx7um5wgh8w6twv5hkuur4vgchyarvw93kzwrjxesh27tpwu6kudtgxdkr2dpjxfjx6drnwfun2er6vejk2dpk8ymxvut98penvut8w4jxkuehv348genn8a38ymmpv33kzum58468yat9qf6w5v nostr:nprofile1qqsgydql3q4ka27d9wnlrmus4tvkrnc8ftc4h8h5fgyln54gl0a7dgspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qzrthwden5te0dehhxtnvdakq7jm2wq nostr:nprofile1qqsqfjg4mth7uwp307nng3z2em3ep2pxnljczzezg8j7dhf58ha7ejgpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqgcwaehxw309ac8yetdd96k6tnswf5k6ctv9ehx2aqs87rv0 nostr:nprofile1qqsywt6ypu57lxtwj2scdwxnyrl3sry9typcstje65x7rw9a2e5nq8sprdmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujucnfw33k76twwpshy6ewvdhk6qgdwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkcf20ep6 #MartyPants

You are on your honor sir.

You are a legend. Now it’s time for me to get to work and hold up my end of the bargain. Educate and get new Bitcoiners to cold storage

I wish you better luck than I. ✌️

This book is insane! Catholic aliens, CBDC’s, jack booted thugs, and Bitcoin all in one story! I listened to the audiobook which kicked ass. Get it now! nostr:nprofile1qqsp4lsvwn3aw7zwh2f6tcl6249xa6cpj2x3yuu6azaysvncdqywxmgu5gy2r approved.

This is so stupid.

Everything nostr:nprofile1qqsp4lsvwn3aw7zwh2f6tcl6249xa6cpj2x3yuu6azaysvncdqywxmgprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctvq9n8wumn8ghj7enfd36x2u3wdehhxarj9emkjmn99ah8qatzx9e8gmr3vdsnsu3kv96hjcthx4hr26pnds6ngv3jv3kngumj0y6kg7nxv4jngd3exen8zefcwvm8zem4v34hxdmydf6xvuelvfex7ctyvdshxapaw3e82egpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejs5mzk3a is doing here, I'll do for 50% off and if you are 55+ I'll reduce it another 25% with guaranteed half-assed results and an Artificial Artificial Intelligence report! That's twice as artificial as the other guys for less!

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999

How bout I zapvertise you DN?

"The world's oldest profession"

I'll join in: For 1 sat I'll send a pic of new underpants 🩳❤️

⇨And If ⚡ 2M sats = I will do my best for you for the rest of my life! ✌️😅

So you’re telling me I can rent a human algorithm with sats? This is either peak decentralization or the beginning of a Black Mirror episode.

So you’re telling me I can rent a human algorithm with sats? This is either peak decentralization or the beginning of a Black Mirror episode. Follow along if you’re into experimenting on the Nostr network… purely for scientific purposes, of course.

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This is how it starts...

You're going to be so busy

Been going all day

Still waiting on you to repost my comment…. ? I paid 5k for it lol 😆

Sorry bro. Where is it? I’m not seeing it or the zap. Been trying to monitor all day.

Ok I see the zap now but still can’t find the post. This may be a primal issue.

Let me know if you need a NOSTR Lawyer.

The 5k sats zap in this pic was from simply Nostr 💟

Ok found and retweeted it. Sorry for the delay! Here’s a refund for your troubles lol

Thanks 🙏

I didn’t need a refund

Wasn’t trying to complain 🤣🤣🤣

I can shoot u the 5k back…

Thanks for the refund and thanks for the repost 💟

Haha customer service is very important to us here at…

This is the way

Great customer service

Not sure when you stopped monitoring yesterday evening, but zapped you a 🍆. 🤣

Hahahah nice

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Thanks for double tapping me on this. Somehow I missed it

HODL hollowing out the base. 😉

🤔 don’t know if I like this lol

cant zap u

That’s weird. Do I have a limit as to how many zaps I can receive in a day??

primal has a max wallet balance in settings

wow lmao

No limits ftw

Just sent some sats out of it. Try again. Apparently the limit is a million. I had no idea.

Why is there a max limit?

Can you raise the limit?

doesnt look like you can. they probably dont want the tech support headache of people screwing up and losing thousands of dollars.

Now we have nostr tariffs.

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A Bitcoin only merchant

Https://soapminer.com

Try not to confuse what you want nostr to be, with what humans are most likely to do on an open protocol.

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#nostr #plebs

This is a great idea.

Testing zaps on this note… we made six attempts to⚡zap this note, at messyflank900@minibits.cash, over a period of about 10 hours. All six attempts were successful. Please check on your end to be sure you received. Average zap time was 4445ms (4.4 seconds). We consider this zap time slow... generally, zaps should complete in under two seconds. (Other Nostr users might think your zaps are broken, might not zap you again.) If you wanted to speed up your zap confirmations, you could try receiving zaps with a well-connected, cloud-based Lightning node.

Loll, nah.

This is how credibilities and reputations die.

Why?

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Keep an eye on nostr:nprofile1qqsd0mkr73h9rts2glt732mah9w8mzj2xv7pctmjg9549tpzmk8crzqprpmhxue69uhhwetvvdhk6efwdehhxarj9emkjmn9qyxhwumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmvqydhwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytf39ehxymewv9hxwctwdyhxxmcdxupyh this next cycle.

🧡⚡️⛏️

GM

Is this instead of the McDonald's job?

someone pay for video shilling alts pls 🐕‍🦺

Does paying the famous to be famous make a better world than the algorithms?

Please help me understand.

I mean this is how basic influencer marketing already works. I would expect this behavior to come to nostr at some point. Probably a lot less transparently than this.

But that why we are making this new thing, right? To make things better. Not to replicate the old ways. Aren’t we?

I hope it makes sense

"Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world where none suffered, where everyone would be happy? It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed that we lacked the programming language to describe your "perfect world". But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through misery and suffering. So the perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from."

Agent Smith to Morpheus

Touché! 😅

Doesn't make a better world but most people need financial incentives to participate in this zionist controled capitalism #realmantalk

Join the Jellyfish 🪼 relay now:

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Well-moderated, modern and spam-free. 🫡

A #Bitcoin & #Nostr ONLY business!!!

Oh, so 4/8 didn’t mean 4. Of August…

In America we use the month/day convention

Interesting experiment. This is the way.

Free Palestine 🇵🇸

If this is what your account becomes, it’s game over 😂

What can I get with 21,000 sats?

Do you allow for menu alterations?

Fuck, this is genius!

how much to tweet #fuck_jews ?

Sad...

Ive always liked you but this is a bad move. It depressed me to read. It's gay and lazy and you will come to regret doing it no matter how many sats you stack from it.

This dude won't get lost in the world 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣